They went crazy! Learn how La Sayo tried to divert Venezuela's participation in the BRICS Summit
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Published at: 23/10/2024 11:37 PM
Wednesday, October 23, 2024.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy notice that says MADURO PRESIDENT.
Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, first of all, I want to tell you that mom, the boys and I want to congratulate you and your entire Mazo team because today you are doing the 500th program and because in that political and communication trench you have made a bigger fart out of it than the Caracas Lions trying to win a game against the Guaira Sharks. So brother, keep up the successes and keep putting your seatbelt on because with all the information I have for you, you're going to look crazier than Iván Simonovis when he was riding the boat where he escaped.
Aha brother, we're going to start with María Corina, alias La Sayo, because lately she's been more suspicious than Julio Borges in a beauty salon getting her eyebrows done; Diosdado left La Sayo and all his lineup of longliners off the ground by the surprise arrival of Super Mustache to Russia to participate in the BRICS summit , so much so that María Corina had to send actor Orlando Urdaneta to post a 12-minute video on Twitter saying that she had some supposed visions that the government was going to fall at the end of the year, all this to try to divert attention from Venezuela's participation in the BRICS and how important this news is for the country's economy and the world. Sayo also tried to put on a show at the Colombian Congress with the theme of the dumb acts, but as always, no one stopped her balls.
Primo, but the joke is not so out of hand with that new matrix of false opinion that he tried to position on the “Fall of the Government” since it is closely related to the seizure of weapons that your friend the Minister of Interior, Justice and Peace carried out last week here in Zulia. Brother, as you already know, one of María Corina's community managers is one of our cooperating patriots and she informed me about a very mysterious telephone conversation via SIGNAL between La Sayo and a person who was probably Iván Simonovis, alias “El Venado”, because they were talking about weapons of war and an alleged paramilitary operation by the end of the year. Diosdado, when the community manager informed me of this, I immediately contacted the cooperating patriot we have in the Simonovis closed circle in the United States and he confirmed that El Venado, in fact, in recent days had contacted La Sayo to inform her that part of the second shipment of weapons had been sent and that they were going to enter through the west of the country; in addition, that the shipment was going to be received in Zulia by a link for the Aragua Train, who was going to be responsible for distributing it to the main cities of the country in coordination with the Los Llanos Train. Primo, but since I know that all this information is very sensitive, I prefer that you leak it to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice because the name of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, also came up there. Diosdado, don't say this to anyone without first talking to the Minister.
By the way brother, speaking of Tequeño Siniestro, although I know that you have all the information about the places where Juan Pablo Guanipa is hiding, our cooperating patriot El Pejoteco sent you to say that he received the information that Tequeño Crudo is ready to flee, if at this time the puddle didn't jump because the accredited embassies in the country do not want to get involved in problems. Primo, Tequeño Crudo wrote to La Sayo to include him in her escape plan, but María Corina didn't respond because she didn't want to leave evidence.
Diosdado, other information sent to you by Pejoteco is that with the press conference that your friend the Minister gave yesterday about the corruption scheme in the mayor's office of Maracaibo, all the First Justice Councillors are more frightened than El Chavo del 8 listening to the stories of the Chocarreros spirits at 12:00 at night, because all of them received their good share of the copper that the Guanipa brothers diverted from the municipality's coffers.
But that's not all Malay, I have more good gossip about Maracaibo, so hold on as if you were barbecuing on a motorcycle because now you're going to look crazier than a guaracha group playing at a wake.
Do you know that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” with all this mess that caught on with the Guanipa brothers and the mayor of Maracaibo, is thinking of fishing in a rough river in the 2025 elections and taking the opportunity to launch his son Carlos Rosales as a candidate for mayor of Maracaibo ; yes brother, that is the information that is rolling in the corridors of the headquarters of Un Nuevo Tiempo de las Mercedes. Likewise, our cooperating patriot “The Driver of Bella Vista” informed us that Manuel Rosales gave the order to all the general secretaries of UNT in the 18 parishes of Maracaibo to bring to the party all the leaders of First Justice who were disappointed by the case of corruption in the mayor's office. Diosdado, get ready because the cognac that is going to be set fire in Maracaibo next year between UNT and what's left of PJ, for that mayor's office, is going to be more fierce than the fights between the Advengers and the Martians.
Diosdado like you always send me to find out what Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, is up to, I have some better stories for you than eating caraotas with mayonnaise. You know that the cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” is always on the lookout for the Underworld, finding out what he's up to, and nothing less that he informed us that Chespirito went to rumba this weekend, drank Wiski 18 years of what he likes and at about 11:00 at night, Spanish time, Inmundo was more scratched than a dog's ear, so much so that he slipped and dislocated his shoulder , but cousin, that didn't stop him from having a supposed “Work Meeting” with a girl 20 years younger than him, there I'll leave it to you don't think twice.
Brother, the next day, all this information came to La Sayo and she forced Chespirito to make that post on social networks where Inmundo appears with the sling on his left arm, but they forgot to cover the glass of Wiski from the night before that was on the table.
By the way, Primo, before I forget, did you see that last week La Sayo sent Chespirito again to say in an interview on CNN that he was going to return to Venezuela to be sworn in before the AN as president? They continue with the same script of deceiving their own people because on January 10 whoever is going to be sworn in before the people and the AN is Super Mustache, and the fascist opposition is once again going to cry in the valley of laments.
Diosdado and to finish I'm going to give you some advice, not to you, to your friend the Minister. Put the magnifying glass on a certain Andrés Caleca, over there they told me some cooperating patriots that we have undercover in the MPV, that Caleca is in strange circles with La Sayo and is participating in some SIGNAL groups in which pure fascist leaders operate who are conspiring against peace in the country. Caleca, with his sweet grandfather façade, is squatting down.
Primo, a ñapita, aware that all the pussies and lies that are involved in the plot of CITGO and Monomers , are seeing how they are leaving the country because they thought they could loot some strategic assets of the country and stay calm living as if nothing had happened, but pending, I read a list that was circulating there and there were people missing, in the list that I read I didn't see Nora Bracho and many people linked to A New Time, we can't be soft cousins.
Well brother, I'm leaving you because I have to help mom fix the house because we invited some of our colleagues from the game to watch the 500 El Mazo show here and we're going to have a party, there I'll give you a picture.
Primo you take care of me, what I love you is dick, I love you more than a Christmas plate with two surgically operated hallacas, one of pork and the other of chicken, with a piece of ham bread cut in the middle, with Christmas salad that they throw in a lot of eggs, potatoes and chicken, without carrots because it's too heavy and then I don't like it, with a piece of mollejuo from the ham ball that mom always hides in the room, with a big piece of a boy in the oven, the pasticho of the one who makes the Aunt Rebeca, with her respective three-liter Big Cola and if You can, only if you can, a majarete with raisins, vanilla cream and chocolate rain.
Take care of me Malay