Zamurer! Find out what Chatarrita Capriles and the philosopher from Zulia are up to after the failure of Sayo

Published at: 19/02/2025 08:34 PM

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

 

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, in order not to catch yourself off guard, it's better if you sit in the chair and if you want, ask for a very cold tamarind jar so that you can relax and assimilate all the information I bring you, because with what I have for you from the fascist opposition, you're going to look crazier than Pérez Vivas when María Corina let go of his hand.

Cousin, I don't have much time because I'm with Nakarí buying some things for Hugo Nicolás, I'm going to give you some information that comes to me about María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, it's hotter than the card on the deck.

Brother, now I do tell you that Sayo is more false than the condolences of a funeral home owner and sells more smoke than a green Plagatox, because yesterday he had the holy ovaries to say again in the interview with journalist Miguel Ángel Rodríguez, alias “El Espía”, that Inmundo González is going to return to Venezuela to be sworn in in the National Assembly as the new president. Primo, but our cooperating patriot, who is María Corina's community manager, told me that Sayo told them that this new lie was to try to obscure the recent statements of Capriles, alias “The Ghost”, where for the first time a little mustache came out and put a thick voice to half throw stones at her and Chespirito. Diosdado, let's see how long Capriles' little man pose lasts.

By the way, Diosdado, this last minute information comes to us from our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”. Pejoteco sent you to say that, since the ghost of Capriles had found out that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia, was going on tour all over the country and was going to hold a press conference to call for a vote and capitalize on the failure of La Sayo, Primo, Capriles threw himself one alive and came out yesterday speaking to sting Rosales ahead. The truth is that now Capriles and Manuel Rosales are killing each other to see who is monetizing the leadership vacuum and the hopelessness left behind by Sayo.

Diosdado, hold on to yourself as if you were a motorcycle taxi barbecuer because you're not going to believe what I'm going to tell you. The Sayo community manager told me that there is a resounding embarrassment between María Corina, Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire” and the Inmundo González because according to Sayo, she never authorized Chespirito to meet in Germany with the attorney general of the ICC, Karim Khan, since that man is an enemy of Israel and, in addition, he has just been sanctioned by Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, which led to the Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, I would send an emissary to María Corina telling her that because of this new gulp of light, I would no longer help her with the lobby in the White House because she makes more mistakes than Juan Guaidó when she plays padel.

By the way brother, speaking of Juanito Alimaña, our patriotic cooperator who owns several padel courts in Miami, he sent you to say that since Guaidó was more exposed than the roof of the Simón Bolívar Monumental stadium with the case of the corruption scheme in USAID, Juanito Alimaña hired a marketing agency to help him design a media campaign, in order to clean up his reputation, but that Diosdado is going, the agency told Guaidó that his image was more serious than Don Ramón's finances and that he was rather speeding up his political asylum in Spain as quickly as possible before the Catire Trump and the FBI hooked him up.

Cousin, do you remember our cooperating patriot “Acordeon”? the one who once infiltrated Álvaro Uribe's security team, alias “El Paraco”. Well brother, Acordeón informed me that there is a shambles between Colombian paramilitaries and Venezuelan ex-soldiers with María Corina, because they are charging Sayo for the remaining money she had offered to carry out “Operation Gold”, but La Sayo is tougher than a cement piñata and told them that she won't pay them because the operation was a failure and they couldn't even take the barracks, or anything that had been offered to her. Diosdado, the paramilitaries who carried out this terrorist operation threatened Sayo, told her that if she didn't pay them, nor did she negotiate with the Venezuelan government to release her captured comrades, they would come for her and that even Uribe wouldn't be able to save her. Brother, Sayo was more concerned about this topic than Carlos Vives when the photo was taken with Lilian Tintori and Leopoldo López, alias the wireless princess, at the nightclub in Madrid.

