The furious Sayo! Learn why the rallies in Panama, Argentina, Uruguay and the United States have been a disaster

Published at: 08/01/2025 11:06 PM

Wednesday, January 08, 2025.

Caracas, tucked up in block 28 of January 23, wearing a black flannel that says Popular Units For Peace, I swear an oath with Nicolás Maduro.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? Happy 2025 my dear brother! Brother, this is the year of the fatherland, this is the year in which we are going to finish burying the bad bloods who don't want this country, this is the year of the people, and although this is the first letter of the year, you know that we haven't stopped to stop the plans that the fascist opposition had to steal Christmas from us, but now the hell out of terror to leave us without the first month of the year, they are a plague.

Diosdado, despite the adversities, this year promises and we are barely warming up our arms, so sit down, take off your shoes, order a coffee, put your cell phone on airplane mode, stretch out, move your toes, make yourself very comfortable, roll up your seat belt and imagine that you are Ray McQueen, the red car in the movie Cars, because with all the information we are going to present about the terrorist opposition, you are going to be crazier than Capriles when he found out that Julio Borges had knocked him down At 50 millions of dollars that went to PJ for having supported Juanito Alimaña.

Brother, you know that I escaped to Furrial York for a few days to see Sifri and the VIP, but when I arrived you had already come because you worked harder this December than the compressor in an old refrigerator. With Sifri I fought the whole trip because I wanted to remember old times and she just evaded me, the joke told me that I am more ordinary than a hallaca lined in black teipe and that I forget it because she is dating a chavista, in the end I ended up drinking adulterated champagne with her, but the joke is good people and the VIP that is kind of weird, I spent all day with some licras and talking about diets, about face creams, brother that doesn't go with me, I'm chubby and everything I have the assistant of La Si I'm eating in my hand, but hey let's go our.

Primo, our cooperating patriot “community manager”, informed me that María Corina, alias La Sayo, is more tense than the guayas that support the bridge over Lake Maracaibo. Sayo knows that Inmundo will not be able to take the oath of office in Venezuela as they had offered, and she has not won the support of all the countries she planned to swear in Chespirito as president in exile, which is why she invented the madness of coming out of the hiding place where she is hiding and that we all know. Sayo said that if Chespirito doesn't show her face, she will do it anyway, apparently her phrase “to the end” is about to be fulfilled. Primo, La Sayo doesn't sleep knowing that Inmundo won't be recognized as they did with Juanito Alimaña in 2019.

Diosdado, another thing that Sayo is more concerned about than Manuel Rosales when he begins to lose the botox on his face, is that the hours passed and Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, never confirmed that he would receive Chespirito at his Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida, but that doesn't stop there, cousin, María Corina sent Marco Rubio, alias “Talco pa'pies” to do budu work, to see if they can get them taken care of, in any case, Trump must decide if he wants to repeat his failed 2019 script or if he wants to do things right with Venezuela, the first time they manipulated him, but cousin, if his pussy allows himself to be manipulated again, it's because he got the taste.

Brother, I think that Sayo should hire the clowns Nifu Nifa and the Valentine's circus to encourage and comfort her followers for the anticipated failure of the march she is calling for tomorrow, and to calm their spite when they see that Chespirito was not sworn in in the AN on January 10. Diosdado, another joke is that María Corina, as always playing viva, told the Republicans that the photo with Biden was not even good for wiping their boogers, that this was a salute to the flag, that they would help her, to achieve something better, so they decided to put the Inmundo next to some senators and thus cover up the lack of a strong agenda like the one they set up for Juanito Alimaña. The truth is that Inmundo has already arrived in Panama and Trump's prison left him more alone than a cemetery at night.

Primo, La Sayo's health has a reserved prognosis because she is one step away from suffering a heart attack, because the girl knows that, if tomorrow she doesn't take millions of people to the streets, then she will have come to an end. María Corina aspires to be rescued in an extraction operation if things don't work out for her, it is also possible that she will end up not showing up arguing that she must protect herself in order to continue playing.

Other information sent to you by the community manager of La Sayo, is that María Corina set Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire”, because she had not authorized Miguel Pizarro or David Smolansky to accompany Inmundo González to the White House since these two characters were very discredited for having been part of the Narnia government of Juanito Alimaña where they charged, and they still charge 10 thousand dollars a month without to work. Cousin, but the Vampire of Ledezma told Sayo that he couldn't do anything because Joe Biden's chief of staff prevented him from setting foot in the White House because his image was very discredited due to the money laundering case of his son-in-law who is currently imprisoned in the United States, so the Vampire told him to Sayo that he had to settle with Pizarro and Smolansky. Primo, Sayo threatened Ledezma that she would not appoint him chancellor of Chespirito and would resume talks with Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, to offer him the position of chancellor.

Diosdado, but Sayo set another semerend verguero on Ledezma's Vampire because the calls for rallies in support of Chespirito both in Buenos Aires, Montevideo, Washington and Panama have been a disaster and were more bare than the streets of Maracaibo on Good Friday.

