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They are incurable thieves! Learn how Pamperito Guanipa defrauded the Inmundo campaign commander

All Guanipas are like that...
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Published at: 29/05/2024 10:07 PM

From: Chuito Salazar López

For: My Company Diosdado

From: Artamira.

Good night, a big hug my brother Diosdado... here I'll write to you again... as long as these people from the opposition come to eat empanadas, I'll always be on the lookout, so the restaurant is cool...

This time I'll tell you that two men arrived, ordered the menu at once and were distracted talking about some supposed dining rooms for the neighborhoods... how they did tricks to pocket the money they gave him to buy food... one of them, they called Filiberto, again when I consulted my AI... it turned out that he was a worker from the NGO Er Convive...

The other eater turned out to be a “cure”... Filiberto got his name out... Manuel Torres, who complained about the opportunists who showed up, after many years in the León Neighborhood of the Cemetery, last Friday, May 24, when the INMUNDO candidate presented himself.

This priest Miguel, given the story that he received a call before Friday from another priest named Luis. .. of the Las Mercedes Church in the Baruta municipality, to provide all possible support to Tomas “Pamperito” Guanipa and to the INMUNDO...

At this point in the conversation, Filiberto asked me for two “frappe” lemonades, forgive me Diosdado... but in the East we call this raspaos... what happens is that they give it to him like a lot of syphrinths...

The truth is that while taking the order for the lemonades... Er Cura was flustered complaining because they left him alone... he had to set up the chairs, make the sound of the Church of Saint Michael the Archangel in the Cemetery, and even give the water... Er Cura kept complaining and commenting... the food houses of the NGO Er live together... they say that they eat 100 children but humm... those people spend it in a scam squaring numbers... That Friday... the neighborhood kids didn't eat... my God... They were left without eating... What a shame... All because of Tomas “Pamperito” Guanipa, who was going to be in charge of the logistics of the event... as well as the invitation to the community... at this point Filiberto, said “it was to be expected” he is a “good-looking” and “crafty” guy...

Er priest Miguel told him that with an hour left before the visit of the INMUNDO, three buses arrived... one of the “United by El Junquito” bus with 30 passengers... who got off all lost, they didn't know where they were or what they were going to do... the other bus from San Bernardino, with 20 passengers... and the last one with another 20 passengers on a line that covers the parish of Santa Monica... Er priest Migue l narrated that the passengers confessed that they had been offered $10 just to be in a meeting and the bus owners were given only $30... after hearing this confession Filiberto put his hand to his head in amazement... and repeated “Pamperito Guanipa did it again...”

Filiberto said that the money given to Pamperito Guanipa to set up that show at the cemetery was to pay $30 for each participant and $100 for each bus, in addition to paying for sound, chairs and refreshments...

At that moment Filiberto took the account on a napkin... there were 70 people who paid $10 to each one, canceled a total of $700... and he had to pay $30 to each one... that is to say that Pamperito Guanipa kept 1,400$... with the buses he had to pay 100$ each and gave them only 30$ to each one, that is to say Pamperito Guanipa grabbed 210 dollars more... so far Pamperito Guanipa had collected 1610 dollars, without taking into account that they also gave him another 1,000 dollars to pay for logistics, sound and hydration... including payment to influential photographers... In other words, he grabbed 2,610 dollars in total... nothing more for this small show meeting...

Er priest Miguel would accentuate his head and say “this is a sinner's roll”, with good reason he didn't show his face to me and hid among the people, for the duration of the brief meeting with the INMUNDO...

Filiberto mentioned on several occasions... Pamperito Guanipa is throwing a tremendous scroud on the INMUNDO... All Guanipas are like that... Tequeño Cruo, on the one hand, grabs the money for garbage collection in Maracaibo and Pamperito the money from the shows... and that's why Julio Borges called him to the button...

Filiberto, before taking the bite of the pork pie stewed with cheese, commented... that I wish Er CONDE didn't know what happened in the Cemetery... I wouldn't bet being him, that's not how it works... to the UNMUNDO Marr how well they prepare everything for him, even the special chair where they sit him... That's not the way the bet is worth it, said Er Cura... Er Conde's bet is with local people... Not moving lost people who don't know where they are... They shouldn't be so irresponsible... carrying people... from Santa Monica... from San Bernardino. .. del Junquito... all lost...

After eating Maíta's empanadas... they left the restaurant... without leaving a tip, not even the priest left a blessing...

Well Diosdado... I say goodbye... from here to Artamira always attentive to inform you... Don't forget that you can write to the email EMPANADADECHUITOAROBARELGUISO.COM