Published at: 28/02/2024 10:19 PM

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the red house with white bars that has the eyes of Chávez and a sign of Maduro.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look, Diosdado, excuse me that I'm not writing to you much, but I have a stomach ache, that has limited my daily actions, but with the favor of God and La Chinita I'll soon be better.

Primo, do you remember that last week I informed you that María Corina alias “La Sayo” had sent false polls to generate a matrix of opinion that she was the strongest candidate? Well brother, hold on to the fact that what you're going to do is go crazy:

La Sayo knew that Ambassador Palma de Coco had ordered his own studio to be hired, so he asked that they accelerate the DATINCORP and Power & Strategy polls, which say that the woman is going through the roof in her intention to vote.

So that you know that these studies were a telephone sampling in areas chosen with clamps, Sayo is paying up to 40 thousand dollars for dumb surveys. Soon there will be an even crazier Meganalisis survey with crazier numbers than DatinCorp, how are these people going to be able to put it 55% when even the fat guy who brushes the Kangaroo knows that La Sayo is more deflated than my belly, on a Monday at 4 in the afternoon.

Diosdado, as I told you before, La Sayo invented a tour of the east of the country and the publication of these polls because the gringos have already politically evicted her and in the next few days they will help decide who will be the presidential candidate who will replace her, which I continue to bet will be Manuel Rosales.

Brother, not so bald and not wearing two wigs. Primo, don't you wonder why people who know that La Sayo isn't going keep promoting it? And, verging brother, that has only one answer: copper. What these people are looking for is to keep their booths of money, mainly Andrés Velásquez, Biagio Pilieri, César Pérez Vivas, Tequeño Cruo and Delsa Solorzano, alias Jennifer.

All of them are like crazy uploading goofy and overpriced activities of Malay commandos to social networks, cousin, that's just another scam to get their charges down, you'll remember me. Deep down, my boss, La Sayo, knows that these characters don't move people, but she prefers to keep them around because that's the only thing that helps her to make a big deal out of her rallies and noise in the media.

Look, Diosdado, as you know, my stomach hurts since I ate nine hot dogs and a jar of tamarind juice, so I couldn't travel to Caracas to attend the Tuesday meeting of the Vente National Command or see your friend Sifri. But I have an atomic bomb for you. In view of the fact that your friend La Sifri is very exquisite, I am working on getting up to a communication room in La Sayo, and that one does seem to be in love with me, and to square with me she told me that there was a telephone conversation between María Corina and the former president of Colombia Iván Duque, alias El Porky.

Hermano La Sayo put Porky in a shambles because the idea of saying that Venezuela was the world's fourth largest producer of cocaine was his and that now she doesn't know what to do because they were going to report it to the public prosecutor's office. Porky told Sayo to stay calm, that most likely nothing was going to happen and that they were going to scrounge it away, but Sayo is very concerned about this issue because according to her she gave papaya saying that because she has no evidence on the subject.

Well Diosdado, excuse me brother, I promise that for next week I will feel better and I will bring you better data, you take it easy these days because what comes after the announcement of the electoral schedule will be crazy, cousin trust your friend Patrick who never fails you.

Brother mom tells you that she is waiting for you at Easter to prepare the mondongo with the fried fish that you like so much. She says that she sends you the blessing and that you behave well, that nothing will ever happen to you because she has entrusted you to La Chinita and all the saints, that there is Diosdado for a while and that when President Maduro wins the election, we will go to Caracas to celebrate with you and with all the Chavistas.

As I told you, the thing about your friend Sifri is on hiatus, she went to Maluma's concert with her friends and she didn't invite me either. I'm balancing with the Vente Venezuela communications department, then I'll tell you.

Brother I love you more than macaroni with plenty of Bolognese sauce and cheese, with aguita de sapo and tartar sauce, passed with guarapo de Panela.

You take care of me brother.

Mazo News Team