More burned than Judas on Holy Sunday! Manuel Rosales was furious because they left him out because of EdmuDo
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Published at: 24/04/2024 10:24 PM
From: Chuito
To: My company Diosdado
From: Altamira
She bought me Diosdado. I don't know if you remember me, but we studied together at the Liceo Miguel José Sanz. I was one of those who didn't pass the subject on to the math teacher. I remember that in a final exam the only one you passed was you at 18 and you didn't get more because the teacher said: “the only one who was 20 is me”.
That's why I dare to write you this letter and because I also think we're even a relative, well that's what Maíta told me, like distant cousins, because we are from the Furrial named López like your grandfather, we live near the Wilfredo Idrogo stadium, who still takes care of the donkey Will, where we have had an empanadas stand on the corner for 15 years, we make them as you want, with dogs, shredded meat, I dominate with carrot, even those with potatoes and cheese that you put bread in it if you want.
I tell you that there were some people from Caracas who went crazy with the empanadas, they told me that I had to go to Caracas, they hired me and I came from the Furrial, now I'm in Altamira at your command.
This weekend, on Friday at around six in the afternoon, some customers showed up at the place, when I noticed, they were those of the opposition who were on the outside like the guayabera, after the CNE accepted the resignation of the Philosopher and the entry of the diplomat who was guarding. There were Rosales, La Solórzano, “Caiman with a dream” Barboza, Biaggio “Cauchito” Pilieri, Ángelo Palmeri, Luis Emilio Rondón, José Luis Cartaya, Alfredo Ramos, “El Cacique Taparita” Andrés Velásquez, Freddy Superlano, María Beatriz Martínez, Simon Calzadilla, and others, who must be unknown celebrities.
La Sayona was missing, which I'm sure it wasn't because that one disgusts empanadas, so say you eat chicharrón with hair. What they said was that she had given as an excuse that she was going to consult La Rodriguera. At that moment, María Beatriz jumped out and said that she did that before and after every meeting, but it was not known if she was a psychologist or a sorcerer to clear her dark future.
They arrived, sat down and ordered, but before the empanadas were distributed, they continued with an inconclusive argument despite having reached an agreement. And this is what I heard, prepare yourself a guarapo my compai because this is very good:
The Philosopher is paler than the Chinese ocumo and indignantly said: I don't want office, what I want is to go to hell, they already left me without a presidency, without a governor, they almost left me without a party and with the campaign they played as a traitor I was the most burned doll on Easter Sunday, I am more foolish than unsalted fish.
Between his teeth, “El Cacique Taparita” Velásquez said: What happened is that this time you couldn't repeat the strategy with five for the candy, because what you lacked was balls, which is where the gringos have pressed you. That's when Cayman with Sleep called me and asked for a cloth napkin. Chachoooooooooooooooooooo! , before saying that the position he wanted was that of Chancellor of the Republic, but they gave him everything. They told him no, that this was not for him, that this was negotiated with Ramón Guillermo Aveledo, because he was the one who handled the negotiation. “He has La Sayona in his pocket and he's the one who speaks for Edmundo,” said "Cauchito" Pilieri.
Then, Calzadilla said “that he should rather be called EdMudo, because no one even knows how he speaks”. What's more, they said that the yellow cover candidate shows that between him and Ramón Guillermo they are fighting, but that was an agreement to pass the filter of VP and La Sayona.
I got another table from my company, I'm going to attend to them and see what I hear. I'm leaving you because I have a full restaurant. If you put me out on the show, it's because you liked the information. I have noticed that there is a lot of squalid people here, that they don't leave a tip, but they do leave a lot of information that I hope will help you with El Mazo.
May Vallita protect you and if you pass through Altamira don't stop passing by because here I have a bottle of ponsigué caleta.
If you are interested in the data you can write to my email: empanadadechuito (arrobar) elguiso. com.