Watch out! The list of those involved in the USAID corruption case is growing (+journalists and longliners)

Published at: 12/02/2025 10:14 PM

Wednesday, February 12, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “With Maduro, on April 27 we won by beating”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, before starting I want to congratulate you and the whole team for the 11 years of the program, you definitely have the record of being the person who has given the most money to the fascist opposition, the Mazo has more beats than a samba drum and you have made them crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that he worked 24 hours a day and night too.

Brother, I come more accumulated than Kino Táchira with all the information I bring you; so please sit in that chair, relax and imagine that you are Toretto, the bald pussy of fast and furious, because with all the atomic bombs I bring you, you are going to be disheveled.

Primo, let's start with La Sayo, that by the way Diosdado, the same people from La Sayo are saying that María Corina stinks more than a salty fish and that she is weaker than Superman when they put the kryptonite necklace on her, because it's obvious cousin, nobody talks about her anymore, only creeping journalists interview her because journalists who have a level say that Sayo sells more smoke than the escapes of the old buses that pass through Campo Mara and El Moján.

Brother our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of Sayo, sent you several messages. The first is that María Corina is more worried than Tomas Guanipa on a Seca Law weekend, because the gringos sent her a not very encouraging message. First of all, the Catires scolded La Sayo for calling again for electoral abstention and told her that they would not continue to support the laziness of the Venezuelan opposition, and that if they wanted to remove Super Bigote from power they had to leave social networks, because right now even Coquito has more followers than María Corina.

Diosdado, a gringo from the State Department, recommended that La Sayo, either infiltrated the elections of April 27, or was preparing to leave Venezuela in the coming weeks, also told her to seek political asylum in a European country or in the Southern Cone, because in the United States they could not receive it for reasons of geopolitical interests. They told her that hidden and fucked up in Venezuela, she will only be a hindrance for the gringos themselves.

Diosdado, things are so bad, that the neighborhood association of the hiding place where La Sayo is, is complaining because the place looks like a chimney with so much cigarette smoke and other strange smells that make the neighbors drowned; the community manager also tells me that La Sayo has been having problems lately with the excess of alcoholic beverages and that if it continues like this, she will soon leave Borrachito González in diapers. This is no joke brother, poor woman.

Cousin, if that sounds sad to you, you haven't seen anything. Look Malayo, much sadder is María Corina's weeping for María Elvira Salazar, alias “Old Elvira”, and Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”. It turns out that La Sayo asks them every day to do something to give them oxygen and reduce the perception that everything is fine with Venezuela, as Catire Trump himself recently said. Primo, with so much crying about La Sayo, Little Marco accelerated the show of the confiscation of the Venezuelan government plane that remained in the Dominican Republic, which, although many do not know, that was an order that remained pending from the Biden government, not from Catire Trump, by the way, for La Sayo's stomach pain that news was more ignored than the manual for using a Chinese cell phone.

Diosdado, María Corina has already prepared her communication plan to attack any of her allies who jump the Talanquera and participate or send to vote in the April 27 election. That is why La Sayo sent his puppet Inmundo González to read a message where he supported the new call for electoral abstention made by his boss María Corina and that they will not recognize any electoral process until he is sworn in as president of Venezuela. This was done by Sayo to pick up on the Philosopher of Zulia and those who today are competing to capitalize on the political ravine of Sayo; but María Corina said that she is not going to get fucked up so easily, and she sent them a shower of attacks on social networks to put an end to them.

Primo, in that same cauldron where La Sayo plans to cook for everyone who gets out of line, a certain Andrés Caleca, alias “Bolibomba”, entered because it stretches and fits more than chewing gum. María Corina told Magalli that Caleca is a traitor and is more false than a blue Mongolian pencil, but it still had to be used as a trojan horse to get some of her candidates into the April 27 elections. Primo, stay seated because this is going to drive you crazy: I have proof that La Sayo is telling you not to vote in public, but internally she issued instructions to move and train, on electoral issues, the few structures she has left. Diosdado, take note of this one, I think that La Sayo, on the recommendation of Carlos Blanco, is going to try to get some trojan horses into the April election, there I'll leave you a piece of the chat and I'll pass everything on to We-Chat.

Brother, our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to say that he already has Pedro Mario Burelli's little jewel on his radar, who is now defending Guaidó, Carlos Vecchio, the entire interim clan, and is attacking anyone who talks about USAID corruption, because his wife, Cristina Burelli, but her real last name is Vollmer, chairs the NGO SOS ORINOCO, with which he has managed funds from federal agencies and donations from individuals inclusive. Primo, Pedro Mario Burelli has publicly denied Juan Guaidó, but this time, corruption brings them together, it's a society of accomplices, there I'll leave it to you.

