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Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's plan to generate violence this Saturday

María “La Sayo” Machado
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Published at: 14/08/2024 08:48 PM

August 14th 2024.

Place: Hidden with Cori in a place that you already know but you don't come looking for us.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club Hello

Gordoooooooooo! , Chubby, how are you? , I'm in the supermarket, remember that Cori and I are in hiding but we ran out of serrano ham, Manchego cheese and those little things, so I went out to go back to hiding because you know where it is.

God, after this long confinement with Cori you only count the days to take it once and for all or leave the country, my gordis! I have a hard time leaving her because she is very lonely, but believe me I can't stand her, I have to wash her panties because Cori doesn't cook an egg, that's why I laughed a lot when Cori pretended to be a cook, by the way Diosdi, do you cook? , to see your hands! , show them!

Keeping my word, I started reading books about Chávez, about the revolution and all those cool things that you leftists read, because I hope and hope you'll let me enter the PSUV as soon as Cori goes to the five-letter hotel.

My mango compote, Cori's mental health continues to worry me. As the days go by, Cori's confused thoughts and lack of awareness about the real environment intensify. Cori is convinced that the country acclaims her, that the streets are burning in her name and that she will succeed in inheriting the power of Edmundo González.

God, I can't defend my uncle Inmundo anymore because I understood that he is not a victim, he is as guilty and as responsible as Cori for everything that is happening in the country. It turns out that Inmundo González is still in hiding, hiding responsibilities and when he doesn't lose his clarity, he works to give Cori a “coup d'etat” because in the end he would like to sit in Miraflores. God, if I were you, I would invite my uncle Inmundo on those guided tours that they give to children to visit the Miraflores Palace, to see if that's how he gets rid of his fever.

Meanwhile, Cori is very desperate not to be able to manage the International Community at her own pace, she wants sanctions, she wants a private army to come and hand her the keys to Miraflores. In her delirium, I have heard Cori talking to businessmen, bank owners, media and sectors with a significant financial level, but Diosdi, Cori seems like a flower seller, always at the end of a call she says “if they help us to take power, I will know how to compensate”, please!

The other day, we were Cori, my uncle Inmundo González, my cousin Mariana and a businessman who later gave you the name. Every time the businessman asked my uncle Inmundo something, my uncle saw my cousin and my cousin Mariana saw Cori, that is, they are a trio that works in complicity even to answer a question and continue to harm the country, because my cousin Mariana cannot say that she is only a sign translator, there I'll leave it to you.

My coconut nougat sweetened with splendour because I'm on a diet. This August 17, Cori invented his own global protest to try to make noise so that people can keep hope in their fraud, but beware, there are two plans of violence in full swing.
One of the plans is led by my friend Magalí Meda, who is not well off either. My gordis! , I'll tell you that Magalí ordered damage control to be done on the little commandos who are very disappointed because they say that Cori deceived them. It turns out that there are not even three thousand commands left, but Magalí issued the order to call them and reactivate them to use them as agitators to generate violence, so they activated a call center with 25 people inside a Situational Room managed by Enrique Naime!

Gordis! , the other plan is being led by the “Chuckies recruiters”, that is a small group where there are characters from Popular Will, from other parties and a man named Campos about whom I will write to you on WeChat. There are also people from Voluntad Popular and Cori who from Miami are trying to activate violence in Petare and other parts of Caracas.
God Joseph! Take note and don't call me toxic. If on Saturday, August 17, there were to be any kind of violence in Caracas, one of the direct culprits is Magalí Meda.

By the way, my cambur compote with pear, I have to pay the teams that work at Vente Venezuela, since July we haven't been able to download anything. Cori asked me to talk to several businessmen, including the owner of a well-known hotel, one of those who play good with God and with the devil, but hey, I'm seeing if I activate a Zinli card to pay those people, you know what money we have from what they send us from outside, but Cori always tells me to deny it.

Talking about friends who are outside. Álvaro Uribe and Iván Duque are among those who communicate the most with Cori. In their conversations they talk about taking Venezuela and installing a government of decent people, of good and refined people, in short! My Gordis, so are we ugly and unrefined? , the truth is that the only thing left for them is to say that they will make a government only of white and wealthy people. God, take note. Álvaro Uribe is about to send money and information, the money you already know where it comes from but the information is about President Petro, Uribe wants Cori to apply the same operation as Rosales, that is, to break Petro on Social Networks and then force him to testify against Nico Maduro, these little friends of Cori are definitely not inventing anything new.

Diosdi, while Cori takes her sleeping pills, it's my turn to monitor what Milos Alcalay and Pedro Urruchurtu are doing, they are the ones who lobby for the governments of Brazil, Mexico and Colombia, but Cori asks me to keep an eye on them.

Chubby! , the other day I told Cori that if our records were true why didn't we go to the Supreme Court? , but she got furious, she almost threw coffee at me, I forgive her because I understand that when you don't control the truth you despair. Speaking of desperation, Cori was talking to some average strange people who are not in Venezuela, Diosdado José pending, I only managed to hear about a possible attack on the Supreme Court, they want to sow terror and eliminate evidence, then don't say I didn't tell you.

I have to leave you because Cori asked me to call rector Delpino to send him a flash drive and some money.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.