Will it form your P.U.P.U? Learn about La Sayo's plans to become enthroned as the leader of extremism

Published at: 26/02/2025 10:16 PM

February 26th 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! , Chubby! How are you? I'm super cool getting ready to spend some happy and peaceful carnivals, although Cori promised to dress up and go out and get scared, my God! , Cori confuses carnival with Halloween, but not only that, she doesn't realize that it's not necessary to dress up, she freaks out on her own... God! Tell me something what are you going to disguise yourself as? , you should dress up as a cop and I dress up as Cori, so we play that you investigate me and take me to jail.

Diosdado José, out of the game! , I must confess that I am worried about Cori's health, she hasn't been feeling well, she has abdominal discomfort and was like crazy looking for an embassy to be treated, but apparently, the pain went away when they called her to tell her that they could pay for the space on the Donald Jr. Podcast. The son of the Catire, did you think that space was free? pleaserrrr! Remember that Cori is in need of a miracle to revive her communicationally, and well, someone with a lot of money and power ended up paying for the show.

MY LITTLE BABE FROM FURRIALYORK, when Cori called me at noon to tell me the news that Trump was going to make some changes with the oil licenses I thought they were calling me from the asylum, Cori was screaming, laughing and I didn't understand how someone could be so happy, so euphoric about hurting the country, the truth was I was very disgusted, a lot of rejection, one thing is that Cori is angry with the Chavistas because you never wanted to go out with her and quite another thing She's happy to hurt the country, well, but it's Cori being Cori, nothing new.

Cori knows that she is in every book, we talked about that last week, so she focused on two things: to finish mortgaging herself, to sell herself, to swear to them that, if they gave her a “little help”, she would give all our mineral resources to Catire Trump, and the second thing she did was accept the help of the Uribe Clan Lobby — Duque, at this point, Cori doesn't care if the support is from the Colombian or Sicilian mafia, or the Martians, she just wants survive, and God! , when I say she is because in Cori's plans my uncle Inmundo is worthless, on the contrary, she is a hindrance, that's why she is the one who goes to the show with Catire Jr. and not my uncle.

God! , I've been friends with Cori for a long time, you don't know how many times I've seen her euphoric with happiness and how many times euphoric with sadness, Cori believes that's what politics is, a novel, that's why she always loses. She has been throwing string leaves at representatives of the Diplomatic Corps accredited in Venezuela for weeks, Cori complains to them about the silence surrounding the crazy people who are in the Argentinian embassy in Caracas. What Cori doesn't know is that in the International Community it is very clear that everything is a media show, an exaggeration of it, that's why they are silent and have no intention of getting involved in that topic, I insist, that's why she needs a show to revive her, but she doesn't think about Zelensky, who they put the theater on and they want to push him off the stage, in short! , hellllouuuuu!

MY PINEAPPLE CAKE! , at the same time, Cori can no longer withstand the pressure of my friends Magalli Meda, Diosdi! , Magalli complained to Cori and reminded her that when she and the other crazy people had broken into the embassy, Cori told her to rest assured that in a fortnight she would get them out, well chubby Cori's fortnight turned into hundreds of days, what I don't understand is why if Cori is very convinced that she will remove Nico Maduro from power, she is asking for safe conduct, or is that Isn't Cori so convinced of her lie? Definitely Diosdi, is that even among them, who claim to be the best friends in life, they lie to each other, they deceive each other.

So they lie with the supposed regret over the death of Mr. Fernando Martínez Mottola, who was fighting with Cori and with all those who were left in the embassy. Hopefully your friend the Minister has some information about what happened there. Cori asked me to send flowers to his wife and family, he says he'll go to the funeral, he doesn't mind doing a show with a deceased person.

MY MAMMON ICE CREAM WITH CONDENSED MILK! , I'll tell you that the alliance between the heads of the Unitary Platform and Cori, the seams are becoming more visible every day. That unit is attached with “parrot's saliva”, or as you villagers say “with parrot's saliva”. Cori doesn't trust anyone, neither Delsa Solórzano's hypocrite, nor the Chihuahua dog jockey Andrés Velásquez, Cori is aware that no one there is loyal to her like she is not loyal to them either.

God! , Listen To Me. I'm going to bring you the time for tea and cookies, that is, the time for gossip. Cori is convinced that it is time to liquidate the Unitary Platform, so she is working on republishing something similar to the “July 16 fraction” and will launch a kind of platform that will be called the “July 28 movement” or similar to that. Cori told me that it will be a kind of broad front that of course will be completely subordinate to her. Cori says that it will be so extensive that it will even have the participation of the Chavistas, when she said that I kept thinking and said to myself: “myself, maybe Cori is going to invite Diosdi, María León, Mr. Chourio, the first fighter, Nico Maduro, my friends the Rodríguez” I say, because she assured me that in that movement I will see the Chavista parading please!

MY CARNIVAL BOMB! , the other cookie I have for you, or gossip, is that Cori was furious with the American congresswoman María Elvira Salazar. God! Cori told me that she helped María Elvira to obtain funding for her campaign through her banker friends who you know are corrupt, Cori was beginning to regret helping María Elvira because it wasn't working, I hadn't helped her to get my uncle Inmundo to take her photo with the Trump suit, with Rubio, or even with the statue of liberty.

God! , when María Elvira Salazar was threatened by Cori, the worm, she ran out to move heaven and earth so that Cori would have some good news from my friends El Catire. MY MANGO JELLY! , the whole show we're watching today is part of the cartridge burned by the three losers: Rick Scott, María Elvira and Díaz Balart, some broken bats that put pressure on the Trump team day and night.

But the truth is, MY COCOON OF ALLELÍ, that Cori, whatever she does, is defeated. A woman who cannot mobilize masses, who cannot keep her word, is simply a failure, which is why she tries to play double, implode, attack the elections of May 25, but at the same time she tries to involve people who are supposedly loyal to her in the electoral game.

MY CREOLE CHEESECAKE! With elections or without elections, Cori is determined to put an end to the opposition of the Unitary Platform that until yesterday were her allies. I am an eyewitness that it was Cori who sent the photo of Stalin González's louse to be “leaked” on social networks at the Andrea Bocelli concert, he did it to be scratched on the social networks, bone! Diosdado José. Did you see who Ivan Stalin was with? Nothing more and nothing less than with Eudoro González's former assistant, Oriana Guerra, I didn't even know who the girl was, Cori herself definitely told me, as the saying “God creates them and the devil brings them together”.

MY COCONUT PRESERVE! , he is paying his karma for having sold his soul to Cori it is my uncle Inmundo who has already returned to Madrid and is humbly resting on the “Golden Mile”, you know? in the Salamanca neighborhood, along Serrano, Ortega and Gasset streets. When my aunt Mercedes told me about it, I told her that they are better placed than Crazy Leo and Miguel Enrique Otero's lousy one, and she only answered “it's the life I deserve and at the height of my position”, Diodi, will you know what position my aunt is referring to?

But returning to the subject, my uncle Inmundo called me an hour ago, told me that he is thinking of getting out of all this problem that he got into because he is ambitious, he says he misses his macaws and his bushes, the truth is I think he misses the money that his son-in-law took from him, but that will still be impossible, because the vampire or Antonio Ledezma, Crazy Leo and Juan Guaidó have him tied up , they know that this is the last train they have, because the Aragua Train has already burned down.

MY CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE! Let's make a quick paragraph. Taking advantage of the fact that I mentioned Guaidó's louse, did you see that they have now activated Guaidó's former communications director, a louse named Edward Rodríguez, who is much hated by journalists in Venezuela? , now they want to sell him as an analyst and consultant, as if it's the first time he's spoken in his life. MY BANANA FRITTER! , that's part of what I've been telling you for a long time, many of those who stole money from USAID and our assets abroad during the so-called interim period, are washing their image so that they can later run for elected office. Fortunately, the National Assembly approved the Libertador Simón Bolívar organic law , in case they ever forget the great property damage they have done to the Republic.

And speaking of property damage to Venezuela, I have two more cookies for you, well, two gossip. MY TORREJITA MONAGUENSE, I'll tell you this while I'm doing my nails here in La Lagunita:

1. La Maryuri, my manicurist from Doral, just told me that Miguel Ángel Rodríguez's longliner is very concerned because he knows that through his ex-wife the FBI can reach him. It turns out that one of the interim games that is in the eye of the hurricane, or rather, the FBI, is the one related to the invention of “Telesur Libre”, remember? Well, it turns out that that money was handled by Leopoldo Castillo's lousy and Miguel Ángel's ex-wife, Larissa Patiño, and it was all a scam because they never managed half of a transmission. No wonder “El Ciudadano” was the first to run to Spain when Trump won, but that doesn't end there, remember that later they put Roberto Marrero together with Eduardo Sapene in those positions, could it be that they also know something?

2. Alberto Ravell is very concerned about Rory Branker, the journalist from La Patilla who was captured for extorting money from people by publishing false information and other crimes. In revenge, Ravell is moving his old tentacles to set up communication arrays against the government and the people of Venezuela, please God! , tell Ravell to relax, we are looking forward to seeing him. Ravell must be held accountable for all the money he handled when he was in charge of the National Communication Center during the so-called interim period, he must also explain how he lived off what USAID gave him through the NDI: National Democratic Institute.

Well chubby, I'm leaving you because while they're doing my manicures and pedicures, I'm listening to several of my friends who are talking about little things, apparently there's a lot of nervousness with Juan Guaidó's front men, they say they're falling like a fly, but I'll tell you that next week.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team