Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo and Exxon Mobil's plans against Venezuelans

Published at: 12/03/2025 09:07 PM

March 12, 2025
Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club Hello

Gordooooooooo! , Chubby! How are you? Chubby, I missed you at carnival! , they told me that you disguised yourself as a cop who carried handcuffs, rolls and patrols. God! I disguised myself as an asylum so I could be next to my friend Cori, who by the way, has already passed the carnival and Cori is still in the horror costume.

God or Joseph! , we are going to play On Time and this letter is long because so many things have happened. I begin by telling you that my Uncle Inmundo has already passed to the cemetery of the forgotten, it's incredible how Cori herself has been responsible for minimizing it, of obscuring it, which has sparked a new internal struggle. On the one hand, Cori tries to bury my uncle Inmundo, leaving him only to appear on special occasions, and on the other hand, there are the usual living people who see my uncle as the last chance to fish for money and have power, including Ledezma in that combo, so they make their efforts to save my uncle from Cori and keep him alive, even if he is dying. My! Bubble gum! , relax, because here comes an interesting story.

In a program that Cori did yesterday with one of the worst on her payroll, Cori said that Tío Inmundo is not going to be sworn in outside of Venezuela because according to her it is not necessary and because the Constitution must be complied with, in other words! God said! Pure lies about Cori, who doesn't know her should buy it! ... LOOK AT MY CATALINA WITH CHEESE! La Cori said that to bring down the plan that they are setting up for the “Miamis”, the clan of bankers and corrupt businessmen who want to catch something using Uncle Immundo. God! My manicurist from Doral told me that the plan is to sell to the executioners of ExxonMobil the idea of swearing in my uncle Inmundo before the Supreme Court in exile to sign an agreement with Guyana and allow ExxonMobil to operate without problems, bone to God Joséeee! , obvious! that Cori won't allow it because she has her own plan and her agreement with ExxonMobil.

MY GRAPE CHUPI CHUPI! Although Cori didn't want to, my Uncle Inmundo has already recorded her video to appear tomorrow with her at CeraWeek, an energy event that takes place in Houston and is organized by an analytical services company called S&P Global, but guess who this company works for. Yes my sweetie! , work with the lousy people at ExxonMobil, Diosdado! on this board everything fits, you'll see my Baby Gerber.

The truth is that Cori wanted to be alone at that conference, but the bloodsuckers behind my uncle Inmundo confronted her and told Cori that without Edmundo González it was impossible to do that event because he is the president and not her, hahaha! , God! , this is worse than the Roman Circus. The objective of making them speak at that event is for Cori and Uncle Inmundo to say: “we are the salvation, support us, with us in power, sanctions are eliminated and we guarantee them access to Venezuela's oil wealth”, that is! please!

MY SWEET PINEAPPLE CAKE! , definitely! My Uncle Immundo was left as a supporting actor that they will use every time he is useful in a show, such as tomorrow's. Despite that, the reality is that Uncle Inmundo is more forgotten than an almanac from the year 2000, no one remembers him on the streets of Venezuela, which is reciprocal because my Uncle Inmundo doesn't remember people either, he just lives thinking about how to recover the money his son-in-law stole, and how to survive. If you notice, in Cori's last public speeches, the girl only talks about her and what she can do, she names Tio Inmundo only if necessary, and that makes my Aunt Mercedes very upset, who by the way, not a single rose was thrown away on Women's Day.

MY POSICLE FROM JOBITO! , if you think it's sad what Cori is doing to my uncle Inmundo, it's sadder to see what Cori is doing against Venezuela and the Venezuelan people. God! Cori is more ruthless than Soraya Montenegro, the wicked one in the novel “María, la del Barrio”. God! , you won't believe me, but when they revoked Chevron's oil license, Cori said in the chat where the friends from Colegio Merici are: “let's see what Maduro will do when Venezuelans line up again for bread flour and burn Miraflores”, Diosdado! Cori doesn't care about people, but we're going a little backwards because karma exists.

God! Do you remember that Cori did a podcast with Trumpito, Donald Trump's son? , GOOD! MY TAMARIND CANDY! , it turns out that Cori succeeded in that interview because Rick Scott and María Elvira Salaza r, Cori's partner in managing the money they receive from ExxonMobil and drug trafficking, begged the producers of Donald Jr.'s show for the favor, but they also made their respective financial contribution, not to say “they bought the space”, Diosdado Joseeeee! That podcast was to evaluate Cori and you have no idea how bad it was, the negative impact it had, you can't imagine the tantrum that erupted when the advisors told Cori that she didn't pass the exam.

MY COCONUT CANDY FROM COROZO! The podcast's happiness was short-lived for Cori. His program with Trumpito failed to convince Republicans in the upper echelons, nor did he manage to connect with people. In Venezuela, nobody was moved by her bad English, her fake smile, her crazy face and her selfless performance, that's why Cori stopped making noise with the podcast and the next day she invented the supposed search of her house, obviously my baby! That's what Cori's loquis did to measure the reaction of public opinion and make people forget about the podcast. But since everything goes wrong for Cori, she couldn't even get her little ones to the place to defend her from her own show, ¡Bebito! The only people who came out to make noise were the Cuban lunatics in Florida and Cori's communication payroll, who called Trumpito to tell him that they wanted to take Cori to jail for having done the show with him ¡Diosdi! Cori mocked her allies again, she lied to their face.

Goddess! This is so delusional, I'd better take a deep breath, take a sip of the moringa tea you sent me, and go on.

