Nobody wants it! Maricori's Alliance and the Unitary Platform is coming to an end

Published at: 28/02/2024 10:04 PM

Valle Arriba Golf Course, February 28, 2024

Patriota Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooo! How is your week going? Mine is super hectic, just yesterday I returned from Spain, every time Cori invents a tour I try to leave the country and avoid accompanying her, of course baby, don't be surprised! Well, I mean, it used to be a lot of fun shooting with her because we were getting into the movie about the super powerful girls, but now on those trips everything is faked, from Cori's laughter to the payment that the agent makes to come and take pictures.

In Madrid, I got it together with grandpa Ramos Allup and Luis Florido, I mean, the adecos and the rosebushes went together like jam and butter, celebrating in Madrid's bars the expulsion of the members of Popular Will from the Socialist International, because now, according to the descendants of Crazy Leo, they are liberals.

Well my coconut nougat brought from the Furrial, I'll put you in context about what's happening in CoriLandia. Let's start with the relationship between the Unitary Platform and Vente Venezuela, where things are coming to an end. MariCori doesn't stop breaking her relationship with the mob because the Unitary Platform represents the opposition seat at the table in Barbados and is the only opposition space recognized by the United States, Europe and Norway, that is, if Cori leaves the PUD she would lose to international allies, she treats them but with a handkerchief over her nose.

God, please, oooooooooo, can you imagine for a minute what that environment is like? Cori knows that the main PUD parties don't want her and they know the same thing about Cori, that must be more uncomfortable than you and Cori sitting in the same subway car alone.

Speaking of discomfort, baby! , there is nothing more out of note that they arrive at your house without prior notice and without invitation. After the weekly meeting of the National Sales Directorate, which takes place every Tuesday at Quinta Bejucal, your former friend Delcita Solorzano showed up without warning. Baby please! , what a foolish thing, you should only go to one place when you are invited. Cori's surprise was so great that when she saw the unexpected and uncomfortable visitor she said “! Ouch! Delsaaaaa what are you doing here”, that's Cori being Cori. Then they had no choice but to seize the moment and they decided to take this photo for you, remember that they owed you the photo in the Divine Shepherdess where everyone walked by their side. Pure hypocrisy, they say.

Continuing with the forced marriage between Cori and the Unitary Platform, I remind you that she has only the lice left from Crazy Leo; the PJ of the TRIO (don't think badly) that's Juan Pablo Guanipa, the man with the envelope Juan Carlos Caldera and the guy without flow Carlos Ocariz; Andrés Velázquez; Convergence; Copei Black (without a card), and Andrés Caleca. The rest are looking for a substitute.

Look at cute little eyes, I'll tell you what's coming, listen to me, how do you say pay attention to me in Furrialeño? , no, leave it that way, you'd better not answer me.

1) The fight to control mobilization and cash. God of my life, in other words, the little commands are Cori's invention to assemble his 1x10 without having the Unitary Platform. It is a new way of taking money from the international community under the excuse of a “mobilization and voter care network” according to the SUMATE manual. The saddest thing is that Cori's commandos are making do with the promise of receiving an economic incentive, that is, people who sign up are offered money that will arrive at any time, as my friend Hugo Chávez said, a blind eye.

2) ExxonMobil, seeing that its candidate Cori Machado will not run in the presidential elections, decided to revive its other operator Irfaan Ali, so they must be very aware, an escalation is coming in the coming days with the issue of the Essequibo.

3) As Cori has been deflating very quickly and has not achieved a bipartisan pronouncement by the North American Congress to force the lifting of his disqualification, and at the same time the International Community is pressing for Cori to admit the inevitable replacement, from Vente Venezuela they decided to increase the narrative that presents Venezuela as a country that violates human rights, they will use the flag of Rocío San Miguel to talk about torture and persecution. He has yet to revive the issue of terrorism that Cori says operates in the country because the cocaine issue didn't work for him.

As always, I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.