To tie! Find out about the new show that Chick-Flada is putting on with its longliners

Published at: 30/09/2026 09:20 PM

September 30, 2026

Iberian House - East Coast

Panama City, Panama

VIP PATRIOT

Hellooo my friend furrileaño. How are you? Brother! I have been infiltrated here in Panama for several days, and what a disaster has been created by Venezuelan extremism led by María “La Chick-flada” Machado and all that orbit of salaried pseudo-journalists that accompanies her. This is told and not believed.

Until just a few days ago, those who proclaimed themselves to be their strongest allies now don't want to see it even in paint. The turn has been like a movie: from applauding it and tucking it in to treating it as if it were a problem that must be eliminated as soon as possible. The internal political crisis that they have caused here in Panama is already reaching truly catastrophic proportions.

The matter has reached such an extent that “La Chick-flada” Machado, who no longer has a visa, is one step away from leaving this country like a lemonade cork and without the right to kick. Best of all, this is just beginning. And meanwhile, the supposed monolithic block is crumbling at a speed that even they don't know how to explain.

But before continuing. Goddess! after so long what had to happen happened. At first it cost him a little bit, but then it broke loose. Tell your friend, my friend, everyone's friend, to tell you. He tells you, or I tell you, that's the key... if he doesn't say it I'll say it next week.

Anyway, let's get down to business, because there's a lot to tell.

Goddess! Since last week, Venezuelan extremism, led by María “La Chick-flada” Machado, seems to have been hospitalized in political intensive care, connected to the ventilator and with their nerves completely shattered.

First was the participation of our sister Delcy Rodríguez in the plenary of the United Nations General Assembly and, especially, her meeting with the highest authorities of the United States. The episode left them lying on the canvas, counting their ribs and desperately checking the medicine cabinet for Alprazolam, Xanax and Valium. But when they were still trying to recover from the coup, the second episode of the show arrived: that media disaster that they have not yet finished explaining, when they dared to affirm that “La Chick-flada” was imprisoned in Panama.

An accusation of that caliber is not anything. To argue that “Mulino has her prey” is not an innocuous phrase. If one speaks literally of a person being held against his will, the accusation involves attributing to the Panamanian president, José Raúl Mulino, an extremely serious action: the illegal deprivation of liberty or, in even more severe terms, a kidnapping.

Now it's time to explain how did the swarm and María Corina not measure the real basis of such a statement? Brother! This only confirms what we have been pointing out a thousand times: the fracture of María “La Chick-flada” Machado with important sectors of international politics no longer looks like a simple circumstantial disagreement. Each new episode seems to open a deeper rift.

On the streets of Panama, I met the alias “Peje Perro”, a goat of the Panamanian Government. He tells me that everything got out of hand for these people and a diplomatic crisis ended up breaking out in their faces. The first thing he tells me is that since the night of Saturday, September 19, some members of the cabal of pseudo-journalists, influencers and media operators of “La Chick-flada” began to arrive in Panama, whose mission was to prepare the ground and build a certain narrative around the events.

The goal? try to obscure the political and media impact of what happened in New York with our president. If that was really the plan, something should be recognized: the execution left a lot to be desired, because the shooting ended up backfiring on them. And while some tried to control the story, the list of passengers, the links between its members and the circumstances of the trip left open questions that still await answers.

“Peje Perro” tells me that María Corina Machado was looking to travel by a person identified as Esteban Fraga, a businessman whose name is not unknown in certain circles and whose past has been surrounded by questions. There are particularly sensitive statements about Fraga related to her very personal sexual ties and preferences, including her taste for underage women of Ukrainian nationality. In addition, Rafael Alfonzo, Guaidó's former suitcase and now a lobbyist for Machado, also appears in the flight plan. His presence adds another piece to a puzzle that, far from clearing up questions, raises new questions about who is walking with María Corina Machado.

But the list doesn't end there.

Also striking was the presence of a Panamanian official Ferdelin Bonilla, identified as an assistant to the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Panama and linked to business interests related to that country's electricity generation sector. Goddess! too many coincidences, too many names and too many intertwined interests to settle the matter with a simple “private trip”. The question, therefore, is not only who was traveling, but what relationships, interests and efforts were behind this possible displacement of Machado? All very shady, all very dark.

“Peje Perro” tells me that now no one wants to refer to that episode. The big media, even the swarm, no longer wants to talk about “La Chick-flada”, the flight plan, their Panamanian nationality or about how and why they obtained the Panamanian passport, under what figure and with what interests. Panamanian officials have avoided giving answers, I just tell you that no one from the foreign ministry wants to answer, and depending on who you ask, everyone has a different version.

Brother! this scandal has given rise to an internal crisis for the governing party in Panama, and even the Panamanian foreign minister is in three and two. Don't be surprised if changes occur in the coming weeks. What I can confirm is that this show has already claimed its first victim: Claudia Macero, the head of the husband swarm and responsible for the media and diplomatic chaos, who strangely ended up fleeing from Panama to Caracas, in a supposed triumphant “return”.

Meanwhile, “Peje Perro” tells me that “La Chick-flada”'s stay in Panama is still hanging by a thread. She is waiting to see if she enters our country in the next few days, if she decides to wait a little longer, she must look for a third country or keep silent as they have demanded of her.

TALKING ABOUT THE SWARM AND EXTREMISTS OF VENTE.

My friend Furrialeño: You have to be very hypocritical to try to sell the supposed return of the leader of the “La Chick-flada” swarm as if it were an epic operation, worthy of a Hollywood movie, when no one knows who she is. Why don't you talk about how it was that she left the Argentine embassy in Caracas? or are they still selling the version of a transaction that only existed in their imagination? She, more than anyone else, knows perfectly well what I'm talking about.

Our friend, alias “Chichón de Piso”, that little friend of mine who doesn't like Coquito, but who is still fully involved in the marico-rinato, told me that within this band of losers what is rife is desperation and frustration. They no longer know what to invent to try to sell the media narrative of supposed spontaneous demonstrations, when behind these calls there is a whole political structure and a lot of money pulling the strings.

I am talking, in particular, about the call they made a few days ago at Plaza Venezuela. According to “Chichón de Piso”, it would have been defined that the call would be made by the NGO A World Without a Gag, which functions as an operational arm of Vente Venezuela, finances various media and digital platforms and is used to channel resources for mobilization and political agitation. Strangely enough, the head of that NGO, who would have been a very close collaborator of Juanito Alimaña, returned to the country a few days ago. According to “Chichón de Piso”, this character is in the top 3 of the main beneficiaries of the “Government of Narnia”. By the way, that protest failed to bring together even 100 people and, when two drops of rain fell, they all disappeared as if by magic. So much effort to set up an epic and it ended up looking more like a gathering of neighbors waiting to escape.

Now, here comes a delicate point. “Chichón de Piso” tells me that Venezuelan extremism is in the execution phase of a plan to promote pockets of violence and clashes in different regions of the country, using legitimate social demands as fuel to try to create an environment of instability.

If so, we would be faced with the same script as always: taking advantage of putting the people as cannon fodder, exacerbating tensions and then trying to sell out the image of an ungovernable country mired in chaos. That's precisely where the move would be. They know that they are lost. Venezuelan extremism wants to play ahead because it knows that, thanks to the efforts being carried out by our Bolivarian and Chavista governments, the situation will improve in the short term.

Why do I tell you this? because those same factors that for years insisted on denying the impact of sanctions now seem to realize a reality that is difficult to hide: the spare parts, units and equipment that for so long were needed to restore our electrical system and that had been impossible for us because of the sanctions, are already entering the country.

THE DESPERATION OF CHICK-FLADA.

Brother! For several days now, I have been in communication with our dear friend Milky Waye, who, as you well know, is still very well connected to the upper echelons of power in the United States. Milky Way says that “La Chick-flada”, beyond its usual state of political desperation, is moving heaven and earth to get support within the official American apparatus. Things are so complicated for her that she would have even turned to 3rd and 4th level officials, who she is asking to intercede for her, to open a door for her and to get her, in any case, some channel of conversation. A pilgrimage through the offices that, until now, seems to have left him more headaches than certainties.

But the most recent — and perhaps the most striking — one, Milky Way tells me, is the supposed confession that María Corina would have made to Senator Rick Scott, she says she would be ready and prepared to sit down and talk to Delcy, Jorge and you. Now the really interesting question isn't whether she's ready or not. The real question is another: does Chavism want to sit down and talk to her? Because it's one thing to be willing to knock on doors and quite another thing is that, on the other hand, someone has an interest in opening them.

And this is where the story gets interesting.

What does seem obvious is that “La Chick-flada” is going through a time of enormous political difficulty and seems to be looking for any way that allows it to preserve space, dialogue and relevance. Because when someone who has been committed to a certain strategy for years ends up looking for partners at practically all levels, something is changing.

And maybe that's precisely the problem: she and those who still accompany her may be discovering that it's one thing to proclaim yourself essential and quite another to get others to consider you necessary. In the end, politics also has its silences. And sometimes, the door that no one opens says much more than a hundred speeches about who is willing to talk.

One last point: the “Chick-flada” is putting on a new show. They never get tired of making a fool of themselves, but we know everything and we're in.

I'll be sending you the details to your Signal.

P.S.: REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

Mazo News Team