MY FURRIALEÑO MANGO JELLY! , sometimes I think that Cori speaks ill of everyone, I even think she speaks ill of herself when she sleeps. Even though Cori keeps sucking the socks off my gringo friends, she keeps talking very badly about my friends the Catire. God! Cori told Magali Meda that she doesn't trust Trump, saying he's a neurotic and unpredictable old man from whom she doesn't expect anything. Cori knows that Trump, however hostile he may be to Venezuela, is not playing with it or with any of the lousy members of the terrorist opposition, because Trump knows that they are all corrupt.

Speaking of corrupt people, MY SOURSOP ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS! Did you know that Cori was reconciled with Crazy Leo? Well, there I'll leave it for you. The title of this new story is called “corruption unites them”. It turns out that with the USAID money scandal, which literally splashes on EVERYONE, Crazy Leo told Cori that she was not free from that corruption and that the best thing they could do was to unite to face the investigations ordered by Trump and defend themselves against the actions that Nico Maduro and the handsome one of your friend the minister will take when the pot is finished uncovering.

MY BANANA SANDWICH! Let's make a stop! to tell you a little gossip. La Cori is also very upset with Catire Trump because he didn't name her in the State of The Union speech, but there's more. I heard when Cori was talking to Magalí Meda and saying bad things about María Elvira Salazar, Cori said that she was corrupt and a charlatan because she had sworn that Trump would mention her in his speech.

Let's get on with our business. While they were putting Botox on her hair and painting Cori's hair, Yes Diosdi! , don't make that face! , Cori is the only one who lives in hiding, according to her, but she has time to buy wine, cigarettes and do cosmetic retouching. Good! , Cori told me that her only hope is to bet on the suffocation of the country, on destabilization, helllooou bones! nothing new in Cori.

Good! Here comes another bomb, so hold on! Cori is super angry with you because she says that you stole the name of the “28th of July movement” from her, because then she was thinking of identifying her new movement that she is building to destabilize the country and end the Unitary Platform. God! Cori told me that you were a copycat, that you had no class or personality, that you were a mob, now he will have to look for another name and he told me that he will do it with his new team of advisors and marketing. I asked Cori that where she was going to get money for this new movement and to pay for these lobbying agencies, advertising agencies, her answer was “bye USAID, ExxonMobil arrived”.

God or Joseph! , listen to me that this is the moment where I become toxic. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. This is how we can define Cori's relationship with ExxonMobil, who reappear to inject oxygen, not to mention money, into Cori, Marco Rubio, the three Cuban lunatics in Florida, journalists, supposed civil society activists, thought tanks and many more. This is done by ExxonMobil in order to continue its fight to destroy Chevron, which is its main competitor, and to destroy Venezuela, which represents an obstacle for ExxonMobil to finish consolidating its presence in Guyana, to recapitalize its commercial value and its global power.

God! , it is sad to know that we have been caught in the middle of the fight between two transnational oil companies, but it is sadder to know that there are Venezuelans willing to collaborate in that fight that destroys our country, our people, and they do so in exchange for money and the possibility of being taken to govern where Nico Maduro governs, that is, in Miraflores.

I confess that Cori's anger towards Venezuelans has left me very sad, although then I thought and said to myself: “myself, remember that ambition and money have no friends, family, or love”, so I understood that Cori doesn't care or hurt Venezuelan soil, but to fulfill her greatest dream: to be president of the country, because she could never be a carnival queen.

MY TORONTICO! It's official! , ExxonMobil will pay all the expenses of Cori and all the lice that serve to create noise against Venezuela in the United States Congress, in the White House, in public opinion. Our people should know that we are going to face an unprecedented communication war, that's why Cori said in his interview yesterday, and then he said to me: “Sifri, there's nothing left to do politically, all we have left is to focus on crime”, at the time I didn't understand him much, but then I realized that that's where all that narrative comes from, all the false positives they're going to generate to continue positioning Venezuela as a threat to the United States and the region.

God! with the help of ExxonMobil, they are going to revive the lies about the cartel of the Suns, the alleged production of cocaine and the presence of Hezbollah in our territory, they will seek to bring us to the 2019 stage to justify the application of the TIAR, a foreign intervention, and even to justify a negotiation between the Essequibo and ExxonMobil in exchange for putting in the money necessary to finance a mercenary incursion into Venezuela, which is why Cori said in the podcast with Trumpito Jr. that: “Venezuela has money for its freedom.” God! Cori is crazy at the top and with all the more reason you have to read between the lines what she says.

MY PEAR COMPOTE! Write down these three little things: 1) Even though Cori is playing her last cartridge, she is afraid, she knows that her last statements are enough to be prosecuted for treason, she is also afraid that her family's properties will be taken away by the application of the Simon Bolivar Law. That's why Cori is thinking of leaving the country if ExxonMobil buys him the idea of a mercenary incursion, because Cori would return with the invaders, that's right! 2) For an incursion into Venezuelan soil, ExxonMobil needs land to operate against our country, so it will finance campaigns in Colombia in favor of the extreme right, and in Ecuador it is already doing so with Noboa. Exxon needs Noboa to win the elections to use Ecuador as an operations center, in exchange they will allow Noboa to fulfill his dream, which is not to end drug trafficking, but to protect and regulate them so that they operate under their laws, as Uribe did in Colombia 3) Erick Prince, the eternal fraudster, offered his services to ExxonMobil to carry out selective assassinations in Venezuela, so the complaint of my friend Delcy is not a fiction, pending.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu