Inmundo González could retire before 28J! María ConIra does not consider her state of health

Published at: 15/05/2024 11:05 PM

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the house with Chávez's face painted on the PSUV card.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Look, Diosdado, I have some very secret information for you that you can't tell anyone. Brother, when I say “to no one” it is to no one, because this information is only known to La Sayo, Chespirito, you and I, if anyone finds out I will fall with the 200 kg that I am overweight.

Primo, on Monday Edmundo González Urrutia alias “Chespirito”, asked María Corina Machado for an urgent meeting, Sayo told her that they were meeting on Tuesday, that is, yesterday at Quinta Bejucal to record the crazy video where poor Chespirito seems possessed by the terror of the afterlife. After that video, Chespirito ordered the blood pressure pill and locked himself in the office with Sayo. I immediately drank the three-phase tamarind juice, with mango and soursop, mixed with condensed milk to make me want to go to the bathroom, go to the toilet on the second floor and be able to peek out the crack in the door.

Diosdado, Edmundo González alias “Chespirito”, told María Corina that she should consider her health condition, so please don't abuse her resistance because maybe she had to retire before 28J. He told him that his doctors in Spain are asking him to rest, to remember that he had to travel to Spain as an emergency at the beginning of the year to resume his prostate treatment and control his stomach, that the pain down there makes it difficult for him to walk. Brother, I kept listening to all this while my belly nearly exploded from a stomachache.

Primo, Edmundo confirmed to María Corina that he will attend the event this Saturday, May 18 in La Victoria, but on the condition that they do not put him on a walk or get a lot of sun, because he is also suffering from a strange skin disease.

Chespirito also informed Sayo that all this about the candidacy is causing him serious family problems with his daughters Mariana and Carolina because he is not keeping his proper rest. Primo, to confirm that all this information I am giving you is true, watch the videos of Edmundo's visit to the Central University of Venezuela and you will notice that he continues to limp on his left leg and he is walking more and more difficult, slower than AlkaSeltzer in a glass of chicha. I called a neighbor in Maracaibo who is a traumatologist to ask him why Chespirito might be walking like that, I sent him the video and the traumatologist told me that this could be due to several reasons: acute arthritis, cartilage tear or worse, tear of the spine. The truth is that Edmundo is not well, but neither La Sayo nor the MUD care about that in order to move forward with their plan.

God, I'm realizing that Edmundo is more upset than my Farline — 500, poor thing. Taking advantage of the fact that we are talking about Edmundo's visit to the UCV, I inform you that I was very upset because the University authorities did not want to receive it, claiming that they were on the University Council. Chespirito was going to give a lecture in a room that could accommodate 150 people, but only less than 60 students attended. At the end of the paper, some students were killing themselves because of the photo with Edmundo, but others who support Antonio Ecarri's candidacy formed a verguero and rejected Chespirito's visit to the university, stating that his presence responds to political interests and not to the well-being of the UCV.

Diosdado, you know that gossip spread in Maracaibo that at the private meeting between Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” and Edmundo González, Manuel advised Chespirito to take care of María Corina since she was taking him to a dangerous game just to fulfill his personal interests. Manuel told Edmundo that he could count on his full support but that he didn't want to take a picture with La Sayo because she is behind a new conspiracy plan and that he will never sign up again to support a coup d'etat or calls for guarimbas. Diosdado, Rosales told Edmundo that he did not see Maduro losing the elections and that after 28 July he invited him to build a new political block away from La Sayo and his radicals.

Primo, I think Rosales is right. An opponent, also from Maracucho, told me: “You see cousin, that candidate of ours doesn't take shape or conditions to beat Maduro, nor will he be able to get up if he takes a Vitafer jam with a mattress breaker.”

Diosdado, a ñapita: María Corina is already studying the possibility of starting meetings with Benjamín Rausseo, Antonio Ecarri and Enrique Márquez, because she thinks that the Supreme Court could disable the MUD card because of all the legal inconsistencies she has, or because of her own blunders calling to vote out of time.

Well brother, mom sends you a lot of thanks for the Mother's Day gift you sent her, she says that you keep behaving well and that she is praying a lot for you so that God and the Virgin will take care of you when you go out to tour the country in support of Super Mustache.

You take care of me brother, what I love you is dick, I love you more than the giant tequeyoyos that sell in “Pipo Cupcakes” on October 18, here in Maracaibo.