Pure hyenas! Find out about the fights being waged by opposition extremists over the elections of the 25M

Wednesday, April 30, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Look cousin, don't take it the wrong way or think it's a guachafita, but please I ask you to sit down, calm down and calm down, make yourself comfortable as if you were Don Ramón sleeping on the old sofa in his living room, tell the production team to make you a cardboard cup with lemon with plenty of crushed ice and soak it up very relaxed, because with all the information I have about the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, When he said that he always leaves one empty jar in the fridge just in case the visitor doesn't want to drink anything.

Let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, since the joke is more concerned than one when you go to someone else's bathroom and then you realize that there was no paper. María Corina knows that only the political world is talking about her because people on the streets, in neighborhoods, on a daily basis, don't even name her. Cousin! María Corina is being more ignored than the warnings that are printed on Shampoo jars, that no one reads that.

Goddess! , look what I'm saying to you is not a joke. The fall of María Corina is so critical, that she asked her foreign advisors to use a really cool media campaign designed to try to attract people's attention. Cousin! , the joke is so dirty that he went out to tell the lie that there is a food crisis in Venezuela, but it didn't work for him because everyone knows that this is more false than the smile you fake for the photo you take of your work card, because 90% of the food we consume is produced in the country, and there is no way they can return us to the scarcity of 2014 to 2019, which is what La Sayo wants to harm Venezuelans.

Brother! María Corina doesn't sleep, I swear by this handful of crosses that she doesn't sleep, because she knows that not even having bought a space in Time magazine that the people read, not the people, helped her to lift her image. Our cooperating patriot, who is the Community Manager of La Sayo, told me that María Corina knows that people hate her because she is responsible for everything they are doing to our migrants in the United States and in El Salvador. Cousin! , the best example that Sayo is guilty, and that she is also the accomplice of Bukele and Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, is the silence that she and her communication payroll have about the case of the 2-year-old Venezuelan girl who was separated from her family, Diosdado! La Sayo was dumber than a fish in a fish tank because Marco Rubio also banned her from talking about this crime. Primo, the patriotic community manager told me that Marco Rubio threatened Sayo to take away all support and funding if it occurred to her to defend Venezuelan migrants who are being persecuted in the United States, which is why she doesn't bring up the subject even in the private meetings she does with her team.

Another thing brother, the community manager sent you to say that María Corina rehired digital agencies in Panama and Argentina to activate more than 50,000 fake accounts on social networks in order to attack and discredit the opposition leaders who ran as candidates for the elections of May 25. Cousin! La Sayo sent Henrique Capriles to be stabbed harder, who is now called “La Miss” because everything takes him by surprise, and Manuel Rosales, but I swear to you that this pair doesn't have to be done much to sink them because every time they talk they fuck themselves up.

Goddess! I have a better gossip about Inmundo González than drinking water from the fridge attached to the jug. Our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño”, who is still more attached to Chespirito than milk candy when it gets between your teeth, sent you to say that he heard a call that the Inmundo made to Manuel Rosales, Primo! In that call, Chespirito told Rosales that he was willing not to speak ill of him and to quietly support his candidacy for the governor of Zulia, but in return, Rosales had to advocate for the release of his son-in-law, because Inmundo needs his son-in-law to return the copper he knocked him down before he was arrested for conspiring with foreign agents. But that's not all Diosdado, the Madrilenian sent you to say that in the conversation that Inmundo had with Rosales, Chespirito spoke of the plagues of La Sayo and Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, since Inmundo says he can't stand them, he says they're crazier than the one who invented pizza with pineapple.

Brother! Since you had sent our cooperating patriot “Sorbetico” to monitor how the PSUV campaign started all over the country, Sorbetico sent you to say that the structures and all the candidates of Chavism at the national level started the campaign with great force and are leaving behind the ambulance the acts of the opposition, which were weaker than the Wi-Fi signal in the last room of the house. To all these cousins, Sorbetico also sent you to inform that in most of the country's states the opposition did not do anything to kick off the campaign because they don't have people. That's where Miss Capriles kicked off Juan Requesens' campaign for the governor of Miranda, alias “Chupeta Boba”, brother! The event was held on a court in La Trinidad and it was more dented than a carol concert during Holy Week, they only mobilized 500 workers from the municipalities of El Hatillo and Los Salias, nor were the residents of the town.

Primo, I sent Elias Sayegh to be infiltrated, who I've been warning you about has a strange game, there the patriot “Domino” is not reporting that he gets into everything. Dominó told me that Sayegh was the one who paid for the buses and the mobilization for the Requesens event through Omar Novak (president of the city council) and his romantic partner Aldrys Johan Brarrios. A certain Omar Villalva, who is from the mayor of Baruta, also helped with the payments, who, by the way, is betraying the Neighborhood Force because of a new pact he made with Capriles. On the Miss Capriles' side, the money is being handled by her comrade Mariana Barrios, who is the wife of Alejandro Vivas, a character who, together with Armando Briquet, is advising a right-wing candidate in Bolivia. You see that Domino knows more than pescao salao!

