Let's run it has been said! Find out what La Sayo and Juanito Alimaña are up to after the discovery at USAID

Published at: 12/02/2025 09:57 PM

February 12, 2025
Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club Hello

Gordooooooooo! , Chubby! How are you? God! , today I congratulate you doubly. Happy Youth Day! because with that energy and that spirit you seem like one of those super cool kids, and of course, baby boy! , congratulate you because you have been doing the program that makes Venezuelan politicians fight and cry the most for eleven years, hahahahaha! , God! I've never told you, but you're like the bittersweet sauce they serve in Chinese restaurants, damn it!

Oh God! , I still remember when I dared to write to you for the first time, I was a sifrine from the Country Club writing to a super Chavista guy with a small town like you, hahahahaha! , it was a lot of fun because I never thought you were going to answer me, much less that you would dare to come to the club, knowing that they were going to confuse you with the parquero, good God! , let's be clear, you're not the most elegant when it comes to dressing either.

It turns out that in 71 letters I learned to love my country more, I learned to transform my hours of gossip into real intelligence content, and all for what? , good! to be able to deactivate the plans of my best friend: Cori Machado and her group of lousy people, who always try to leave us without a homeland. God! , a lot of people wonder why if Cori is one of my best friends, then I keep telling you about her plans? , the answer is simple God! , I've been running away from bad luck, from the karma that Cori leaves wherever he steps.

Plus, Diosdado José! , I don't feel bad giving you something to talk about Cori, because she should rather thank you that she's still on your show, because damn it! , Cori is “forgotten and lost”, hardly anyone even names her anymore. MY LITTLE COCOON OF ALLELÍ, I'm going to tell you a secret and by fa, it's a secret, bone! , you shouldn't say it, now Cori spends a lot of time talking to the mirrors, she's crazier than ever, and when she doesn't talk to the mirrors, then she zooms in with whatever lice or lice gives her a little space, Diosdi! hahahahahahahaha I died, dead!

Well MY TAMARIND CAKE, imagine that if they don't talk about Cori much less talk about my uncle the Unclean. That story is long and sad, Diosdado José, I'm going aside! So make yourself comfortable. Uncle Inmundo had to walk ashore when he realized that neither in the United States, nor in El Salvador, countries where he wanted to live, opened doors for him to stay, so he is thinking of returning to Spain knowing that no one will protect him there and that his asylum is under observation. For now, uncle's plan is to continue to Germany, to attend the Munich Security Conference (MSC), a forum where you enter by invitation, but there they range from analysts, journalists, businessmen, to political leaders. In the case of my uncle Inmundo, he doesn't go for any of the above reasons, but a businessman who donated to that forum bought his invitation, definitely Tio Inmundo never tires of being a “riceman” (rice farmer), what can uncle know about security? Behind this comes a communication circus ordered by Cori, and you read well because I'm going to read you the future. In that forum will be Little Marcos and JD Vance, the Vice President of the United States, who, on orders from Catire Trump, will meet with Zelensky. Cori will try to get my uncle Inmundo to take a picture with one of them, and all of Cori's communication employees are ready to sell the show, I mean!

MY MANGO JELLY, like my uncle and the scoundrel of my aunt Mercedes what they like is the good life, drinking whiskey, champagne and traveling, they are going to Switzerland on February 18 to be present at a Human Rights forum organized by an NGO and the UN. God! , let me clarify, before the lie dealers say that it was an invitation from the Swiss government, bone! , no! , nothing to see! , this is a private event where they will also give Tío and Cori a “courage” award, hahahahaha! But “Diosdado José” that's a very bad joke, if my uncle Inmundo is afraid of frogs and Cori can't see a cockroach, by the way, what courage can Cori have if all he has done is hide while sending people to the streets, but well, if you pay, you have the right to receive his prize.

My uncle Inmundo has definitely become unpresentable. MY DULCITO DE LECHOZA, you don't know how sad it is to hear my uncle Inmundo lie when he says that his son-in-law, the husband of my cousin Mariana, is subject to forced disappearance, something that is totally false. My aunt Mercedes told me that Uncle Inmundo knows where his son-in-law is, and he also knows that he is in prison for planning acts of terrorism, but uncle no longer cares if the boy is free or not, both he and Cori, they only use prisoners to advertise.

God! , my Uncle is so depraved, he doesn't even take care of his forms anymore. Notice, first he appears on Friday, February 7, in a video reading the lies that Cori writes to him, there he says that he is not going to rest until he achieves freedom from exile, but the next day, on Saturday 8, he was drinking whiskey and eating at the Canton Hall of Panama in Punta del Este, where I'll send you the video. I'm also sending you a photo sent to me by my aunt Mercedes mocking Nitu Pérez's lousy girl, right what guy looks like a drunkard from a medicine cabinet? please rrr!

