He will dismiss Inmundo! Find out what La Sayo's plan is to get support from the US

Published at: 26/03/2025 09:06 PM

March 26 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? , I'm super excited, damn it! , yesterday I went to Maturín to watch our Vinotinto game because I'm not going to let Cori and her friends steal our happiness and peace. I didn't have time to go to your town, besides the last time I was bitten by mosquitoes and you told me that this was a therapy to rejuvenate, really! you cheated on me.

Chubby! , you can imagine that Cori is on bad luck because she can't understand how the country maintains its joy and enthusiasm, even in the midst of all the aggressions that she coordinates, supports and celebrates, with my friends the gringos. Not a single post supported Vinotinto, once again demonstrating its incoherence and hatred against the country.

MY TORTICA DE AUYAMA! Although it hurts to say it, I think the time is coming to send Cori on vacation to the asylum. Cori's madness surpassed political fanaticism and her desire to get to Look at Flowers! , (say it well and don't laugh because you know English). God! , the thing about Cori is no longer crazy, it's evil and that's different. I'm her friend, but I don't agree that Cori continues to negotiate more sanctions, more suffocation, and more pain for our people, our migrants, and our country.

MY BATIBATI ICE CREAM! I spoke to all our friends at the Merici Academy and the golf club, believe me, if they lock Cori up in the asylum we won't miss her, Cori crossed the line. By the way, before starting to write to you, Cori called me on signal and told me that she has everything ready to launch her new movement, this time she didn't want to release the name because she says you're a filthy copycat and you're going to take it away from her. God! I asked her where she was going to get the money for this new adventure, because her finances for terrorism have been dry since your friend, the minister's “cute eyes”, shut down the criminal gang business and he's closing his drug trafficking business, osseaaaaaaaa! Please oooooooo!

But that story doesn't end there. God! Cori told me that he got some unwary people from the oil world, they gave money in exchange for Cori putting them first on the list to sell PDVSA to them. The very innocent “in quotation marks” bought Cori three “happy boxes” like the one I sent you last week, of course! , the problem with those little boxes is going to occur when they discover the doll inside, I won't say anything, but there will be signs, really! I think those bitcoins were lost because my girl is now managing everything in cryptos because the minister has red balls.

Diosdado José, listen to me! , Cori's new move is to stop leaving the Unitary Platform. Cori wants to be the only channel with gringos who are asking for results. My sweetie! , I heard that conversation and textually they said to her: “María Corina if you generate internal conditions we will move forward with you”, so Cori is desperate to activate violence because she knows she doesn't fill a block. Cori says that her movement will be broad, so large that she plans to include the so-called communists and former Chavistas who are there, even if she has to take loratadine, you know that all these people cause allergies to Cori.

MY FRITTER WITH FRESH CHEESE! , now comes the seriousness of the matter. The louse of Andrés Velásquez is one of those who is helping Cori with this new adventure, and he told a businessman two days ago, I send you the name through WeChat, that they are working on a plan called “Total Collapse”, that is, to help deepen the effect of the sanctions and the blockade of my friends the gringos, they are committed to attacking the electrical system, aqueducts and oil installations, seriously! I can't believe it errrrrr!

MY BOLIBOMBA CHEWING GUM! Cori is no longer interested in the supposed minutes, nor my uncle the Unclean, nor to say that she won on July 28, all that was left behind. Cori wants to focus on building the internal disaster because she knows that Uncle Inmundo has already died, I mean, that story that he is the elected president. By the way, Cori told me that she doesn't intend to put more money into Uncle Inmundo and to see how he copes in Spain.

Well my baby Gerber, you know that I am a licensed gossip, that's why I can't be silent about the hypocrisy of Cori and Magali. It turns out that Cori is the only one who believes that no one has noticed her fight with “MAGI”, who, by the way, is what Cori says to Magalí in private, but for the first time Cori dared to say it in public so that everyone believes that they are friends, you know, cheeks stuck. God! , nothing could be further from reality. The fights between them are in full swing, especially since Magi knows that Cori is more lost than Lindbergh's son, and that Cori has no capacity to get them out of the embassy. That's why my friend Magalí decided to undertake his own efforts behind Cori's back.

But the gossip doesn't end there! MY FURRIAL MANGO JELLY! You are well aware that Magali continues with the idea of negotiating with you and with Nico Maduro, but on the sidelines, she began to build bridges so that Pedro Sánchez, the president of Spain, will help her get out of the embassy where she got into on her own. Chubby, bone! I want to understand, but I don't understand. Magalí was the first to order the activation of laboratories and the swarms of journalists paid to attack Zapatero and Sánchez when my uncle Inmundo fled Venezuela, not to mention that Magalí, Cori and the legion of the Lousy, allied themselves with Spanish extremism, say VOX, and now Magalí asks him for help? I don't know how to write it in Spanish for you to understand me, but as they would say in your town the FurrialYork “look go! They are desperate then!”

