Learn about La Sayona's new plan against Venezuela in its desperation for power (+lies)

April 09 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I'm a little stressed out because I had to change my plans at the last minute. I had met my friends at the club, to go to FurriaYork to vacation at Easter, but God! With that macabre silence of Cori, I preferred to stay and watch her, because you know that my poor friend lost her mind a while ago and when she's quiet it's because she's desperate, and that's just when she starts to invent bad ideas. But God or Joseph! Don't come to believe that I'm going to stay at home, no sir! , I keep an eye on Cori and the other in the pool because I bought myself a super swimsuit, divinooo! By the way Diosdi, do you wear bikinis or do you bathe with chores? , you'd better not answer me please!

MY RUBBER CAKE! , all this week there was intentional silence on the part of Cori, Tío Inmundo, and the Lice Cartel, because they are avoiding talking about important issues such as migrants, sanctions, the plan of aggression from Guyana and the Essequibo. Although with a little shiver, I confess that I was starting to like the silence until Cori reappeared today just like a guacharaca, because Marco Rubio's lousy, who is her new public relations manager, gave Cori permission to speak because she wants to try to improve her image after all Venezuelans, including me and our friends in high society, realized that Cori is to blame for everything our migrants are going through and of wanting to ruin the country with sanctions.

MY COCONUT CANDY! , I confirm that Cori has been crying to Marco Rubio for a week to help her get up after the damage done by María Elvira Salazar's confession where she assumes that she and Cori are working together to destroy Venezuela, with that message Cori cannot say that it is an invention of the Chavistas, that's why Cori begged Rubio to please do something, and Little Marco, who instead of acting as Secretary of State, seems more like Crosti, the clown from The Simpsons, took advantage of his speech on Trump's son podcast to say that Cori was “very courageous”, good God! I don't know if that is a help for Cori or the last shovel of dirt because with that Marco Rubio assumes that he is very proud of his “good girl” who does everything they ask of him.

God! How can you call Cori courageous, if she, from the comfort of her cigarette and wine bottles, asks that innocent Venezuelans be deported to El Salvador or that they suffocate us as a country? God or Joseph! , with everything that has happened in the last month, I can tell you that Cori, in order for her to have a better reputation, will have to be born again and in that other life I don't want to be her friend, well!

But helllllouuuuu! Who's birthday is next Tuesday? I am anxious to know if Cori is going to congratulate you, you know that she spends 24 hours a day thinking about you. By the way, she's furious because you got the thing out of the movement COME! , she said that she will invent another name and that she will be the only one to know it until the day of the release, she is blaming Delsa Jenifer for gossip, do you remember her? The girl with the black hair you once took the campaign to? Bone aaaaaa! please orrrr!

MY CAMBUR COMPOTE! , pay attention. Yesterday, a meeting was held to talk about Cori and his famous liberation plan. The CEVEU, which is the Council of Businessmen of Venezuela, brought together businessmen, friends of the club, fellow students and personalities from Caracas's high society who have always been friends with Cori. This was in the Meeting Room on the 2nd floor of the Europa tower on Francisco de Miranda Avenue, where the special guests to speak on behalf of Cori were David Morán, advisor to Cori and Melquiades Pulido, coordinator of Vente Venezuela. Take a deep breath and I'll tell you what happened at that concert.

One of the businessmen asked if Cori has a concrete plan, and Cori answered that the plan right now is to have PATIENCE to wait for the great moment of DISOBEDIENCE. Cori also added that she is in “THE CONQUEST OF RESOURCES”, baby! I don't know if champagne is disliking me, but I didn't understand “the conquest”, I suppose Cori talks about looking for money with other financiers mortgaging the country, because his finances have been in the red since your friend the handsome, the handsome, of the minister, removed more than 16 tons of magic dust from him.

When some attendees asked if the gringos are supporting Cori, David Morán said that Cori was amazed because she never thought that Trump would do everything Marco Rubio asked him to do with regard to Venezuela, God! , that means that Donald Trump was, in 2019, the puppet of Juan Guaidó and Leopoldo López, and now he is the puppet of the Crazy Cubans, all bad for a president who claims to be the master and lord of the world. But the thing doesn't end there. Another of the attendees asked for time to see any result of the supposed plan, Cori answered directly and said that she didn't know, that there is no exact date, that for now they should trust her and help her work to create the environment conducive to “CIVIL AND MILITARY DISOBEDIENCE”.

