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Without scruples! Learn what La Sayona is planning against the Argentinian embassy in Caracas

Many opponents, who look handsome until the Tun-Tun arrives, are moving to Colombia, said Patriot Patricio the Maracucho
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Published at: 18/09/2024 09:38 PM

Wednesday, September 18, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that has a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says WE WON WITH MADURO.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, it's better that you sit down and put your seatbelt on because I have some information that I have for you, you're going to be crazier than Bernardo, Zorro's friend, singing in a Karaoke.

Brother so you know that with the press conference you gave last Saturday about the confiscation of the 400 rifles and the arrests of foreign mercenaries who entered our territory to attempt on the life of Super Mustache and alter the peace of the country, many leaders of the fascist opposition are more concerned than a small talk at Easter, because they know that you have all the information and proof that they are involved up to the neck in this new version of the failed operation Gideon.

Cousin! , many of these opponents who seem to be handsome until the Tun-Tun arrives, are moving to Colombia, asking where María Beatriz Martínez, alias La Roba Telefónica, is going and what is going on.

By the way, Diosdado, speaking of worried people, you know that María Corina, alias La Sayo, is more distressed than Pinocchio speaking under a lie detector. Primo, since you ordered it to me, I didn't take off María Corina even to go eat some puppies at Plaza Venezuela, and I tell you that we had to increase the dose of nerve pills for La Sayo after you disbanded the new attempt at mercenary incursion, but La Sayo is also uneasy about the issue of the platform @ YacasiVenezuela, which was set up with her consent, but now she doesn't want to be involved.

Primo, last night while La Sayo was smoking a cigarette, I heard her talking on video call with a person with a foreign accent. In the conversation, María Corina said that the operation @ YacasiVenezuela was very strategic and vital right now because it helps distract public opinion from the disaster that befell the opposition with the flight of Edmundo González, Alias Chespirito.

María Corina also said that they should take care of her and not link her right now to the issue of mercenaries or to raising money because that would be fatal. María Corina asked her to divert attention to Iván Simonovis, alias the “cousin eater”, so if something goes wrong he burns it and not her.

Cousin, calm down and take notes. Sayo is under pressure to do high-impact damage control, especially now after the decision of Edmundo González's bandit to recognize the victory of Super Mustache came to light, even if he now wants to deny it. I'll tell you that La Sayo has gone through several ideas, and among her plans is to carry out a self-attack against the Argentine embassy in Caracas and attack other characters in her environment with the objective of creating a false positive that distracts Venezuelans and the world, that is, La Sayo wants to divert attention from all the rottenness that is coming out of the side of Edmundo and all the extreme opposition, but what worried me most about this sinister plan by La Sayo, is that in the scenario that is successful, she will not mind attempting the lives of her own people, including her comrade Magalli Meda. Brother, when I found out that María Corina was capable of something like that, I understood why they call her La Sayona, and I assume that she is more dangerous than sneezing with a weak stomach, cousin! , then don't say I didn't tell you.

Look at Primo, the biggest softie there is in the opposition for controlling Chespirito. Right now the fuckers are fighting a war to get everything to Edmundo Gonzalez. Antonio Ledezma, alias the vampire, who is one of La Sayo's few useful allies left, is also among those who want to be anointed by Edmundo after January 10.

Ledezma is playing as Edmundo's chancellor in another fictitious government and his intention is to displace Julio Borges, who was the interim chancellor, but Borges tries to hang on to Eudoro González, while everyone tries to isolate the Ramones and the “Edmundo Une Nos Platform”.

Diosdado, who after being bravely thrown at it on his social networks, but in reality he is more scared than an electrician stripping some wet cables, is Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, because he knows that he is uncovered and he already has all the tickets purchased to have the hooks attached to him. Our cooperating patriot told me that Juan Pablo Guanipa plans to escape the country by land via Maicao, so keep an eye out.

Brother, since I haven't given you a clue for a while, I tell you that the parties that make up the Unitary Platform were even more divided because the majority disagree to support a new parallel government, as they did with Juan Guaidó in 2019, and they affirm that an Inmundo González government in exile is not viable and that rather the Platform should focus on the regional, municipal and legislative elections that will take place in 2025. Omar Barboza is asking La Sayo for an audience to talk about this topic, but La Sayo keeps removing her body because she says that the priority is for Chespirito to be sworn in as president on January 10.

La Sayo, to push ahead, banned them from talking about elections for mayors and governors, threatened to publicly expose anyone who talks about elections as a collaborator of the “regime” and said that she was willing to ask gringos to sanction those who dare to walk in a direction other than swearing in Edmundo González on January 10.

Well brother, I'm leaving you because I have to keep an eye on María Corina's meetings because now she appointed me responsible for her personal agenda and you know that it helps me to keep an eye on the Malaya's movements, so next week I'll bring you some bombs and I'm going to tell you some secrets about Inmundo González, who doesn't have a hair like an idiot.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock. I love you more than a macaroon with plenty of ground beef, ham and grated cheese on top, accompanied by French bread with well-toasted butter, a jar of tomato sauce and well-liquefied mango juice. And for dessert, a chocolate cake with arequipe in the center and chocolate rain on top.