Brother our cooperating patriot “El Pelotudo” who was at the meeting in Buenos Aires between Inmundo González and Javier Milei, alias “Pelotudo”, sent you to say that, in the middle of the meeting between the Inmundo and the Wig, Chespirito's times ran out, so later he could not even stand on his own. Primo, talk to your friend the minister to be aware of Argentines who are carrying out a plan to infiltrate agents into our country across the border with Brazil to generate acts of sabotage before, during and after the takeover of Super Mustache. Another fact, give me the name of the perfume you use because Patricia Bullrich is very stingy with you because you didn't want to court her and she swore revenge, so keep an eye out.

Diosdado, this information that I'm going to give you is more delicate than a mondongo cupcake. You know that among the 9 former Latin American presidents who are part of Grupo IDEA we have a cooperating patriot who infiltrated that club of bankrupt bats years ago. Well brother, this co-worker sent you to say that the IDEA Group is an organization that some Colombian and Mexican cartels use to launder money, to gain space of power and influence the politics of Latin American countries using as a façade the defense of democracy and human rights, but cousin, what can you expect from an organization where the main leaders are Álvaro Uribe Vélez, Iván Duque, Andrés Pastrana, Vicente Fox? , These white-collar rascals are using the situation of Inmundo González to sell a supposed fight for democracy, but the background is different, they are laundering millions of dollars from drug trafficking, which is very lucrative, so much so that these rascals even stopped doing politics in their own countries because people hate them more than a toothache.

Primo, since your order was clearer than mineral water, we haven't let go for a second of Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, our cooperative patriot “El Gringo” who is closer to Simonovis than Mr. Coquito's pants, listened to a video called by SIGNAL between the Reno, elements of the Aragua Train and the Plains Train. These terrorists informed Reno that they were still shivering in the Cúcuta camp and had not been able to cross into Venezuela because the Venezuelan State's intelligence and counterintelligence security operations are stronger than Samson's wig, and that's why they had to suspend the terrorist attack on the headquarters of the National Assembly during the inauguration of Super Mustache. Diosdado, in the video called Simonovis, told the leaders of the Aragua Train that they should move to plan B, which was to assassinate leaders of the most radical opposition to blame the government for these selective murders.

Diosdado among the leaders of the fascist opposition that Simonovis ordered to assassinate are: Andrés Velásquez, César Pérez Vivas, Piero Morun, Tomás Guanipa, plus other intermediate leaders, and if possible, carry out an attack on the Argentine embassy in Caracas where the political operators of Sayo are infatuated. Primo, but that is not the most serious thing, Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, had given the location of the residence of Inmundo González's son-in-law so that they could also assassinate him and thus create the false positive that these murders had been committed by Chavista groups under the orders of the national government. Diosdado, another false positive that El Reno wants to set up, is the assassination of the new president of the FCU of the UCV, Miguelangel Suárez, to create an environment of chaos and revenge in the student community and encourage them to go out and burn the streets. Primo, I know that everything I have informed you seems to have come out of a horror movie, but the fascist opposition is capable of this and much more because of its ambition to take power.

Diosdado and since you always ask us to send you information about what is happening in Zulia, I tell you that our cooperating patriot “La Guajira”, who is still infiltrated in the office of the mayor's office of Maracaibo, sent you to say that you are going to have to put the magnifying glass back into that Mayor's Office because Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, continues to control it through the mayor in charge Adrián Romero, so much so that Diosdado gave himself the luxury of imposing To the new president of the Maracaibo City Council, a certain Daniel Ponne, who only follows Juan Pablo Guanipa's line and was the one who ordered the graffiti to be painted in Maracaibo calling on people to participate in the violent demonstration promoted by María Corina for January 9th. Another thing Diosdado, for you to put the magnifying glass in, Tequeño Crudo bought the Politik and Political Valve portals, from where content is being generated to destabilize the country. One of the operators of these portals is a certain Enderson Sequera, alias, “El Oposibobo” who lives in Valencia, Edo. Carabobo is the one who receives his partner Andrés González, alias “El Químico”, when he enters the country from Colombia. Primo, you let me know if you want us to activate the TUN TUN operation before Sequera leaves his wig because he already knows that we discovered it and we have it more located than a gas station on Google Maps.

Diosdado, I take this opportunity to tell you something personal that is happening to me that I haven't even told my mom, do you remember that at the end of November I told you that I was dating Nakarí, the girl who is Sayo's assistant? Well brother you know that in mid-December we formalized our relationship and we had a night of passion, the thing is that right now Nakari is going to be more than 20 days late and that worries me more than Ledezma when he has to enter the United States because of his son-in-law. Brother I already decided that if Nakarí is pregnant I will assume my responsibility as a father, but you know that she is from the Sayo sect and I am as Chavista and revolutionary as a 4F soldier, brother you have to advise me to see how I will cope with this situation.

Well cousin, I'm leaving you because I have to carry out the mission you entrusted to me at Maiquetía International Airport in case the group of former presidents of IDEA breaks into the country.

What I love you is dick cousin, I love you more than a goat in coconut, with a kilo of rice with plenty of stewed sauce on top, salad cooked with mayonnaise, a curly plate of grilled cheese, parboiled cassava with slices of ripe banana, a pepeed queen arepa and an avocado chopped in half with its respective 3-liter Big Cola. And for dessert, if you can, a creamy and juicy quesillo sold in the entrepreneur area of the Ana María Campos park in Maracaibo.

Alert, we will continue to win.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team