They don't hit one! Learn about La Sayo's plans to save itself from the failed Guaidó 2.0 plan

Published at: 20/11/2024 09:30 PM

November 20, 2024

Location: Valle Arriba Country Club Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Gorditooo how are you? , bone! I am here like this to relax drinking a little champagne because every day I understand Cori less, that if one day she goes to Colombia than if another day she wants to be in Venezuela, please! I said to you: God, Joseph! , that this operation of leaving and entering later is easier if you have some friends who have cars with diplomatic license plates, but also, if your friends are Álvaro Uribe and Iván Duque, oh my God! , they are experts at moving drugs, meaning moving Cori would be super easy, even though Cori is more toxic than fentanyl.

WELL MY CHUBBY ONE! , that's not the point, the thing is that Cori is getting three embassies in trouble that are lending themselves to get her to move, I'll give you two facts: Cori likes Valle Arriba and it's not exactly in my house; there's a white Ford Explorer van with a red license plate that has a few things to explain, I'll send you the details by mail.

GOD! , I don't know when Cori is going to give up her sick obsession with getting to Miraflores, what I can tell you is that all her allies in Vente Venezuela are claiming that she sent them to hide and in most cases they don't even have enough to eat, the worst thing is that, when they ask Cori how long will they be in that situation? she's just lying.

By the way, Cori asked me to release a call for Saturday the 23rd, where he will meet with what's left of the municipal commands through the meet application, but don't worry that I'll give you the attendance list. My tonrontic! You will remember me that at that meeting Cori will tell them that “the miracle is near”, that “everything is coming together to leave Nico Maduro on January 10”, that “they must trust her” and she will lie to them once again.

If we talk about lies, I'll tell you that Cori has deployed a battery of deceptions that uses them to try to hold back and maintain people's hope, she also tries to show that she still has influence. For example, Cori has said in her inner circle that the day after the appointment of Marco Rubio, they supposedly talked for more than an hour, it turns out that's a lie, but Cori also says that Trump sent him a message saying that January 10 is the end of Maduro, Diosdi! I didn't understand that, and I said to myself, “myself, but if Trump assumes it's January 20, how did he say that to Cori?” , then Cori confessed to me that it was a lie, she couldn't talk to Trump, she said it to get out of the way, anyway! , it hurts me to assume that my childhood friends, my friends from Colegio Merici, have become a compulsive mythomaniac.

MY MANGO JELLY! , Cori's delusions reach unsuspected levels, to the point of threatening Nico Maduro by telling him that he has a deadline of January 10 to talk to her or it'll be too late, please! I'm dying of intrigue, I would love to know Nico Maduro's answer.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD! I am trying to decipher what Cori's new path is, because her main objective is no longer the recognition of my uncle Inmundo. Cori once again dusted off her usual plan, which is to remove Nico Maduro by force and she will assume the transitional government. This situation is causing discomfort within the Unitary Platform and in the relationship with my uncle Inmundo, because everyone knows that Cori plays only for her and that, if due to a bad move of fate that were to happen, Cori would never team up with Delsa, or Rosales, or Ramos Allup or any of those lousy people.

MY BABY GERBER, if you check the social networks of Cori, Delsa Jenifer, Magali and some influencers that belong to our payroll, they are not talking or posting anything about my Uncle Inmundo's tour, even yesterday when my friend Antony Blinken, Secretary of State, said that he recognized my Uncle Inmundo as “elected president”, Cori didn't even flinch, he just shared Blinken's post but without any special comments or thanks. Oh God or Joseph! I, who know Cori well, can tell you that I already experienced this film when Cori began to make a certain distance from the lousy Juan Guaidó because she had her own plan.

GOD! , Cori confirmed to me that she is looking to make a separate store, she feels strong because she is the one who controls the lobby with my friends the gringos because the people of Trump don't want to know anything about Guaidó, Leopoldo, Capriles and company. Dissody! everyone in the Unitary Platform is fighting with my Uncle Inmundo, Cori says that this space has become a hell that they no longer support it as before because even Delsa is one of the first to oppose my Uncle Inmundo being sworn into exile, and they have been fighting each other for days because my Uncle promised not to say that he is coming to Venezuela on the 10th to be sworn in, but that is the first thing he declares every time he opens his mouth.

