Stick down! La Sayo calls for sanctions, increasing the rejection of Venezuelans

Published at: 12/03/2025 10:48 PM

Wednesday, March 12, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

 

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Cousin all these days what I missed you was dick, I missed you more than the BlackBerry PIN. You know that the weeks when there is no Mazo I get more bored than a security guard without Wi-Fi. The good thing was that while people were enjoying the carnivals I was finding out all the information you sent me to look for about the fascist opposition. That by the way Malay, sit down, stretch your neck and relax, that when I start throwing all the atomic bombs I have at you, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he found out that a man died because he was alive.

Well brother we are going to start our round with María Corina, alias La Sayo, because we have it in sauce and not exactly in tartar sauce that we pour into empanadas and cupcakes.

Diosdado do you remember when last year I informed you that ExxonMobil was funding Sayo and the Inmundo González campaign in exchange for a more satanic pact than playing La Guija in a cemetery at 3:00 in the morning? Well cousin, ExxonMobil has already started collecting the bills from Sayo and asked her that she had to lead the activities for OFAC to eliminate all oil licenses, including that of Chevron, which is its main competence. Primo, remember that since the primaries María Corina had agreed with ExxonMobil that, if they helped her in her plan to carry out a coup d'etat in Venezuela, she would hand over to Exxon the entire operation of the Orinoco Oil Belt and of course the wealth of the Essequibo, so the coña tried to sabotage the referendum for the Essequibo.

But that's not all brother, put your seatbelt on because what I'm going to tell you is stronger than an anaconda hug. Our cooperating patriot who owns one of the padel courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó plays, alias Juanito Alimaña, found out that there is a competition between Leopoldo López, alias the “Princeso de Salamanca” and Sayo to control relations with the three Cuban-American congressmen, alias “the three wackos”, so the princess sent Juanito Alimaña to take the photo with Carlos Giménez, one of the three wackos, and celebrate the recall of the Chevron license. At the party that these stateless Malaysians had, María Corina's people were also there in Miami, and I'll leave you the photos there.

But what's going on cousin, that battle is won by María Corina, because the joke is the partner of the other María, I refer to María Elvira Salazar, who is also a member of the group of the three wackos. Turns out La Sayo and María Elvira are in business together, Diosdado, I won't tell you anything, but when that pot is uncovered it won't survive.

Brother of another thing that the owner of the padel courts found out, was that ExxonMobil is also sending its check through several lobbyists to different officials of the Trump administration, including Marco Rubio himself, alias “Little Marco”, who is also involved in the ExxonMobil operation against Chevron and against Venezuela. Primo, I don't think Littel Marco is going to have a happy ending to this story.

Diosdado, in that same vein they are moving around Europe. It turns out that our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, who sometimes loses more than the TV remote control, but always appears, told me that this morning he met with our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” who informed him that Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, at the request of María Corina, is meeting in Spain with several extreme right MEPs to promote that the European Union prevents European oil companies from producing or selling Venezuelan oil, cousin, the checkbook of ExxonMobil is already running in Europe.

Diosdado, but everything I've told you is nothing besides this information that I'm going to give you, now you're going to look crazier than people who wear sunglasses at night. Brother, our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo, found out something that is more delicate than drinking coffee with milk before boarding a plane. Through WeChat I am sending you some screenshots and audios about some conversations that María Corina has with a guy who speaks English but who doesn't understand him much; according to the community manager, the pussy that La Sayo is talking to in those audios, is the president of Guyana, Irfaan Ali, alias “The Zelensky of the Caribbean”. I'll come back and repeat to you Diosdado, since the conversation was in English, it was barely understood because the Malay speaks very snotty, but since your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice understands English very well, I'm going to pass you the audios so you can translate them and send them to Super Mustache.

Brother, the only thing I could half understand from the audios about the secret conversations between La Sayo and the Zelensky of the Caribbean, with my 8 humble levels of English that I did at CEVAZ in Maracaibo, is that they were talking about a supposed document called “Venezuelan Petroleum Sanctions”, and the pussy told Sayo something that they should respect the agreement that was made with ExxonMobil. Cousin of the conversation in the audios, I also understand that María Corina had committed herself in 2023 to Irfaan Ali not to speak out against Guyana and the illegal exploitation of ExxonMobil oil in waters that are part of our reclaimed area, Diosdado, you didn't notice that Sayo has been quieter than me when I'm hungry. But hey cousin, the best thing is that you review all the intelligence material that I just passed on to you and send it to your friend the minister.

Primo, did you see that Luis Almagro, alias “El Pavoso”, finally left the OAS? The poor man was drier than the stuffed animals exhibited in museums, Almagro left without pity or glory, nor did his allies come out to dedicate a few words to him. Look cousin! That's what happened to that pussy for hanging out with Tintori and forgetting that whoever messes with Venezuela dries up. Brother, I have to say it: “Almagro was defeated, and Super Bigote is still president of Venezuela,” and by the way, Diosdado, speaking of the OAS, told me there the Sayo community manager that María Corina is already trying to contact the new Secretary of the OAS, Albert Ramdin to poison his head and turn him against our country. Let's hope that this new Secretary of the OAS doesn't play the stock market that Almagro did, I think he's smarter, but maybe we're going to be monitoring him.

Diosdado our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” sent you to say that Inmundo González was more hidden than a Motel bill, because it turns out that Chespirito, at a moment of clarity he had, told La Sayo that it was a mistake to have requested more oil sanctions against Venezuela and not to reject the recent aggressions of Guyana, Chespirito says that Venezuelans, no matter how stubborn they are, will not support the surrender of the territory. Oh Primo! You don't know the shambles he set up, La Sayo told Chespirito to shut up and told him that he simply had to follow orders, that there is a commitment to fulfill with his financiers and that he doesn't come to be a moralist, of course Chespirito was silent because he doesn't have the balls to face Sayo.

Primo, the burden was so big that for the energy conference where Sayo and Inmundo are going to be there tomorrow, by the way, paid for by ExxonMobil, Sayo demanded that Inmundo present himself through a video previously recorded and approved by her, Sayo said that Inmundo would not go live to control what he says. Goddamn, these people are fucking local and they don't realize that selling their souls to the devil is not a good option.

Brother, the cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to tell you to review the information he sent you through WeChat and to forward it to your friend the minister. Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno” in coordination with Sayo, are beginning to carry out pilot tests in Caracas sending elements of their terrorist commanders to carry out armed robberies in different parts of the city to be mediatized on social networks with the aim of generating a matrix of opinion that insecurity is returning to the country. María Corina and del Reno's plan is to export this modus operandis to other cities in Venezuela. El Gringo told me that he sent you to the chat a list of names, photographs and addresses of elements that we have already identified and that are involved in this urban terrorist operation. We are waiting only for you, I mean, your friend the minister, to give us the order to start the TUN TUN operation.

Diosdado saw that Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, came out there to criticize you in X because you announced the reaction of the 28th July Movement for Constitutional Reform in honor of our Commander Chávez and the victory of Super Mustache in the presidential election. Well brother, the truth is that the Tequeño Siniestro is more desperate than a dog with worms because time goes by and people have it more forgotten than a pair of those shoes that are left hiding in the light cables. Primo, but leave Tequeño Crudo alone, because we have a little surprise for him over there, away from the videos we have saved for him where the young people of PJ-Zulia confessed what Juan Pablo Guanipa forced them to do in exchange for giving them political promotion. We'd better leave this topic so far brother because Tequeño Crudo knows what we're talking about and he knows that at any moment we're going to help him get out of where you know, and it's not exactly the hiding place where he is right now.

Diosdado like you always tell me not to stop monitoring what is happening in Zulia, I tell you that our cooperating patriot “La Guajira” sent you to say that Zuliano businessmen and merchants are very angry with La Sayo for having requested the elimination of the Chevron license because this could result in more than 20,000 direct and indirect unemployment and the depreciation of the Zulia economy. The Maracaibo Chamber of Commerce released a statement rejecting these new oil sanctions and giving María Corina harder than Doña Florinda to Don Ramón when he messes with Kiko.

Look Malayo, since you always ask me for a ñapita, I'm going to give it to you: this week the pollsters of María Corina, Meganalysis and Mass Behavior Research informed Sayo that it dropped 16 points more in the polls and that it continues to fall more than the tension of Tomas Guanipa, alias “Pamperito”, when he can't get an open liquor store.

Well brother I'm leaving, I have to take Nakari to consult, Hugo Nicolás will be born soon, don't forget that you are the godfather.

Diosdado I love you more than a grill that is sold in the García Stable, which are for 8 people and it has pork ribs bathed in barbiquiu sauce, roasted chicken with plenty of thighs and wings, a very soft piece of meat, big red sausages, a black pudding the size of a mortadella, parboiled cassava, picadillo, avocado salad with tomatoes, hand cheese, double serve of fritters, arepitas with milk cream candies and a Very cold bottle of Panela with lemon. If you can, add rib chowder, lest you fail. And for dessert, if it's not too much trouble, a gypsy arm weighing a kilo and a half, with plenty of arequipe.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team