Pichirre and disloyal! Find out why “leaders” of opposition extremism are leaving La Sayo in the lurch

Published at: 26/03/2025 10:54 PM

Wednesday, March 26, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, get ready, ask for a tamarind frappé juice with plenty of sugar, put on your imaginary seatbelt and see that we are grabbing the Lara - Zulia highway to everything that my Farline 500 gives you, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he proposed that prisons should be in the basements to lower crime.

Primo, let's start once and for all because the pod in the opposition is more lively than a paila of cotufas.

Brother, I bring you all the fun of Oliver López Cano, alias “El Ken”. Primo, last Friday the pussy decided to resign from Vente Venezuela and not continue in María Corina's closed group, alias “La Sayo”, I once contacted our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's community manager and who is more attached to her than gum in smooth hair. The patriot told me that Oliver, like other leaders of VENTE, were already unhappy with Sayo because while she is living her life in her supposed hiding place, they are eating bread with nothing because not enough pasta is enough for them. The community manager tells me that there are many people from VENTE and the parties that supported Sayo, hiding without knowing what to do and many are already destitute because they have no money while María Corina tells them that they should wait and their children live like rich people abroad.

Diosdado, this and other arbitrariness forced Oliver and other militants to leave the fight to La Sayo. But cousin, María Corina is a monster that eats her own children, her allies and anyone who stands in her way, so for once she sent the few remaining communication assassins to say that Oliver López was not part of her team, that Oliver was an infiltrator and that he had been paid to go against her, Primo! the best thing that could happen to me, thanks to La Chinita and by voice, is that Sayo closed Bejucal and with that excuse I no longer have to be by her side, because María Corina is a very vengeful joke when they don't do what she asks, although I'm not going to deny you cousin, sometimes I miss her screams and that when she started smoking she told me everything, she was fond of me, I think she was even in love with me.

Brother! Hold on tight as if you were the collector of the Mojan bus because with what I'm going to tell you, you're going to look crazier than Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, when Trump blamed him for what's happening with Venezuelan migrants.

Primo, the community manager told me that Sayo suspects that behind Oliver López Cano's betrayal is Magalí Meda, alias “La Commadre”, who is no longer such a midwife because Sayo knows that Magalí no longer believes anything in La Sayo, and that she is doing her own business to get out of the embassy where she locked herself up. Diosdado you will remember me, María Corina and Magalí are going to end up more fights than Ramos Allup, alias “Cara de Vieja”, and Bernabé Gutiérrez, alias “Calicanto”, because according to the community, La Sayo is right, comrade Magalí is promoting internal revolts in Vente Venezuela against María Corina that I will tell you in detail, but for the WeChat group.

Diosdado, since the illegal deportation of Venezuelan migrants to the Nazi concentration camps in El Salvador left Sayo and her terrorist opposition band very badly, it turns out that in order to do damage control, Sayo contacted the Republican Senators of Florida, alias “the crazy Cubans”, to intercede with Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, in order to extend the TPS to Venezuelans in the United States, but cousin, Trump told them that already it was too late and rather ratified the elimination of this migratory benefit, and worse yet it stopped the processes of Venezuelan asylum seekers. Brother! What is Sayo, Edmundo, Guaidó, López, Vecchio, Borges, Ledezma and company, they know that the migrants' hands went out of their way, that they sold their souls to the devil and now all they have left is to attack the country to generate a civil war, because they no longer have a way to return to politics, even the opposition itself despises them.

Primo, to try to divert attention from the migrants' drama, Sayo paid for articles in international media, she also paid for a campaign that says “they are not prisoners but hostages” and asked the people of the Criminal Forum, who also receive funding from ExxonMobil, to turn on the fan, to say that those who are imprisoned for committing crimes defined in our laws are white doves and do not deserve to be imprisoned, but it didn't work for them. María Corina thought that with this straw she could erase the pain, indignation and grievance of the families of the migrants who are currently imprisoned in El Salvador and Guantánamo, she thought that with that she could erase the fear and anger of Venezuelans who have already lost PAROLE and TPS.

Primo, add to the problem of migrants the gibberish of the double tariff that Donald Trump wants to impose on our oil on the recommendation of Marco Rubio and the lobby that accompanies Sayo. Diosdado, the cooperating patriot El Gringo, confirmed to me that the idea of the double tariff came from the same thinking tank where they manufactured the document “Sanctions on Venezuelan oil, less money means less power” and has the support of ExxonMobil, María Corina's financiers. Brother, let's be clear, María Corina and her allies want to stop stabbing Venezuelans and their balls because according to her the people have to suffer to be asked to give up Super Mustache.

Primo, one thing, forgive me cousin, I know that you are very respectful of women, but I insist, Sayo is a monster.

Diosdado, in the same way, Sayo had to swallow heavily when they told her that, even under this scheme of maximum pressure against the Venezuelan people, the gringos should extend Chevron's license because at the time of little Trump what he wants is to secure all the oil for him. But don't believe me brother, this is also going to be returned like a boomerang to Sayo and to that rotten opposition. Primo, at the end of the day I only know that the opposition got into an eggplant that will swallow them and the gringos too, you'll remember me, we're going to win!

Brother, I have a better gossip for you than missing high school on a Monday. You know that our cooperating patriot “Sorbetico”, who is still hidden in the Unitary Platform, sent you to say that the parties that make up this opposition sector are sucking and crazy, not personally remember that they don't invest what they steal, but that they ran out of receipts for their operating disk expenses, because what little was left of USAID and the European Union, Sayo hid it, and good brother how did the cash flow in the PUPU end the leaders of They go from embassy to embassy with the purpose of hammering the international community, even if it were, some cookies and a coffee, because as I told you, they are more bare than Tarzan's closet.

By the way, Diosdado, speaking of the PUPU. The Sayo community manager told me that María Corina sent Andrés Velásquez, alias “Drone Pilot”, to attack the UNT and MPV parties on social networks for calling for electoral participation, but underneath Sayo is still trying to get in her Trojan horses, and we must be alert. Primo, one of the regional parties that Sayo wants to register through Elías Sayegh, and in turn, through Mercedes Malavé, is called DECIDE.

Brother, our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño”, the one who hangs out with Edmundo Gonzále z, alias “Chespirito”, sent you to tell you to stand still as if you were a photo because he is still more attached to the Unworld than a wrapper of Halls Mentolito, the mint candies. El Madrileño says that Chespirito spends it in the most exclusive restaurants in Madrid and visiting his compather Miguel Enrique Otero, in addition, Inmundo is managing his legal status in Spain and took advantage of remaking his will where he stipulated that if something were to happen to him because he fears that María Corina or Leopoldo would murder him to blame Super Mustache, he wants to be cremated and leave his ashes on Serrano Street because he will not return to Venezuela unless the His son-in-law's bandit would return the money he took from him. Primo, El Madrileño tells me that Chespirito hardly talks about María Corina anymore and that lately he has been weirder than a vampire donating blood.

Diosdado, here are two gossip sent to you by our cooperating patriot “Teletubi” and that were confirmed by the “Pejoteco”. Apparently Henri Falcón, alias “Ticket of 13”, is going to run as a candidate for mayor of Barquisimeto and on the other hand, Capriles, alias “The Ghost”, is making a list from “civil society” to be nominated as candidates for deputies to the National Assembly but on the condition that everyone is loyal to him, be careful and put on an ice cream cart. Capriles, like Rosales, wants to capitalize on Sayo's failure, but chatarrita knows he's more lonely than a movie theater on a Monday afternoon.

Brother like you always ask me to be aware of what is happening in Zulia, our cooperating patriot “Tequeyoyo”, sent you to say that the pact between Manuel Rosales and the mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, is more than closed. It turns out that Adrián Romero made a secret pact with the Philosopher of Zulia, and they agreed that once he is elected mayor of Maracaibo, he will publicly announce his resignation from the First Justice membership to go to A New Time.

Well cousin, before I go, look at Malay! , tell your friend the minister that he once again left Sayo breathless with the confiscation of 2.5 tons of drugs, verging cousin! , the silence of these fuckers who should rather support the fight against drug trafficking is quite disgusting. With good reason so much effort in trying to impose the narrative of the non-existent cartel of the Suns to cover up its participation in Colombian drug trafficking. Brother, I have to leave you because in an hour I'll grab the guard at SEBIN and you know that I'm more punctual than the opposition on a Wednesday at 7:00pm to see the deck.

Diosdado, I love you more than a patacón au gratin X4L - a super special ripe banana sold at Coromoto, with double zebu cheese, meat, pork and chicken, smoked ham, boiled egg chopped lengthwise, lots of vegetables and especially cabbage that are bathed in vinegar, white sauce, red sauce, tartar sauce and a pot of mustard. If possible, before they cover the patacón, add half a jar of grated cheese and of course with their respective 3-liter Big Cola. Cousin and in order not to abuse, only if it's not too much of a hassle, for dessert I only want a big one of those who throw chocolate inside.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team