MY GUAVA SANDWICH. Cori doesn't trust my Uncle Inmundo, she no longer controls him like before, that's why she decided to take center stage again. Cori asked me to pay for an article for the New York Time that places her as “the iron lady”, when the truth is that Cori is very scared that Trump won't buy her idea of a supposed early victory attacking Nico Maduro, Cuba and Iran, by the way she doesn't talk about the Russians at all, not stupid as hell!

DIOSDADO JOSÉ, I'll tell you something top secret, it's not for you to tell. Turns out that Cori told her Republican friends, when they asked her what were they going to do with Inmundo? , she answered them verbatim “remember that Edmundo was an accident, it was a necessity, he is not and will not be someone we can count on to remove Nicolás Maduro from power”, phew! How loud to hear Cori say that about my Uncle Inmundo, but God! , it all makes sense because my uncle, not being sworn in in Venezuela, automatically looks like a Chinese vase, so Cori and he start competing for the leadership and the dialogue of the opposition, Cori is a survivor, she knows that the one who dies politically on January 10 is my uncle Inmundo, so he is preparing the way for her to run without him.

In the meantime, the circus must continue and the truth is that my uncle took a liking to the traveler thing. God! , those tours of my Uncle Inmundo are pure joy, they receive it for giving life to the circus, but if something is said in the international community, it is the impossibility of supporting or committing to any plan with my Uncle Inmundo, because their only proposal is that they please put pressure on Maduro and tell him to leave so that he can take the oath of office, it's the same as always, waiting for outsiders to do all the work and by the way they give him a tip. However, in the middle of the circus my uncle walks, eats in fine restaurants, drinks whiskey, plays president, and he feels super happy because he's not worried about what might happen, he's living his last days or months, as he always dreamed, in a big way.

Although my uncle returned to Spain, he didn't think twice to go to Malaga this Monday to an event with The Business Circle of that city, the truth is that this meeting confirms that my uncle is only negotiating left and right what is left of our assets abroad, because of them he surrounds himself with vultures interested in that business in exchange for giving my uncle his juicy commission, I'll leave you the photo.

MY MARSHMALLOW, I announce that I'm going to pack my bags because I'm going to Miami to receive my Uncle Uncle Inmundo the first days of December, and the louse from Mezerhane is moving so that they give my Uncle the key to Doral, the same one they gave to Guaidó. With your permission, God! , but I want to go and see that in the front row, what will the deployment of my friends the Miami worms be like? , I won't miss that for anything.

Dissody! , a quick gossip, Pedro Urruchurtu's lousy one was the one who sabotaged Leopoldo López's participation in the libertarian forum, it was he who sent him out, of course, ordered by Cori. Please oooooo! , very close to them.

MY COCONUT NOUGAT WITH A CLOVE OF SMELL. This is the part where I get toxic, tell your friend the handsome minister that he should be aware of the guarimbas that come through the UCV. Cori asked his allies abroad to accelerate an ongoing plan to try to paralyze the country in the days leading up to Christmas.

Cori's plan includes sabotage to paralyze basic services, terrorist actions, attacks on oil and electricity facilities, self-attacks against opposition leaders and complaints of human rights violations before the main judicial bodies of the European Union. They are also warming the ears of some businessmen, especially in the food sector. Another little thing we are going to see is the so-called “original Chavistas” confronting the Chavistas who support Nico Maduro, telling them that to save Chavism they must break with Nico Maduro and support my Uncle Inmundo, the main planner and financier of this idea is the lousy Rafael Ramírez who lives in Italy as king. The objective of Cori and her allies is to generate towards the perception of an anarchic country, absolutely chaos and ungovernable, in the hope that my friends the gringos will help her in her adventures.

DIOSDADO JOSÉ, the time is coming to take care of the country, so while Cori confirms that he never had a plan and that his only light in the tunnel are the gringos, while I see the Democrats who are leaving, but still trying to leave Trump an agenda for Venezuela, I only reflect on the fact that I hope the same thing doesn't happen to Trump as to Kennedy for having inherited the agenda for the invasion of the Bay of Pigs from Eisenhower, see God! , which Sifri is also studying.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team