The show is falling apart! Find out about the mess that La Sayo made for the Vampire Ledezma by Bocón

Published at: 29/01/2025 10:10 PM

Wednesday, January 29, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says “MATURE CONSTITUTIONAL PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, PA THAT YOU BURY HIM”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, listen to me, sit in that chair and take a deep breath, because I don't think you're psychologically prepared to read all the information I bring you. What's more, so you know that with all the information I have for you, you're going to be crazier than María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, when she found out that Trump and Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, were going to be in Miami the same day, and Trump still doesn't answer their phone.

Brother, let's start our information round with María Corina, because she continues to make more mistakes than a 386 computer with Windows 7.

Diosdado, it turns out that I asked my cousin who lives in Ecuador, who is called “El Tuqueque”, to go to the rally that Daniel Noboa called to campaign with the jewel of Edmundo González, and to inform me how that was going. Brother, the first thing “Tuqueque” said to me was that the concentration of Venezuelans outside the “Carondelet Palace” was more dented than the Socorro bus stop in Maracaibo at 3:00 in the afternoon.

Primo, so much so that President Noboa himself had to send the militants of his “ADN” party to wear La Vinotinto flannels, caps and Venezuelan flags to disguise that there was no one there. Diosdado, it was 11:00am Ecuador time, and the place was more lonely than Judas Iscariot on the day of love and friendship.

But brother, those who didn't miss the Edmundo González rally in Ecuador were the criminals that your friend the Minister of the Interior is looking for like a rosemary stick for terrorism. Primo, remember that I was the first to warn you in previous letters about La Sayo's training camps, with the help of Uribe and other characters, both in Ecuador and Colombia, to train these criminals and then send them to Venezuela to commit acts of terrorism.

Primo, neither La Sayo nor Noboa, expected that the Tuqueque was going to be there and the pussy managed to identify several of those requested. I pass the photos on WeChat so that you can forward them to your friend the minister.

Brother, the incredible thing about this is that the government of Ecuador offered 100 dollars for each Venezuelan who attended the event in support of Inmundo, and, in addition, they offered to expedite the nationality procedures in exchange for attending the rally with all the members of their families, even so, they did not succeed in demonstrating Noboa's unpopularity.

Another Diosdado who was with Inmundo González in Ecuador was our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” who continues with the mission of hitting Chespirito as if he were the pants of the alias “coquito”. Primo “El Madrileño” sent you to say that Chespirito can't take any more injections to keep standing, the Unworld is deteriorating much faster than expected.

He also tells me “El Madrileño”, that despite the rift that exists with Popular Will, the Unworld arrived accompanied by two Zamuros of Popular Will, and David Smolanski, alias “The Zionist”, who claims to play for La Sayo, but in the background he plays with Leopoldo López because he has a hold of “the ones I told you” because of the real ones that Smolanski stole when he was mayor of Hatillo by Voluntad Popular, and of course there was the Ledezma's vampire, that's another one who can't get away from Chespirito.

By the way brother, speaking of the Vampire who is dirtier than a mechanic's hands. It turns out that La Sayo set Antonio Ledezma on fire for having gone off as a toad to say that Chespirito was going to be sworn in in Ecuador as president of Venezuela. María Corina set fire to that ditch and the Vampire had to run out to publish a video on her social networks, clarifying that she was not referring to that and that her comment was misinterpreted by the media, he is a coward.

God, I have a better gossip for you than scratching your back with a combing brush. You know that in Gringolandia we have our cooperating patriots “El Gringo”, and now we have the owner of the padel courts where Juanito Alimaña plays. It turns out that between the two of them they told me all the details about the massacre they have in Miami due to the presence of Popular Will alongside Inmundo González, but I'll leave that to you for the next chapter because they're trying to reach an agreement.

Primo, the cooperating patriot “El Gringo” told me that La Sayo already knows that it's Catire Donald Trump himself, who is trying to avoid Inmundo González because he no longer wants to take pictures with weak guys. The Republicans do not forgive the fact that Inmundo and La Sayo looked for the photo with Biden when he was leaving, believing that the old Biden was going to give them a big prize and it turns out that he danced them, used them to wash his face with the radicals and burned them with the Catire. La Sayo regrets that photo between Inmundo and Biden.

Another thing that was confirmed to Sayo is that they should look for other financial sources, because the Catire ordered the suspension of all financial aid for the Venezuelan opposition, and they suggested that she avoid photos of Inmundo González with Juan Guaidó and his environment, since the FBI is investigating them for the embezzlement of more than 1 billion dollars of humanitarian aid that the United States granted to the interim government of Juanito Alimaña between 2018 and 2020, they are also being investigated because Juan Guaidó heads a scam network from Miami for the approval of humanitarian paroles and political asylums where they lied to the State Department, that's a federal crime. Diosdado has all this information from the FBI and when they uncover the pot they will fall like flies.