God! When I heard that I wanted to faint, even if it were in your arms. Some of my friends, who are serious businessmen, rejected the proposal saying that Cori's plan sounded like an invitation to generate a civil war, that they were not satisfied with that warlike language and were shocked when Cori assumed that if Nico Maduro doesn't hand over power “a war is coming here” and closed with the phrase “may God support us”. God or Joseph! Is that why Cori is organizing prayer chains for the Christ of Mercy? Does Cori really want to lead us to the death of brothers against brothers, or is it just a cheap show to try to show that she does have a plan up her sleeve?

God or Joseph! Listen to me! , the highlight of that meeting was not that, I recommend that you drink water and take a deep breath because this new invention by Cori is not easy. David Morán said that Cori is the only person to whom my friend, the first fighter Cilia Flores, was willing to shake hands to hand him power over, God! , please ooooor! , the truth is that you have to be very crazy to say that and be very foolish to believe it, because my friends Cilita would never shake hands with Cori, but hey, that's his new lie and Cori told the gringos to defraud them.

MY MAJARETE WITH CINNAMON, this is the moment where I'm going to become toxic. When you add up these meetings that Cori is doing and what Cori said today in her interview “that she is silent because she is working”, it is nothing more than the final strategy that I have been alerting you to. Cori is looking for something of greater magnitude to happen to open the door to my friends the gringos, she is no longer in the stage of getting them to recognize my uncle Inmundo as president because she knows that's not going to happen, what's more, Cori doesn't want that, she's never going to trust my uncle Inmundo. Today Cori is living in her most harmful, most poisonous phase, she knows that if Nico Maduro keeps the economy stable and companies in the oil world resist, as is happening, to fall into the blackmail and extortion of Catire Trump, the revolution will eternalize and she will have to go to the five-letter hotel or end her days on the golden mile in Madrid.

MY BREAD CAKE WITH RAISINS! , Cori is using the old strategy of lying, of pretending to be powerful when you're at your weakest, so try to make the few fools who still hear her believe that she's working on something big, and I'll tell you what she's referring to. We all know that her plan is to leave the country without electricity and that is what Andrés Velásquez is working on; she will try again to go after the sabotage in PDVSA; to promote a confrontation with Guyana; and what is new in her plan is something that she is cooking from a sister country, but I'll leave that for the next one.

God! , in my town they say that the procession goes inside. In the midst of her lies, Cori pretends to be a tigress, but the truth is that she is very weak and sad, she even became depressed because no one paid attention to her participation in the third Annual Miami Conference on Global Democracy at Florida International University, nor did they review the “Heroes of Democracy 2025” award given to her and my uncle the Unworld, because people know that these conferences and those prizes are paid, but besides, there is a lot hate and resentment towards Cori for supporting our migrants being sold as slaves, people are not stupid and they know that Cori supports the implementation of the law against foreign enemies that affects our compatriots in the United States. God! Induced migration, which was invented by Cori and Crazy Leo to place Venezuela as a regional threat, will end the political life of all of them.

MY FISH BROTH! , tell your friend the minister that Cori didn't like the last assessment he made about the Catatumbo lightning operation at all, especially the discovery of 120 companies linked to money laundering, the confiscation of so many tons of drugs and of course, the dismantling of military camps and the false flag operation, but I'll give you a fact, my baby Gerber! Cori was very worried when your friend the minister reported the loss of alias “Danielito”, he immediately picked up the phone and called his operator in the Sucre Xiomara Sierra municipality, telling him to please change his phone and hide for a few days. I didn't understand much, but I'm sure it wasn't a good thing.

MY MANGO JELLY! Don't you think it's strange that Magalí, who is the queen of scandal, is so quiet? Oh chubby one! The thing is that this story stings and spreads. Magalli Meda's silence has to do with the information being released by her protégé Luis Palocz and the lousy Luis Somaza, that makes her sleepy. I wrote to him this week asking him if he had run out of balance because he had posted almost nothing on social networks about his show at the embassy, and he told me that he was in a dynamic of praying the rosary so that Palocz would lose his voice and give Somaza dementia, hopefully soon your friend the minister will tell us about this.

MY RICE PUDDING! Cori and his band are thinking about how to publicly attack the May 25 election because they have their violent plans, but in addition Cori has more than 40 names infiltrated the different models of “outgoing” candidates for the National Assembly. Cori told me that she doesn't care about governorates, that her greatest interest lies in the National Assembly because of parliamentary immunities, international friendship groups, representatives of the Parlatino and the Parlasur. He also told me that he sent infiltrators into the so-called DECIDE group, I'll pass the names on WeChat to you.

MY ANGEL HAIR, and not because of your hair but because of how sweet you are. I suggest you review what is happening at the headquarters of the Canadian embassy in Venezuela, which although it says it is closed, I confirm that there is a lot of movement, by the way, Cori insists that something will happen before the elections.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.