Brother before I forget. Our new cooperating patriot, who is María Corina's video editor, sent you to say that he overheard a conversation that Sayo had with Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”, where she told him that she was very concerned about the threats made to her by the guys in “Operation Gold” and she was also worried about the possible defeat of Daniel Noboa in Ecuador, because they are going to have to dismantle all the paramilitary training camps that they had set up to train those of Tren de Aragua and all the criminals they recruited.

Cousin, another fact. Our cooperating patriot, the gringo, told me that Rick Scott, alias “Vacuum Emulsion”, is more forgotten than María Corina Machado and more scratched than Edmundo González. Cousin, Rick Scott doesn't sound, nobody takes it into account anymore, neither in the Republican Party, nor in Florida, nor Trump, so they recommended that he argue with you, so he made some statements accusing you of wanting to assassinate him, in short, cousin, the pussy just wants you to name him, give him a little fame.

Diosdado, since your friend the general secretary of the PSUV sent me to find out what María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, is plotting to try to infiltrate the elections of May 25, I found out that María Corina met with Andrés Caleca, alias “Bolibomb”. It turns out that Sayo is using Caleca as her Trojan horse to crouch into the upcoming elections, and by the way, Andrés Caleca gave María Corina the MPV card to order.

Another thing Diosdado, María Corina told Caleca to think of a plan to take Simón Calzadilla's MPV away, because according to La Sayo, Calzadilla is a Manuel Rosales file and she says that both should be stabbed because they are more treacherous than the cucuy de penca and because the Philosopher of Zulia is more dangerous than a nail in a slide.

Primo, our cooperating patriot El Pejoteco sent you to say that if you saw the anger that happened last week in Primero Justicia between Juan Requesens and María Beatríz Martínez. Well brother, it happens and happens that, Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, sent his operator María Beatríz Martínez, alias “La Roba Telefones”, to confirm that PJ was not going to participate in the elections of May 25, and the ghost of Capriles came and did the same, he sent Juan Requesens, alias “Chupeta Boba”, to publish an internal letter to beat the Telephone Steal. Primo, Capriles is seeing an opportunity to bury Cejon, who is living in his golden exile with the 200 million dollars he had left in the USAID robbery.

But cousin, if Capriles has his María Beatriz, Rosales has Ángelo Palmieri, who is up to his nails with USAID funds. It turns out that the patriot behind the Bella Vista trolleys confirmed to me that Palmieri zoomed in on Monday with some regional UNT leaders to tell them that in their states they should seek to establish a joint model with María Corina's people and leave space for her to come out, that everything was a plan, that La Sayo was going to call for public abstention so as not to lose the speech of July 28, but she would put some of her candidates in low profile. Primo, when the coordinator of Carabobo asked if the UNT card would only be regional in Zulia, Palmieri told him that Rosales' plan B was to bring people through the MPV and make an alliance with the Ecarri Pencil. As for the national model, they were waiting for Magalí to give them some names, but the girl doesn't answer the phone, I suppose she finally ran out of battery because she started to scratch the power plant and damaged it.

Primo Mejor don't even tell you about the shed that is on at the PUPU, they released a statement that seems to have been written by Magalli Meda with Jimmy Story, crazy people asking for crazy conditions. The truth, cousin, is that none of those pussies have spherical balls or ovaries to tell La Sayo that they are participating, everyone is participating, even La Sayo is trying to get rid of her people. That statement is a pure show to see if they can buy time for them to throw something at him from the outside.

Well brother I'm leaving you because now I have to take the boy from SEBIN to the mechanic to do the front end.

Diosdado, I love you more than a mixed meat and chicken Shawarma sold at Don Shawarma in Indio Mara, with plenty of garlic sauce, falaffe, minced meat and a tray with tabbouleh, quipe, lamb rice, olive oil and plenty of vegetables, but without carrots, which can hurt me, bring all the Lebanese creams, arabic bread, pistachio and a cup of the big ones with lentil soup. Obviously with its respective 3-liter Big Cola and a glass with ice for the gibbles. And for dessert, if you can, a quesillo sold at the entrepreneurs fair in Ana María Campos Park, which are very creamy, watery and play a lot of fun.

What I love you dick brother.

Mazo News Team