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The Sayo deflates! Fascist opposition concerned about new appointment in the Ministry of Interior and Justice

María Corina Machado has become a collector of failures
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Published at: 28/08/2024 09:56 PM

Wednesday, August 28, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that has a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says WE WON WITH MADURO.
Patriota Patricio the Maracucho
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin first of all let me congratulate you on your appointment as Minister of Interior and Justice, here mom and the boys say that they send you a lot of congratulations and that they are more proud of you than mom with me when I learned the multiplication table of seven. Diosdado, with this new responsibility that Super Mustache gave you, the violent of the fascist extreme right who want to set the country on fire again, run like lice when the comb comes up on them, of course in this case it won't be a comb but a sledgehammer.

Primo, your appointment generated so much concern in the fascist opposition that many leaders of the extremist opposition decided to leave the SIGNAL groups where María Corina is, Alias La Sayo; others are deleting the messages of hate and violence that they had written on their social networks, and many decided not to attend today's call made by María Corina, in addition, they are thinking of turning the page on the presidential election, resigning themselves to the fact that Super Mustache actually won the election of July 28 and abandon the path of political violence because they say that as long as you are in charge of that ministry here what is coming is Joropo del Bueno and the improved version of the TUN-TUN against those who want to destabilize the country and threaten the peace of all Venezuelans.

Good brother to get into the subject because I have more information for you than Petete's big book. I'll tell you that when “La Sayo” found out about the ministerial change that Super Mustache made, all her breakers were taken down because her plan is still violence. That by the way brother, speaking of demonstrations, I tell you that La Sayo was urgently taken to hide because she didn't feel well after today's new failure.

Diosdado, María Corina has become a collector of failures. The girl doesn't want to understand that she is not a mass leader and that no one is going to go out and immolate themselves for her. Today's demonstration was attended by fewer people than in the last call. Primo, La Sayo and El Inmundo are deflating faster than an old gandola belly when bitten by a mosquito and Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”.

Primo, moving forward on another topic. You know that in Democratic Action for years we have had several cooperating patriots who tell us what Ramos Allup is up to, alias “Cara e Vieja” and his band, but of all of them, there is a cooperator who managed to infiltrate the WhatsApp group where Ramos Allup, Luis Aquiles Moreno, Edgar Zambrano and the former director of the CNE, Juan Carlos Delpino, are located. Well brother, so that you know that in that WhatsApp group a mollejero was set on fire because “Cara e vieja”, that is, Ramos Allup, complained to Delpino for his lack of pants to fix his position and called him a traitor, he told him that his letter, far from burying Nicolás Madur, or rather helped him to confirm his triumph. Cara e Vieja reminded Delpino that this had not been the deal they agreed to with María Corina and the gringos. Diosdado, Ramos Allup was in charge of reminding all the members of that chat that AD survives on the resources that are stolen through AN2015 and that if he fell, they would all fall for the corruption scheme of CITGO and MONOMEROS from which Luis Aquiles Moreno extracted a lot of copper.
Diosdado, speaking of mummies. Our cooperating patriot informs me about Bella Vista's pushchairs in Maracaibo, that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, is playing a macabre game. Primo, on the one hand, Rosales is demanding that the electoral records be published and does not recognize the ruling of the Supreme Court on the results of the presidential election to ingratiate himself with La Sayo and protect the investments he has in Panama, Costa Rica and the United States; but on the other hand, the Philosopher is thinking of recognizing the results that confirm the victory of Super Mustache to be able to run again for governor, Diosdado you can't take your eye off that one's ass because he's doing more Strange that Don Ramón wants to pay his rent.
Brother like you asked me to find out what Edmundo González, alias “Inmundo Guaidó”, is up to, I tell you that the bad old man is more lost than a penguin in the Coro dunes, but one of his nurses is a cooperating patriot and told me something very strong, so hold on! That I'm going like a barrel in Pasha.

Inmundo's nurse heard a strong telephone argument between Inmundo and La Sayo because Inmundo's relatives are pressuring him to comply with the prosecution's summons, but María Corina told me via signal that she cannot allow Inmundo to take the spotlight away from him and go to jail before her. Primo, La Sayo is so macabre that after the arrest of Biagio Pilieri's conspirator, she began to scare Inmundo and proposed that he leave the country, but Edmundo, who is a hairless idiot and believes in the role of president, complained to La Sayo for today's failure, cousin! you're going to die laughing. It turns out that the Inmundo González not only complained to María Corina for today's failure, but he told her that, with such poorly organized and small gatherings, he is scratching it, there I'll leave it to you.

Diosdado, I have a fact for you that you are going to go crazy. You know that in the face of national and international public opinion, the matrix that María Corina's leadership is in free fall after the presidential election is being consolidated. Faced with this situation, La Sayo sent three of her trusted pollsters to measure the country last week and the results were as follows: 76.3% of Venezuelans do not agree to go out and protest, 82.1% believe that it will be Nicolás Maduro who will be sworn in as elected president on January 10, 2025 and more than 90% of Venezuelans reject international economic sanctions against the country. Primo, even in the polls sent to be carried out by Sayo herself, it is confirmed that Venezuelans want peace and move forward, but with Super Mustache at the helm.

Primo I'll leave you a ñapita. Diosdado, I have proof of what I'm going to tell you because I myself heard an audio from La Sayo asking its people in Washington to continue to pressure them not to renew Chevron's license. La Sayo is so selfish that she doesn't care about the country but her whim, but gringos are really stupid cousins if they let themselves be carried away by a joke that can't fill an avenue of people. Brother, write this down on behalf of the Patricio who loves you, ask the president of Chevron for Latin America, Mr. Javier Larosa if I'm lying. Primo, I'm improving my information levels. Look, I'll soon have a SEBIN badge.
Well brother, I'm leaving you, because in a few minutes I have to enter a class where they're teaching me about cybersecurity, forgive me that I didn't go to the celebration for the 30 days of the Super Mustache victory, but I'm disciplined with my studies. Mom tells you that now as you are Minister of Interior and Justice she will pray twice as much so that God and La Chinita will take care of you, accompany you and give you wisdom in this mission.
Brother, what I love you is dick. I love you more than a bocachico stuffed with slices of palmita cheese, onion, tomato and avocado salad, parboiled cassava and heavy cream sauce, with crab soup, and its respective jar of guarapo de Panela with lemon, for dessert, a three-milk cake with sliced strawberries on top, with crushed cookie and chocolate syrup.