More opaque than a moonless night! Find out what La Sayona's plan is to lift its supposed “leadership”

Published at: 28/10/2026 10:20 PM

FROM THE ROOMS OF CORI
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello, gordooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby, the most beloved man in this country and its surroundings? I'm in cachifa mode. Cori asked me to help her unpack her bags and all the purchases she brought quietly. That is, she walked in, but the cargo arrived by boat. You know that my girl has very fine and specific tastes, that's why she always brings imported things. God! I have bad news for you: these days I won't be able to see you as usual, because Cori suspects our friendship. Calm down! Trust me, I'll find the secret place to write to you.

MY ROUND CAKE WITH THE MELTED SQUARES. Last week I wrote to you from the Panama airport, just when Cori was deciding to come, but without me, because she wasn't going to return by plane. We said it “without tricks or tricks”: we were waiting for her, but they didn't believe us. When I said to him: “Cori! We're going through the airport, which is much better and easier, so you bring your entire move”, the very shameless one answered me: “No, Sifri! You take the things, and I'm going on the green roads. I drink! she said that, if you came by the airport, you wouldn't be able to explain that a dictatorship is not a dictatorship. Maybe it went wrong because they left it out in the open. Oseaaaa, Diosdi! How do you understand that?

From Panama he arrived in Colombia and, with his respective supply of cigarettes plus a bag of rosaries that he bought before leaving, my friend set out on his way with magic help. You know! The friends of magic dust, the irregular people who orbit in border areas. God! Remember that I warned you that Cori's meeting with Álvaro Uribe's louse had been to specify the logistics: “Tell me who you're with and I'll tell you who you are”. Once again, Cori portrays himself with paramilitarism, even if he is disguised as good friends and supposed “security teams”. It would be good to ask Cori who provided security and vehicles for him when he arrived in Venezuela.

MY FISH SANCOCHITO. Cori entered Venezuela and waited for the day of what my friends called “the triumphant march”. In Barquisimeto everything was served: a symbolic place full of religion. Cori knows that 63% of Venezuelans identify with expressions of Catholicism, which is why they do so in a cold and calculated way. Cori doesn't trust God. On the contrary, every day she complains to her for not having seated her in Miraflores. God! It's all marketing around my friend: her shirt, the rosaries, taking off her tendrils, not combing her hair, kneeling... everything is dictated to her by a pointer. The church stage also helped him to make time and wait for the louse from Alviarez to come out and pick up the logistics. You know! Everything was perfectly planned, even the actors. I drink! I swear to you, on Dior and Cartier! that Cori ordered a production with great detail, put together in the style of a Hollywood film. Nothing was random, nor was spontaneity bet. Even so, Cori told me that she was not happy with the results, because I expected 100,000 people to take to the streets and not even 1% was reached.

ANDEAN SUCKS ON ME. When Cori left the church, the second part of the script started. The entire team was clear about their mission: to capture the photo and sell the image of a Messiah who triumphantly entered Caracas. Very hateful images, where the woman almost floats in the car while people stretch out their hands trying to reach her. God! When I saw that, I felt that they wanted to sell the feeling of walking in the Virgin's procession and trying to touch her mantle. Bone! For many it is an aberration. Those of us who know her know that it is her illness.

MY CHICKEN BOIL EVERY SUNDAY. Continuing with the show, Cori went to La Guaira today. They sold it as a visit to the affected communities, to “accompany” the victims. Hugs, kisses, selfies, stops here and there to say hello... Hellouuu! I reviewed all the videos, one by one, and my love: not a truck, not a box, not a package of food. Not an aspirin, Diosdado José! Not a cotton package. What was it for? If it arrived empty-handed.

Bone! How do I explain it to you? The people of La Guaira have been fighting to rise up for four months, our government has been providing solutions to those affected by the double earthquake for four months, and yet they arrive four months late, empty-handed and smiling. One of her influencers got out of it: María Corina comes down to greet “some citizen” to “generate a photograph”. For Dior and Cartier! La Cori didn't do a humanitarian tour, she did a photo shoot with the sea and the tragedy in the background.

MY FRIED FISH FROM THE CARACAS. I told you last week that they were going to touch police and officials, but I can assure you that our people are stronger than ever. We all know what Cori and her swarm did today trying to confuse public opinion with a poorly told photo.

MY BIRTHDAY RICE AND CHICKEN, WHICH IS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE LIKE YOUR DARLING. But those who do poorly do poorly. In the Plaza El Consul in La Guaira they left her cold, alone, in oblivion, as in the pier of San Blas. After waiting three hours to close with a bang, no one arrived and had to leave. All wrong!

And while the Cori posed on the coast, don't forget what they released on Saturday, in the midst of their show and sabotage schedule: an app called “Builders” to register Venezuelans who are out there. Magalli Meda told me that this is a database with the name of the hardware store that Cori wants to use to capture resources and data. Too bad anyone trusts Cori with their data . Don't forget that she, her children and some family members work in the technology and big data business. That is, that data will end up being sold. You're going to remember me.

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!

1. Cori's advisors have proposed copying the codes of Chavism. That's why they are now talking about a “national consultation” to validate their 14-point Grand Agreement. We all know that's not going anywhere. Like I told you, he just wants to copy our symbols, and then they'll say that 50 million people voted. Bone!

2. Cori cut off Tío Inmundo's resources, so the very scoundrel has said that he will be by his side (Cori's) “very soon”. So get ready to receive it. By the way, Cori didn't bring the records in her suitcase, so my Uncle scrubbed himself.

3. Claudia Macero said on a radio program: “we need a chair at that table”, referring to the dialogue table. Translation of Sifrina: Cori wants the chair, but she wants it to look like it's the people who ask for it, that it's the people who ask her to meet Delcy. Careful! It's all a trap to buy time. My friend Cori is just waiting for the moment to get out the claws.

4. Today's manipulated photo with an official is only the first chapter of a collection. In each state that Cori visits, she will look for any uniformed person for the photo and then set up the show, pending.

5. Now comes the knife fight in the opposition. You're going to remember me. Before November ends, you'll see the first signs.

6. Soon they will send Cori a second, much clearer message. Today it was demonstrated that those who were in the vicinity of Miraflores protesting are people sent by María Corina. There is evidence, your friend the minister knows.

I'm leaving you, Cori is calling me.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team