MY CREOLE CHEESECAKE! , while my uncle lies effervescently, Cori is desperately trying to get out of the corruption scandal at USAID and other federal agencies in the United States, but there's no way, everything is tainted. Cori has never been accountable for the money she has been receiving from the NGO SUMATE, since 2002 through NED, nor has she been accountable for the millions of dollars she received for the 600k Primaries network and for the election of July 28, 2024, just to name the most recent cases, Diosdi! , Cori has filthy hands and that will be known very soon.

Along the same lines of the scandal for stealing money from North American taxpayers and the assets of Venezuelans, my manicurist, “la Maryuri”, Diosdi, tells me! , don't laugh because she has a lot of informants in Miami because she does her nails on very famous people. Good! she told me that Gustavo Guaidó's louse, the brother of Juan Guaidó's louse, is already in the process of leaving Miami because he defrauded several people, including my friends. God! , when Juan Guaidó was the super president of Mentirita, Gustavo asked for a lot of money in the name of the supposed “cause of freedom”. The fact is that Gustavo Guaidó asked that the donations be made in the name of some companies that they had created to clean the money, but he didn't expect that the donors, as it should be, were going to declare those donations to the IRS, which is the equivalent of SENIAT here, the problem arises because Gustavo Guaidó's rascal did not declare those revenues and created a problem for the donors who did declare. Well, God! , to tell you, among the donors there are two friends of mine who are now trying to sue in order to save themselves from the IRS, all bad for the Guaidó family! , by the way, Gustavito likes Mercedes Benz trucks so much that he had four in Miami, we'll see how many he buys in Spain.

MY OREO ICE CREAM COOKIE. The international community doesn't even talk about Cori's fake acts anymore because they realized that Cori is more showcera than Magali Meda when she's chubby and pinkish, she appears on the networks saying that she is hungry, that's why no one talks about the so-called acts anymore, and it's up to Cori to see what new film is being put on. The problem is that when Cori feels lost and trapped, she turns to Gabriel García Márquez's magical realism and begins to invent some crazy stories, as well as her romantic relationship with you, Diosdado José! I think that deep down in her heart Cori longs to sleep with a Chavista, but well let it be someone else who does that task, I don't know tell Potro Álvarez, tell Francisco Ameliach, I don't know, but I don't want it to be you.

MY LITTLE TAIL WITH MILK. The new topics of Cori and his lice for this month are: the false positive that our country is a threat and that is why it is urgent that they intervene from abroad. Cori asked several of its employees, such as Sebastiana Barraez, Orlando Avenaño, and others, to say that Venezuela is no longer an unusual and extraordinary threat, as Barack Obama's louse described us, but that Venezuela is a continental danger. God! , that makes me very angry, because when he says “Venezuela”, he brings us all in, by the way, there is no greater danger than Cori, my aunt Corina Parisca and my uncle Inmundo when they get drunk, please! As the issue of Hezbollah was made unbelievable by the peace process that Catire Trumo is trying to build with Israel, now Cori has ordered the spread of the narrative that North Korea is operating in Venezuela in a secret way, you see, Cori changes subjects with an irresponsible ease that amazes, one day of this they will invent that Chavism paid Trump to do what he is doing.

MY GUARAGUARA SOUFFLE! Jordan Goudreu, who is not Chavista, you know? the mercenary behind Operation Gideon, no longer looks like a fan but rather an air conditioner with everything he's revealing. He has confirmed what we already know and what the government of Nico Maduro has said from the beginning, the poor guy was hired and then left lying around like an old doll. The interesting thing about this is that neither the lice of Lester Toledo, nor Vecchio, nor Julio Borges, nor Juan Guaidó, much less Cori, have been able to deny what Goudreau said, from the plans to assassinate Nico Maduro to the blatant theft of “humanitarian aid” from USAID, fat bone! , there is nothing worse than a mercenary acting as a despised couple, counting all the crimes in the midst of their pain.

Now my baby! , the lousy of the interim period plus Cori, sold themselves like the Robin Hoods of contemporary history, but they ended up being the Sheriffs of Nottingham, that is, they sold the story to Venezuelans abroad, that they were stealing assets from the government of Nico Maduro to give it to the poor and to migrants, when the real truth is that they stole them from the people, to keep them.

My pretty sky! Cori confessed two very important things to me last night. The first is that the fight with Magalí, who is out of control, is affecting her, but Cori misses her a lot, more than poor Gerardo, especially on Friday, which is the day of love; the second thing she told me is that she is concerned about the capture in Colombia of some members of the Aragua Train because those, in particular, are part of the group of criminals that Iván Duque and Álvaro Uribe had taken to train them in Colombia. God! Cori is very afraid that her true connection with them will be known; and the third thing that worries Cori is that you will find out that she is going to participate in the April elections, but through other people.

God, Friday is the day of love and friendship, I hope you'll send me my little message early, because then I'll turn off the phone, Cori is going to get intense and I don't even want to answer her. One last thing, you don't think it's strange the disappearance of the minister of popular power for falsehood, Delsa Solórzano. Diosdi, I thought and said to myself: “My own self, is it that Delsa Jennifer is quiet trying to bring in candidates to participate in the regional and parliamentary elections in April behind Cori's back?”

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu