They played Kikirigüiki! Find out why Inmundo's candidacy is no longer liked by María ConIra

Published at: 01/05/2024 09:50 PM

Patriota Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordooooooooooooo! How are you chubby in my heart? , I'm here, sweeter than Leopoldo López when he found out I was on the Samark López audios. I tell you that my friends Cori asked me to accompany her on her show for Falcón and Zulia, but she forbids me to turn on the air because the advisors told us that the sweatier we get, the more we look like the town, in short, Cori and his racist things.

Happy Labor Day to the Venezuelan people, to the Mazo team and to you who keep working for this country.

God, I can't stand it anymore! This thing about walking with the man's banner under my arm irritates my beautiful armpits, although sometimes I think that's easier than carrying the man in person. Speaking of the man, bone! God, why don't you know what? It turns out that Edmundito is my second uncle, but don't laugh wicked because I don't have it easy, now it's my turn to decide between my friends the Lunytoon or my uncle the Unclean.

Diosdadooo Joseeeeé, listen to me, Cori is scared and insecure even though she tries to sell that she has everything under control. It turns out that my uncle Inmundo is not Cori's candidate but one of my friends the gringos in a negotiation that was made with the Ramones, namely Aveledo and Ramón José Medina, Ramos Allup and the skinny Capriles, all behind Cori's back.

My little furrialeño, did you think that Cori and the MUD had turned out to be his snake? , by the way, that word was taught to me by a suitor from the Bolivarian circles of Dolorita hahaha, bone baby! Sifri is in everything, but don't stray, the differences between my friends Cori and the filthy MUD members are more vivid than ever. Cori puts pressure on the MUD with the story of the fraudulent term he got in the primary drawing, he also reminds the MUD parties that without it they are dead, that they are empty shells and that it is the only one with the capacity to assemble a structure to protect the vote, so in his speech Cori does not talk about parties or allies and insists on the 600K network and on the commands, that is, JOIN with other names.

When Cori is asked not to mention the MUD and Manito, she excuses herself by saying that the MUD card is still in danger for violating electoral regulations and that it is better to ignore it so as not to give reasons to the reeegimeeenn! , but a lie, the truth is that Cori doesn't want to name those filthy people.

A few days ago Cori told me “baby (she sometimes calls me that), I will never call to vote for the card of the Botox kidnapper Manuel Rosales and least of all because of the cry of the Calzadilla”, that's the way things are.

Diosdi, Cori is not brute, she knows that her real enemies are sitting in the MUD and she is also aware that the Biden administration is not going to immolate herself with her, by the way, Cori is desperate and activated her lobby in the US, she is afraid that she will be linked to the corruption of Samark and Tareck El Aissami, so she sent a message to my friends the Republicans saying that she has nothing to do with what Leopoldo, Borges, Ocariz and Vecchio did. Now, that's not so true, Diosdado, María Corina is very concerned because she had an interview with Samark López through several actors, one of them being Carlos Ocariz, she notes because now this story is missing leaves.

Gordis, I almost died of fright on Monday when it became public that the Attorney General would make some announcements to the country, we were in Bejucal and Cori told me “run they're coming for us”,... So I said to myself “myself and if the Diosdi Cabello comes for you, you'd better stay that way you see him live”, but Cori held me tight and we flew away. Diosdado José, once again I ask you, if you are going to send to SEBIN let me know to at least be fixed, can you imagine? I can't appear in the arrest photo disheveled and without my branded wallets, please ooooorrrrrr! , always with glamor even if she is imprisoned.

On the other hand, I'll tell you that Cori visited Uncle Inmundo on Sunday, brought him cookies and some medicines, there were some super cool photos even though I saw something I didn't like in the uncle's arms, then I'll send them to you.

Cori is entangled with the electoral promises of the regional elections. On Monday, Cori was talking to Carlos Ocariz, who wants to be governor of Miranda but is banned, so he got upset because Cori told him that if they can't get rid of his disqualification, it would be better to put Noel Álvarez as a candidate and for Ocariz to go out with Noel's banner just like she does with Uncle Inmundo. But the most false of all, Delsa Jenifer, parenthesis... look at Diosdado José if I find out that she is your friend so far our friendship reaches, it turns out that the minister of falsehood also asked Cori to govern Miranda, but Cori can't get her out of her way.

As false as Delsa Jenifer are all the actors that Cori and the consultant make me look for for the rallies. They ask me to look for women of color, grandmas, men who cry and people who speak at events, the truth is that I go crazy because God! , I graduated as a model not a theater director for political events, notice that the other day in Portuguese I screwed up with the guy who is part of the group of Colombians that Cori sometimes talks to, I made the mistake of not looking at her Chapo Guzmán 701 cap, then I'll tell you about this character.

Finally, Diosdado José, when I warn you something you say toxic to me, but the coming communication war is strong, they will insist that Chavism is capitulating, that they are preparing for the transition, that they are ready to go. This narrative that Cori sends to spread through its operators only seeks to sow fear in grassroots Chavism, but they forget that Chavism is a unique force, full of love and cannot be divided so easily. God, when I stop being a soldier in Cori's adventures, I want to join the PSUV, which is the only party in the revolution.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.