He dropped the show! Find out why La Sayo was upset after the suspension of Rawayana's tour

Published at: 04/12/2024 10:25 PM

Wednesday, December 04, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says I AM SWORN IN ON JANUARY 10 WITH MADURO.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Primo, if you are standing, I recommend that you sit down and be more comfortable than a gandola driver sleeping in a hammock, because with all the information I bring you about María Corina, alias “La Sayo” and the fascist opposition, you are going to be crazier than the Chavo of 8 trying to learn the multiplication tables of 7, which is more difficult than driving a tractor on pedals.

Well brother, we're going to start with La Sayo because that joke is still more concerned than Chilindrina when Don Ramón goes to get the bulletin at school, this is due to the new and great failure represented by the march and protest organized by María Corina last Sunday, December 1st, which by the way, was so dented and there was so little attendance, that there were more people in the marriage of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

But that's not all cousin, the community manager of La Sayo tells me, that in recent days María Corina felt so ignored by her own followers and also by the international community that she had to invent the new show at the Argentine embassy in Caracas, where she told her comrade Magalli Meda and Pedro Urruchurtututu that State security agencies were supposedly besieging the embassy, that they had cut off the power, the water and other public services as a method of torture; but the show didn't end there Diosdado, in parallel to all this, La Sayo launched another matrix of opinion that SEBIN was apparently harassing her mother's residence; brother and all this with the objective of distracting attention to implement her real plan, which was to return to the country along the trails of the border with Colombia, since she had received a lot of criticism internally, for having abandoned Venezuela as Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, did months ago.

Primo, the information given to me by the community manager and that I was able to filter with our cooperating patriot “El Cachaco” is that before returning to the country, La Sayo held meetings in Colombia with leaders of paramilitary groups, with businessmen linked to former presidents Iván Duque and Álvaro Uribe and also held meetings with ExxonMobil executives, who demanded that she fulfill her promise to grant them oil concessions in the Orinoco oil belt and on the Eastern Shore of Lake Maracaibo in exchange for the money they are putting in for the terrorist action they are currently planning.

Diosdado, before I forget, I told you that I did what you advised me to keep falling in love with the community manager of La Sayo, last week I didn't take her to the fried pork and chinchurria restaurant on January 23, but rather invite her to the romantic restaurant you recommended, because I began to reflect on what you told me that she might think that I am more ordinary than a transparent pocket and she could be disappointed in me, but don't worry brother because I walk more Concentrated as a Cubito Maggy, I am trying to conquer her heart and I know that before the end of the year I will succeed.

Well cousin, let's continue with La Sayo, as the joke knows that the country is engaged in Christmas preparations, and is not aware of it or the Unworld, La Sayo took advantage of the recent statements of the ICC Prosecutor to distort them and spread a new rumor on social networks that they are supposedly going to put you and Super Mustache in prison, but we all know that this campaign is more false than a mariachi gun.

Diosdado, but what if María Corina is more annoying than her mother when her little toe hits the leg of the bed, is the suspension of the national tour of the musical group Rawayana, since La Sayo had agreed with the leaders of that band to use their concerts as a platform for political propaganda to send messages to their fans (who are mostly young) to join the calls that María will be making Corina. Diosdado, I was able to obtain all this information because one of the Rawayana choristers studied at the high school with our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” and was the one who gave him all this information so that you can send it to your friend, the Minister of Interior and Justice.

Primo, another thing that El Pejoteco sent you to say is that the Rawayana chorister informed her that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, is taking on the task of contacting other musical groups that are inside and outside the country to join this political propaganda campaign that Rawayana was going to lead on her national tour. Primo I'm going to see if through the community manager of La Sayo you can get the list of these groups to send it to you, well not to you, to your friend.

Diosdado like you always ask me not to forget to keep an eye on Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno” and to stick closer to him than gum under a desk, I tell you that our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to say that he heard a call between Simonovis and Leopoldo López, alias “The Princess of Salamanca” where both agreed to start an aggressive media campaign in Venezuela arguing that it is necessary start a civil war in the country with foreign military aid, as is currently unfolding in Syria, in which rebel groups financed by international fascism are generating terror in that nation and trying to assassinate President Bashar al-Assad. Primo, the Reno told the Princess of Salamanca that this could become a good media strategy so that the few followers who still have left forget about the scam of the “Almost Venezuela” platform that they created and in which they defrauded more than 100,000 people; in addition, with this new campaign they could collect new funds in Miami - Washington, Bogotá and Madrid.

Brother, do you remember that you once asked me what was in the life of Andrés Velásquez, alias “Drone Pilot” because he was more lost than the tip of the plastic tape? Well cousin, I'll tell you that Drone Pilot is missing because he has a shithole connected to Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña” because of a copper issue, since Guaidó managed to disburse 1.2 million dollars to Andrés Velásquez through the Central Bank of Venezuela Ad Hoc in exile in 2020 on the condition that Drone Pilot would leave a commission to Juanito Alimaña and good brother, because of this shame that Andrés Velásquez is still alive, he decided to hide for a while to prevent anyone from realizing the worst he had with Juanito Alimaña but that we found out thanks to our cooperating patriots. Diosdado, they are looking for information on the businesses where Andrés Velásquez invested that money.

Primo and since you asked me these days about the political issue in Maracaibo, I contacted our cooperating patriots La Guajira, El Chofer d e Bella Vista and Tequeyoyo, the kids informed me that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, had already decided to demand that primary elections be held to choose the opposition candidate for mayor of Maracaibo in 2025 and in addition, Rosales plans to launch his son Carlos Rosales as a candidate; but that's not all Diosdado, we also found out that three currents of First Justice in Maracaibo are competing for the mayoral office, on the one hand there is the current mayor in charge Adrián Romero, who now does not want to leave his chair, on the other hand there is the former governor, Pablo Pérez, who is also going to demand that primaries be held; and also, he is aspiring to former first lady Vanessa Linares de Ramírez, who continues to say that this mayor's office belongs to her husband Rafael Ramírez, alias “El Negro Ramírez” and for that reason she should be the candidate next year. Diosdado, the truth is that in the opposition there are going to be more pushy about that mayor's office than a fight on the show “Laura in America” and we're going to have more fun than El Chavo eating ham cake.

Well brother I'm leaving you because I have to go downtown to buy the Christmas premieres, besides, I'm also going to go buy the gift of the exchange that we're going to do at home on December 24. Mom tells you that next week she's going to send you some hallacas and the cream punch you sent her to order.

You take care of me cousin, I love you more than a Christmas dish, with an operated hallaca, chicken salad with cooked vegetables and apples, without carrots because I don't like it, rice with slices of sausages, a stewed boy and a big picture of pasta like those who don't deny him anything, with a piece of ham bread in the middle where they are not empty, plus half a ball of ham that mom hides in the room, with her respective three-liter Big Cola and for dessert, if you can, a sweet treat from Majarete, with paledonia and black cake.

What I love you is dick Diosdado, you take care of me.