The patriot Domino also told me that we must keep an eye on Baruta's councilor, Luis Aguilar, who plays with Elias Sayegh, they have the plan to form a metropolitan cadre of power between Baruta and El Hatillo, the alliance is not only political, but business.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot Pejoteco, who also went with Miss Capriles to her new “Union and Change” party, and is infiltrated in all the organizational and strategic meetings, sent you better information than sleeping with some old interiors of those who have a stretched league. Well cousin, Pejoteco sent you to say that Capriles is very concerned because Juan Requesens' candidacy for Miranda, alias “Chupeta Boba”, only raises criticism and rejection; in addition, Miss Capriles says she regrets having launched Requesens as a candidate because the image she projects is not convincing. Yesterday I had a lost gaze, erratic behavior and very dispersed in my speech, it seemed that I was under the influence of something. Cousin! it seems that the damage done to Juan Requesens by Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, is irreparable.

Speaking of magic powders and powders. Brother! Our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami, who moves in Florida more than the tail of a happy dog sent you to tell you that Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, had a long stripe again and they had to give him first aid. The owner of the paddle tennis courts also told me that due to medical recommendations, Guaidó's relatives took away his direct access to social networks so that he wouldn't do the same thing the other time, to publish videos under the influence of prohibited substances, they also recommended that he not go out on the street without companions.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Teletubi” who continues to infiltrate Ramos Allup's team, alias “Cara e Vieja”, sent you to say that Ramos Allup betrayed María Corina and ran low for several candidates on the “Union and Change” card, of course all this agreed with Miss Capriles. One of the infiltrators is the adeca Lustay Franco, who was authorized by “Cara e Vieja” to run as a candidate for the governor of Falcón state. Brother, Teletubi sent you to say that the list of Ramos Allup's other candidates was passed to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Goddess! Since you sent me to set up a situation room in Maracaibo to monitor how the campaign is going in Zulia, I contacted our cooperating patriots “La Guajira”, “El Tequeyoyo”, “El Chichero” and “the Bella Vista car driver” to carry out that task and send you the reports of everything in real time.

I tell you that our cooperating patriot La Guajira, who is still infiltrated in the office of the mayor's office of Maracaibo, sent you to inform that the act that Tomas Guanipa, alias “Pamperito”, staged for the launch of the “Union and Change” party in Zulia, was done with funding from the Maracaibo mayor's office and of course they filled the main hall of the URU with pure mayor's office workers. Diosdado, after the political act, Tomas Guanipa was happier than a taxi driver when he had a long race, because he went to celebrate with some friends and the moth was more scratched than a dog's ear.

Look Malay! Our cooperating patriot Tequeyoyo sent you to ask if you saw the video of the 400 leaders of A New Time who left the fight to Manuel Rosales to support the candidacy of our comrade Luis Caldera. Good Primo! Tequeyoyo sent you to say that in the next few days, about 500 more leaders will be turned to the philosopher, so that he is serious and organized.

Diosdado like you always ask me for a ñapita I'm going to give you a 2X1 because I love you more than a cell phone that lasts a week's battery:

Our cooperating patriot “El Cachaco” found out in Bogotá, through a more reliable source than a Mongolian pencil, which was Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, who on October 8, 2018 asked the Alberto News longliner to viralize the video of Juan Requesens full of human excrement. Goddess! The heartless Julio Borges paid Alberto News 10,000 dollars, that's the way they are.

Our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to say that he received counterintelligence information, which assures that in the middle of the electoral campaign, sectors linked to the fascism of La Sayo and Leopoldo López will attack a well-known opposition candidate to hold the Venezuelan government responsible and generate a national and international scandal. Sayo is handling this, so I'm passing the information to the WeChat group about this conspiracy so that you can send it to your friend the minister of interior and justice.

Well brother, I'm leaving because I have to bring some 1x10 forms filled out by mom to the PSUV-Zulia campaign command and to give Francisco Ameliach to order for the preparations for the mobilizations in Maracaibo for Workers' Day. Forgive me for not being able to be with you today at the Altamira dealer, commemorating the victory of the revolution against the banana coup that Juanito Alimaña and the Princess of Salamanca tried to give in 2019. I take this opportunity to congratulate all the workers of the country in their day, who, together with Super Mustache, were not intimidated by aggressions and the international economic blockade.

Next week I'll tell you well about the agreement I reached with Nakarí, I listened to you and even if that son doesn't carry my blood I'm going to take on my weight because we Chavistas are like that, we always show our faces, but don't say anything to my Malaysian mother, see that you don't keep anything to yourself.

Good God! I love you more than a cabimera arepa, (The kind sold in Cabimas de Verdad) of those three-phase ones that look like a mountain; of meat, chicken and pork; that throw slices of sausage into the mollejuo, with plenty of red and white sauce and mustard; with a wheel of zebu cheese chopped into large triangles; with enough cabbage, tomato, onion, grated cheese and half a carton of eggs so as not to exaggerate; with its respective three-liter Big Cola and the teapot of tartar sauce next to it. Cousin! , since I'm not that abusive or fluffy, for dessert I only want a super special three-milk cake, the kind that adds a lot of condensed milk in the middle and arequipe on the top. If possible and it's not much of a hassle, they should put lemon zest on it.

What I love you is Verga! You take care of me cousin!