Pueblo Alert! Learn about the plans of La Sayo and the Simonovis reindeer to create chaos in the country

Published at: 27/11/2024 09:22 PM

Wednesday, November 27, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says I AM SWORN IN ON JANUARY 10 WITH MADURO.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, make yourself very comfortable and tell those pussies at the bar the five letters that serve you a cucuy de penca because with the information I bring you from the terrorist opposition, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales when he found out a year ago that Chapulin Colorado and Chavo del 8 were the same person.

As always brother, let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”. Primo, the girl is very worried because the call for the December 1st march that she announced is more dented than the Witch of 71, to that add to the muddy one made by her comrade Magalli Meda when she asked the few people who are still going to give them a ball to attend with their faces covered with red lipstick, which by the way Diosdado, I had informed you in previous letters that Magalli Meda, alias “La Commadre”, has not stopped using the headquarters of the Argentine embassy in Caracas to destabilize and sow terror.

Diosdado, I did what you told me, I'm trying to make Sayo's community manager fall in love with me so that she can gain more trust and give me more information about María Corina's conspiracy plans, and I think I'm succeeding because the girl is treating me more affectionately and she even accepted my invitation to go to dinner fried pork with chinchurria in a place I found on January 23.

Brother, the community manager told me this morning that she managed to read a conversation on SIGNAL between María Corina and Inmundo González where La Sayo asked Chespirito about the tour that begins in December in the United States and different Latin American countries. Chespirito is hoping to convince some presidents of the region to recognize him in January as the elected president of Venezuela in Exile, but there is a problem Diosdado, so far there are very few Latin American heads of state who have confirmed to La Sayo their willingness to receive the Inmundo.

Primo, another thing that the community manager informed me is that María Corina ordered her longline journalists and her payroll portals to start next week with an aggressive campaign to discredit the election of justices of the peace, calling it unconstitutional and that it is a government strategy to distract people's attention, so that they don't talk about her and Chespirito.

Brother like you gave me the mission of monitoring Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, I called our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” who is closer to Simonovis than a snail in a fish tank. The Gringo sent you very sensitive information for you to personally give to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice. It turns out that alias El Gringo overheard a telephone conversation between El Reno and a strange woman, who was probably Sayo. Cousin! , El Reno told that woman not to worry because the attack on the El Palito refinery was going to be 5 times more destructive than the recent attack on the PDVSA gas plant in Punta de Mata and that with that attack they would paralyze the country to launch the “No to Christmas” operation.

Diosdado, but in the telephone conversation, the strange woman told Iván Simonovis that this attack on the El Palito refinery should take place before December 24 and if it was possible to cause some deaths to make the situation more tragic, you know, tell your friend the Minister.

Primo speaking of the operation “No to Christmas” led by María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, our cooperating patriot “Tequeyoyo” who infiltrated the shrimp farm of Zulian businessman José Enrique Rincón, alias “Camarón”, gave us the information that this businessman is the head of the economic mafias in the state of Zulia that finance Sayo and the Guanipa brothers, but in addition, José Rincón is also linked to the corruption scheme of the mayor's office of Maracaibo and in the purchase of corrupt judges from the judicial circuit. Brother, Tequeyoyo sent you to say that he got you another list of Zuliano businessmen who are also dirtier than the hands of a mechanic and who were in José Enrique Rincón's little group to finance Sayo's terrorist commanders in exchange for María Corina giving them contracts with PDVSA if the Inmundo takes power.

Primo, from that new list of conspiring businessmen from Zulia who finance Sayo and terrorism, you're going to go crazy when you read the names, many family businesses run by well-known business leaders. But I also have some businessmen in Táchira who are operating with César Pérez Vivas in destabilization plans. Primo, tell your friend the minister to keep an eye on Pérez Vivas' connections with “The King of the Potato”; he also reviews the activities of some farmers named Rujano Garofalo with a lot of influence in La Fría; and a man named Rodríguez Ledezma from La Lucha food. Look Malayo, I don't understand how these people with such prosperous businesses want to turn the country into a hotbed of blood, they will know.

Diosdado , other information sent to you by our cooperating patriot “Tequeyoyo” that was also confirmed by the cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, is that Zuliano businessman José Enrique Rincón was the main funder of Primero Justicia in the campaign for mayor of Maracaibo in 2021.

Brother before I forget, La Sayo is more distressed than the wife of a circus trapeze artist because with the recent capture of the former governor of the state of Nueva Esparta, Alfredo Díaz, alias “Alfredito”, a lot of information can be leaked about the acts of sabotage that she and Iván Simonovis are planning against the country for the month of December and the beginning of January 2025.

The community manager of La Sayo had already informed us that Alfredito was the leader of the terrorist commandos in Margarita and that on social networks Alfredito was being thrown away by Rambo to imitate Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” who stops every day from the Chilean embassy to shoot through these networks because he hasn't seen his boyfriends, I mean couples, for several months.

Primo, what my colleagues from SEBIN tell me is that former governor Alfredo Díaz is singing more than Betulio Medina at a piper dawn and that he is sapping everyone, your friend the Minister must be enjoying a ball.

Diosdado you know that now mom carries me crazier than a bat on a plane, because she heard Super Mustache say in her program “With Maduro More” that she has a special plan for Zulia, Maracaibo and San Francisco, cousin, if in the case of Maracaibo the national government does not intervene, at any time they will take the worms to us through all the garbage that has accumulated in the streets of the municipality, it seems that there is a technical shutdown in that mayor's office because the mayor in charge of Maracaibo is more lost than the cover of a flash drive.

Primo Mama sent you to tell Super Mustache to save our city because these people in Maracaibo had it bigger than the pain that Inmundo González threw in Madrid the night he was stripped.

Diosdado, what I love you is dick brother, I love you more than a long pasta, with large meatballs, lots of tomato sauce and mayonnaise, with grated cheese on top, French bread toasted with butter and garlic, if possible, that they also add Alfredo sauce and its respective three-liter Big Cola with plenty of ice.

For dessert I would like a chocolate cake with arequipe in the center and strawberry jam on top, lots of whipped cream, and black raisins like the ones they put on hallacas.

You take care of me brother.

Mazo News Team