Pueblo Alert! Learn about the destabilizing agenda that La Sayo intends to impose in her desperation

Published at: 30/09/2026 11:27 PM

Wednesday, September 30, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Cousin! I imagine you're already sitting in the black chair? Good brother! Be more comfortable than a dog sleeping in the owner's bed. Ask for at least one cup of the Cerrero coffee that you like so much, but without sugar, so that all your senses are reactivated. Goddess! In order not to give up the habit, I recommend that you feed your lungs deeply 3 times, now put both hands together as if you were going to pray and look at the sky, then move your neck sideways and think about what La Sayo's return will be like. Seriously brother! prepare yourself emotionally and take advantage of making an appointment with Brother Jorge Rodríguez for tomorrow's consultation, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist and failed opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said: “that the only animal in the world that walks with one leg... is the duck”

Goddess! Do you remember when we were younger, we had more hair and less belly, and we saw the movie Meteor in the movies? Good Primo! Imagine that you are Meteor; put on your helmet, roll up your seat belt around your chest and stick it on the accelerator, because the information I bring you is better than wearing an apron suit and tie, but with sports shoes.

Malay! That's where our cooperating patriot “La Popis” wrote to me, who is more divided by me than a soda cracker in my pocket. Brother! The “Popis” confirmed that the “Submarine with Hollow” of the Sayo is still more spicy than the vegetables thrown at the “Rulo” stand in the Mercedes, because, despite moving heaven and earth, and investing more than 3 million dollars to prevent our sister Delcy Eloína from being invited to the UN, everything went backwards for the “Panamanian” of MariCori and now she is more trapped than a mouse in a mousetrap. But that's not all Diosdado! “Popis” told me that “Maria with Ira Machado” is also more obstinate than “Doña Florinda” when “Professor Jirafales” doesn't visit her at four o'clock in the afternoon, because she knows who are those who don't support her return to Venezuela for a very simple reason: the supposed “Nobel Peace Prize” comes to implement her agenda of destabilization and violence.

Cousin! Do you remember our cooperating patriot Yasuri Yamileth, who is one of the community managers of Vente Venezuela? Good brother! The “Yasuri” told me that in “La Rodada Nacional”, the new Sayo show that they put on Sunday to announce the return of the Panamanian woman to Venezuela, a very hot spring was set on because the motorcyclists who hired for that show had been offered 100 dollars per motorcycle, but when the supposed “shooting” ended and the photos were taken for social networks; the leaders of Vente gave them only 30 dollars and the motorized ones set up a cake maker because that wasn't the I agree and they felt scammed. Goddess! The truth is that someone from Vente Venezuela bought 70 dollars per motorcycle and became the “Juanito Alimaña”.

Brother! By the way, that Round was more dented than a grill sale on Maundy Thursday. Our cooperating patriots deployed throughout the national territory informed us that the terrorists of Vente Venezuela did not move more than 3500 people throughout the country, believe me! because we have them measured point by point, municipality by municipality, and of those 3,500, half were hired and the others were our people because we wanted Sayo to be excited to come faster. Cousin! I swear to you that we are anxious for Sayo to return, it's the best thing that can happen to us, I'll leave it to you there.

Goddess! Look for a better place in that chair because here comes a better gossip than eating mango with a cube and marinade. Our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy” who is the nail and filth of Claudia Macero, alias “The Stranger” because no one knows who she is, sent you to say that the “Panamanian”, to do damage control because every day she gains more rejection and more people condemn her return to the country because it will only come with more destabilization and violence, decided to send her “evil operators” first to continue with the show and save time. That's why Claudia came forward and there are more coming, while “Sayo” finishes polishing the script of the “epic” that she will sell when she enters Venezuela. Candy Candy says that this will be a mix between “Juana de Arcos” with “Margaret Thatcher” and Delsa Solorzano, you'll remember me.

Brother! I have direct information for you about the alternator, but I can't reveal my source yet. It turns out that Delsa Jenifer Solorzano alias “Mathematics”, they call her that because she still can't find the equation to recycle oil barrels, she decided that this is her time to shine. Good cousin! Turns out that since she knows that the MariCori is a Hollow Submarine and is going down faster than the Titanic when it was sinking, Delsa said that this is her time to replace María Corina, so she managed to get her interviewed on Fox News and adopted the drama, lies and exaggeration of La Sayo. Goddess! Can you believe that the Delsa was invented that she was locked in hiding when you and I know that the Delsa was more than a roadrunner?

Good! Just so that people are clear, Delsa went out every week, spent her time eating and drinking spirits in the homes of the members of the Unitary Platform; she also went out to put on Botox and do her cosmetic retouching, brother! No one was ever looking for that damn thing, Diosdado! I think we should seriously think about taking the pictures to see if he gets up to the trouble of lying so shamelessly and even crying. Cousin! With this new show, there is no doubt, Delsa and Sayo are Siamese sisters. Remember that Sayo specializes in victimizing herself. Do you remember when María-Violence said that her spine had been fractured? Well now Delsa Pa'imitarla said that in hiding she fractured her jaw, but she hit it with a pegaloca, malaya! Goddess! You have to ask Delsa Jenifer who got on her nerves, because according to the joke she only had rice and tuna. They are definitely both cut by the same scissors.

Cousin! What I'm about to tell you is more serious than seeing Don Ramón reading the newspaper. Our cooperating patriot “Gatúbela”, who operates in the “communication swarm” of María Violencia, learned at a closed Vente meeting that the real plan of the Sayo “Submarine with a hole” is to return to the country as soon as possible, by sea or land, to personally lead the new calls for violent demonstrations with the objective of generating chaos, but above all to sabotage foreign investments that are coming to Venezuela. Brother! The other information sent to you by the “Gatúbela” is that the “Panamanian” ordered the leaders of the UCV FCU to lead violent micro protests in Caracas and join the “Trade Union Coalition” to heat up the street and feed the atmosphere of chaos while she finishes seeing if she can get any support for her return.

Goddess! The “Gatúbela” sent you other more sensitive information than drinking coffee with milk with Toddy before boarding a plane, but I am sending it to you by the Telegram group “Chávez Vive” and you decide whether to make it public or not because it is counterintelligence information. I'll just tell you that, for all possible points, we have our eyes set on him.

Brother! That's where our cooperating patriot “Pejoteco” reappeared, who sometimes loses more than the tip of the plastic tape, but it's more effective than sharpening a Mongolian pencil. Goddess! El Pejoteco, who has very well monitored Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Traidor”, learned that the “Tequeño Diabolico” is using violent groups from the FCU of the University of Zulia to also carry out violent micro protests in Maracaibo and to return to the same scheme as the guarimbas of 2014 and 2016. El Pejoteco told me that 'Tequeño Satanico' is cooking up a plan to close access to the Maracaibo Bridge over Lake to affect land transport and the reactivation of the oil industry on the Lake's Eastern Shore.

Malay! , the other thing that the “Pejoteco” found out was that the “Tequeño Siniestro” by Juan Pablo Guanipa and Lester Toledo, alias “The Tinder Scammer”, don't talk to each other and now they have more trouble than Ramos Allup and Bernabé Gutiérrez, although beware and after the program they come out and take a picture because that's who they are, more false than the eyelashes of your friend the Sifri. Goddess! The problem comes because Juan Pablo Guanipa's “Apocalyptic Tequeño” after offering his support to the “Tinder Scammer” for the Government of Zulia, has now backed down and this has blown the plug on Lester Toledo who, by the way, should justify where he is getting so much copper for everything he is riding in Zulia. Anyway! What can you expect from a character like Guanipa who is more treacherous than a cheap deodorant?

Cousin! before I went to do the mission you gave me, I brought you a ñapita, because I love you more than a holiday Friday. Do you remember our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, spends his time playing? Good Brother! So you know that the owner of the paddle tennis courts told me that Venezuelan migrants living in Florida are very concerned about the situation with ICE and at the same time they are very angry with the leaders of “Will to Steal” who sold him political asylum and fake PAROLES. Brother! Remember that months ago, we informed you that some people linked to Lester Toledo were concerned that when the pot was uncovered, the FBI must investigate all those opposition parties that sold the evidence saying that any person was a political persecuted person with the objective of carrying out immigration fraud in the United States. Brother, these wretches must pay, because our Venezuelan brothers are victims of these carrions and, incidentally, they defrauded the American government. Cousin! That film is going to be very good and I suggest that you talk to your friend the minister, because our country must demand justice on behalf of those affected.

Goddess! I'm starting to say goodbye because I have to go to the “Santa Rosalía” market to buy some vegetables for my mom, but first, I tell you that my brothers, Chicho and Lalo, sent you to tell me that the cupcake and fritanga business they set up at Cuatricentenario is a success. Cousin! Mom says to take care of yourself, and don't forget to come to Maracaibo to turn on Bella Vista lights because December is just around the corner.

Good brother! I'm leaving! God what I love you is dick, I love you more than: the gigantic hamburger they call “HAT” and weighs more than 3 kg, the one sold at DELCA right here in the Mercedes, you don't have to come to Maracaibo. Cousin! Let it be two-story enough to feed ten very hungry pussies, the one that has to serve between two innkeepers as gibberish as it is. Brother! The bread in the hat should be the one that they throw sesame seeds on it and throw it in the steam so that it feels soft. Let the hat be mixed, with very juicy meat and grilled chicken, that they throw in smoked ham, yellow cheese, zebu cheese and plenty of well-fried bacon; of vegetables that they put on it: cabbage with carrots grated in long strips, slices of tomatoes and onions, that they also throw a carton of fried eggs with the watery yellow yolk so that the toy comes out when I bite it; that they give it a teapot of red sauce, white sauce and a single shot of mustard so I don't like it, remember that I have a delicate stomach. On the table that they put the large pot of tartar sauce and that 'hat' they chop it into five pieces for me to eat it little by little. To drink, their respective Big Cola of 3 and a half liters with a glass of ice from Los Mamarruos. Goddess! Just in case my loyalty and my affection by voice are in doubt, give him a service of Tequeyoyos 4XL, of which they bring two pieces with extra fried potatoes of the long ones and a mollejuo quadrant of palmita cheese dm, and those that have small holes and are juicy. For dessert, I'm only going to order, so as not to abuse, a triple sensation wafer with a rum ball with raisins, a pistachio ball and the other plum ball with plenty of condensed milk and three lollipop sticks. That's all brother!

Take care of me Malay! Change and out!

Mazo News Team