MY SUSPIRITO! , since we are talking about Magalí and his desperation to leave the Embassy, I tell you that on Thursday, March 20, the five lice celebrated one year since their self-confinement, I even sent them a card that said “Happy Birthday my loves”, God! , I confess that I wasn't going to do it to respect the show they put on where they supposedly are super bad, that everything is super dramatic, you know! they are a mix of the episodes Of The Rose of Guadalupe with Laura in America, that's why no one in the International Community believes them, but when I saw them so happy, when I saw Claudia painting with her 250 dollar watercolor kit, the other with her Macayas, Magalli so chubby and pink, when I saw their grills with wiskicito, then I said to myself: “myself, they look super relaxed, don't get involved”, so I sent them roses, balloons and chocolates, they are so cute, Bone! I'm doing so much at that embassy!

MY PICHI BABY! , have you ever wondered why Magalí sends a message to Pedro Sánchez, his archenemy, and not to other presidents? , the answer is very easy, because she also wants to go live on the golden mile in Spain like my Uncle Immundo and walk along Serrano Street, but besides, Magalí wants to take advantage of charging Tío for everything he has done to them, she told me that she wants to finish burying him. MY RICE AND POTATO CUPCAKE! , do you know since when Magali doesn't write the name Edmundo in her X account? , since October 24, 2024, I'll leave it there for you.

MY LITTLE CARROT PIG! , since we are talking about my uncle Inmundo, I must remind you that last week I gave you some previews on Cori's plan to disappear my Uncle Inmundo from public opinion and from the communication scene. As always, I was not mistaken, Cori, through her friends at consultants21, set up a supposed survey with a company that is more yellow than the replicas of my Louis Vuitton wallets sold through Mercado Libre.

ClearPath Strategies is called the scam that Cori used to kill two birds in one shot, let's say shooting. This pollster came up with a supposed study to say only two things: One, that almost the entire country loved and was fascinated by sanctions, and two, that my Uncle Inmundo is falling dramatically in the polls, because according to them, Cori also dropped, but very slightly hahaha! Let me laugh at Diosdado José. Watch MY PATTY WITH BREAD! , when Cori allows something like this to be published, it's because the real numbers are much worse, and I'll tell you the truth because she shared with us the private study that Felix Seijas did, where Cori has 16% and my uncle Inmundo 9%, but hey, the most important thing for Cori is that she leaves my uncle in ridicule and takes away the conversation, because Cori says that she is the one who is above, not him. The truth is that Cori's stories are only believable in Miami.

Speaking of Miami, MY SARDINE LATICA WITH SODA CRACKER! , Cori told me grade 33, that she has an affair with the “Crazy Cubans” by María Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez and Díaz Balart, who are upset because it turns out that my girl sold them, with total and complete security, that you and Nico Maduro were the leaders of the Aragua Train, and those like faithful sheep sold that plan to Little Marco who in turn sold the idea to Trump. Turns out my friend El Catire is very angry because his intelligence chiefs are telling him that's a lie, so here comes the chain of scolding. Cori is silent with very upset nerves, she knows that she lied and exaggerated about the Aragua Train and my friends Trump will not forgive being seen as a fool, by the way, as Guaidó and the Crazy Leo did in 2019. God! Trump should think better if he wants to continue being the useful fool of Cuban extremism and Venezuelan extremism, please!

By the way, fat boy, pay attention to me that this is the part where I get toxic. I thought that Cori's silence regarding the aggressions in Guyana was my own decision, because I found out that the one who is advising Cori on this issue and helping with the relationship with ExxonMobil, is Humberto Calderón Berti himself, they are caught.

MY OVOMALTINA FROM TUBITO! , I read you the future, and then I'm going to play tennis. Soon you will see the media revival of Cori, because with the cryptos they gave her, she set fire to the factory of bots and lies; the campaigns of destabilization and uncertainty with the dollar will continue; they will continue with the narrative of the Cartel of the Suns because the Aragua Train is no longer credible; Cori hired a separate lobby to declare terrorist forces to the DGCIM, the FANB and the PSUV, after asking the military to do something; Magalí will send Richard's son Blanco to pull Oliver López's ears out for betraying Cori; Cori will send Xiomara Sierra to try to reactivate Petare's little commanders, so tell Pedro Infante; and Carlos Ocariz, who is being impartial now, plays with Xiomarita.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team