Gerontophobia or Narcissism? Learn the stories about La Sayona's mistreatment of the Unclean Pataruco

Published at: 10/07/2024 10:50 PM

From: Chuito Salazar López

For: My Company Diosdado

From: Artamira.

Greetings my great brother Diosdado... before opening the restaurant, to start today... as is customary I write to you from here from Artamira...

I tell you that these days a man wearing a hat arrived, all heated and with an Andean accent... accompanied by a young beautiful lady, whose age this man was more than twice his age... sitting very close together at the same table... the young woman called him by the name of Cesar... I once, as always curious, researched on Google and it emerges that he was César Pérez Vivas, an old Copeyan with a history of corruption when he was Governor of the state of Táchira and who traveled a lot in previous years to request sanctions against the Venezuelan people...

César “Pillo” Vivas asked me if I had Andean rice cakes, ground beef and boiled eggs... but I said no, that all there were empanadas with Maíta's seasoning, so he ended up ordering four cheese empanadas only... the young woman who accompanied him just wanted a frappe lemonade. While taking their request, the young woman comforted him with caresses on her shoulder and arm and I was watching in case the caresses went the other way.

César “Pillo” Vivas told him that since it was possible that Sayona, at the beginning of the electoral campaign in Caracas on July 4th, did not let him ride the truck they used to do the show in the Chacao municipality, he would unload complaining about how much he had to walk and how much affected he was to see “NO” with the finger that Sayona did to him from above the truck.

The young lady told her, “you know what that lady is like, it's always the same thing, you complain about her, but you don't say anything to her...” Cesar “Pillo” Vivas replied that she had to shut her up because she had no other choice. Since the gossip was so good I went to get the order quickly, to go back and keep listening.

César “Pillo” Vivas was commenting that the PATARUCO was given a very steep ladder to climb the truck and that it cost him a lot to climb to the top. César “Pillo” Vivas lowered his voice and told the girl that a Colombian correspondent told her that her PATARUCO from Vainita didn't fall, because a railing on the truck was loose and when Sayona saw that, what she did was laugh. The surprised girl commented, “Oh, but that lady is mean to that old man.”

César “Pillo” Vivas sat down with his head and whispered a “yes”. While César “Pillo” Vivas was choking on the empanadas, he kept venting to the girl, telling her that one of the Ramones (Guillermo Aveledo), called him to see if he could toughen up Sayona and talk to her so she wouldn't try to love PATARUCO, and even César “Pillo” Vivas came out that in Barinas state it was last Saturday, a Copeyan from there also called him alarmed because Sayona was forcing PATARUCO to return by road with her, Despite the fact that Dersa Solorzano and himself Freddy Superlandro told Sayona that it was not recommended, according to César “Pillo” Vivas, Sayona told Dersa Solorzano in an arched voice “you're going to have to be left with that old one”.

Among other things, Sayona returned to Caracas, because she was not very happy with the disorder created by Freddy Superlandro and the sabotage of Los Adecos and A New Time... there were a little more people when Manuel Rosales went to Barinas.

César “Pillo” Vivas confessed that things are so serious that in Valencia they still can't agree on what they are going to do when he goes to see PATARUCO and Sayona. Well Diosdado, I thought that César “Pillo” Vivas was going to show off to the young lady, leaving a good tip, he put his hand in his pocket and only took out a piece of candy that he left on the table and the girl felt the pain.

Diosdado, I say goodbye with a big hug. Now if I'm going to open a business to start working...

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