Diosdado, our cooperating patriot Pejoteco is on the mission you had entrusted to him and sent you better information than eating soda cracker with a devil. It turns out that one of the guys on the Politiks account, which manages social networks and edits the videos to Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, told Pejoteco that the reason why Tequeño Siniestro was not sworn in as governor of Zulia in 2017, was because Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, offered him 8 million dollars from USAID, and in addition, he had already informed him that Juan Guaidó's interim government was being cooked , alias “Juanito Alimaña”, cousin, these people do nothing for the country but for their pockets.

Diosdado, Pejoteco also learned that when Juanito Alimaña was sworn in as interim president of Venezuela and appointed Julio Borges as his foreign minister, Guaidó authorized that they give Cejón more than 200 million dollars from USAID and Venezuelan funds frozen abroad to direct the fictitious foreign ministry and keep the Deputies of First Justice aligned, but first of all, the Julio Borges only distributed crumbs of that money and gave coppers to PJ deputies who were loyal to him, as in the case of: Juan Pablo Guanipa, Miguel Pizarro, Dinorah Figuera, María Beatriz Martínez, Gregorio Graterol, Alfonso Marquina, Julio Montoya, Carlos Paparoni, and others who were charging 5,000 dollars a month at the time, which is why the fat Brito and more than one left them.

Primo, this information that Pejoteco sent us, I confirmed it with the Madrilenian, who at that time was undercover in Leopoldo López's closest political team. Pejoteco sent you to say that the 32 billion dollars stolen and squandered by the interim government were distributed between Juan Guaidó, Leopoldo López, Carlos Vecchio, David Smolansky, Yon Goicoechea, Lester Toledo, Armando Armas, Freddy Guevara, Antonieta Mendoza, Leopoldo López Gil, Fabiana Rosales, Lilian Tintori, José Ignacio Hernández, Julio Borges, Ramos Allup, Antonio Ledezma and a second list that I'm going to pass you on WeChat to send it to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice.

But that's not all Diosdado, others who are peppered and dripping more than tartar sauce in a tequeyoyo because they received large sums of money from the interim government of Juan Guaidó, coming from USAID are the journalists: Carla Angola, Alberto Ravel, César Miguel Rondón, Leopoldo Castillo, Miguel Ángel Martínez, Luis Carlos Díaz, Eugenio Martínez, Víctor Amaya, Nitu Pérez Osuna, Idania Chirinos, Nelson Bocaranda, Luis Chataing, among others. But those who became richer with the multi-million dollar embezzlement of USAID were Carla Angola and Alberto Ravell, who were the ones who managed the payroll of journalists and longliners serving the interim.

Brother, speaking of crooks and thieves, our cooperative patriot who owns several paddle tennis courts in Miami, sent you to say that Juanito Alimaña asked his brother Gustavo Guaidó, alias “El Nuevo Rico”, to sell all their properties in Florida, the nightclubs in Miami, the gyms, the shares in the hotels, the malls, the restaurants and the dealers; to convert all those funds into cryptocurrency with the help of Lester's contact Toledo in El Salvador, and invest all that money in properties in Madrid and Saudi Arabia, because the whole Guaidó family is moving soon.

Diosdado and to be finished, I have good news for you, I had not wanted to confirm what I had with Nakarí until I was sure that the girl would accept my conditions. The first thing was that I told her that since you and I were closer than Batman and Robin, I wanted you to be our son's godfather and she agreed. She also agrees that the baby's name is Hugo Nicolás, but I made a commitment to her that we were going to get married through the evangelical church and that I was going to come and live in Caracas so that we can be together as a family, although mom knows nothing about this, so you're not going to sell me Malay. Soon you will hear about this new story.

Diosdado like mom knows that this is the anniversary program of El Mazo, just like last year, he made you the egg cookies that you like so much with coffee with milk. Mom sent you 300 packs of egg crackers for you to distribute with your co-stars on the show and give to the special guests that she always sees them on television. Mom says you only give Coquito one cookie because he's so fat.

Diosdado I love you more than a trimardecia hamburger sold on the street of hunger in Curva de Molina, which have 3 floors and have shredded meat, shank, chicken, vegetables, double zebu cheese, half a busaca of potatoes, tomatoes, onions, with plenty of white and red sauce and mustard, with a mollejuo teapot of tartar sauce and the respective three-liter Big Cola that now comes with a lemon flavor. And for dessert, not to be so sweet, a tray of three-flavor ice cream with a drizzle of chocolate and fudge of milk.

You take care of me cousin, change and go.

Mazo News Team