Diosdado, the scandal is so big, that the owner of the padel courts where Juanito Alimaña plays sent you to say that he found out that the University Council of Miami International University (FIU), where Guaidó is a visiting professor, is considering dismissing him for these investigations and for the discrediting that Juanito Alimaña not only has in Miami, but all over the world.

Primo and since we are talking about Popular Will, I take this opportunity to give you some information sent to you by our cooperating patriot “El Twittero” who is operating from El Salvador. Twittero sent you to say that he found out that in El Salvador they are not very happy with Lester Toledo, because that country's intelligence services realized that Lester had stolen some logistics funds at the time of COVID-19 and was setting up illegal businesses in San Salvador. Brother, right now Lester Toledo is looking for jobs in Colombia under the protection of Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Cachado”, keep an eye on him.

Diosdado we are going back to La Sayo, because our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's community manager sent you information hotter than the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle. You know that Sayo and her partner Magalli Meda are a little upset because María Corina began to doubt Magalli. It turns out that La Sayo was told that through a cousin of Magalli Meda she wants to meet you, which made La Sayo's head go round and round. And good brother, La Sayo told Magalli that in order to regain her trust, Magalli must do everything possible so that a certain Omar González, who is also clogged up in the Argentinian embassy in Caracas, “dies of natural causes” to mount a false positive and blame the government that this death is due to the fact that they did not allow access to that man's medicines to the embassy. Primo, you have to be on your batteries because Sayo had to send Magalli a few drops to put in Omar González's food. Brother, if I were that pussy I wouldn't even drink their holy water.

Diosdado, thank goodness that the Brazilian government caught the part and sent an official to bring the heart pills to Omar González, but who is going cousin, since everything is a show, the old González has already put together a new joke saying that that was not enough, I hope he doesn't end up poisoned by Magalli, for walking around the bush.

Brother, another thing that annoys María Corina, alias “La Sayo” more than her mother when the internet slows down at home, is that, according to her, no embassy, no institution, no person should talk about elections or constitutional reform because that is collaborationism. But cousin, María Corina's own people, such as Jesús María Casal and even her own comrade Magalli Meda, know about these discussions and even participate in secret with the excuse of being undercover. Primo, María Corina no longer knows where the betrayal comes from, so she ordered a massive attack on social networks, but she came out with the tables in her head, the international community itself is speaking very badly about La Sayo, they say that the joke is worse than Mussolini and that it's not worth supporting a spoiled, tantrumpy person who solves everything by shooting on social networks through his list of journalists and bot farms.

Brother, now it is true that Sayo is saltier than an anchovy pizza, because it also has a soft cake inside its Vente Venezuela party because many of its regional and municipal leaders say that calling again for electoral abstention was a mistake and that many of them will not support this call and will participate in the elections of 2025, since the route of military invasion and economic sanctions only served to sink the country and caused the opposition to get involved.

Diosdado so that you know that I am sadder than a carnival without water, because I found out that Francisco Palmieri, alias “Palma de Coco” is no longer going to be the ambassador in charge for Venezuela and they named another guy there with the surname “Barkin”. Our cooperating patriot cousin “El Paisa”, who is undercover in Colombia, learned that Marco Rubio, on orders from the Trump administration, does not want any ambassador who has any kind of relationship with the leaders of the Venezuelan opposition, and he banned Barkin from giving them any financial support. Diosdado, Trump says that the opposition led by María Corina and Leopoldo is more false than a sugar-free soft drink.

Primo like you always tell me to be monitoring what is happening in Maracaibo, our cooperating patriot, who is the driver of the trolleys for Bella Vista and a member of UNT, told me that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, sent the president of CLEZ, Iraida Villasmil and the mayor of the San Francisco municipality, Gustavo Fernández, to say that they did recognize Super Mustache as president of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela because Manuel Rosales decided to run for re-election in the elections of April 27.

Another thing Diosdado, the Bella Vista driver, heard gossip in the corridors of the UNT headquarters in Las Mercedes, and that is that Manuel Rosales supposedly lost all trust in Nora Bracho, because Rosales swears by the chinita that Nora is the spy that María Corina has involved in UNT to provide him with all the information about what the philosopher of Zulia intends to do. Primo, Rosales also suspects that Nora Bracho is getting along with Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, and he's right, Nora has worse joints than the late Wilexis.

Well cousin, I'm leaving you because in a few minutes I have to get my guard up at SEBIN. In the letter from the other week, I sent you the information you sent me to look for about the Unitary Platform.

Goddess! I love you more than a fried curvy one of those sold at the “King of the Sea” in Milagro Norte, with plenty of green banana toasts and cheese chopped in triangles, with avocado salad, with parboiled cassava of which it is soft, with a double serving of white rice, with sweet arepitas with milk cream, with a service of garlic shrimp and of course with a jar of panela syrup with lemon. And for dessert, if possible, a brushed tail with milk from those sold in front of the stands of the lake sidewalk.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team