For sectarian! Find out what the plans of the philosopher from Zulia are to take revenge on La Sayo on 28J
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Published at: 17/07/2024 11:22 PM
Wednesday, July 17, 2024.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, facing Pa' Que Luis, in the house with Chávez's face and smile painted on the PSUV card, and a limp poster of Maduro.
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, I informed you that I left in your office all the 1X10X7 forms of the PSUV sent to you by mom from the parish of Santa Lucia de Maracaibo. Mom tells you not to worry about that parish because the PSUV is stronger there than Popeye when it eats spinach. Another thing brother, the spare parts for the Fair Line 500 have already arrived from Maicao, so we are going to have the car 100% operational to mobilize the votes of Super Mustache on July 28th.
Aha brother! , sit at the desk and let's get into the matter. Diosdado , speaking of desks, you know that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, is very worried and at the same time very upset because the event that became the assault on the UCV went wrong for them. This bad move by La Sayo was not well regarded by national and international public opinion, since La Sayo, in an authoritarian way, called for a campaign event with Edmundo González at the UCV facilities, violating their autonomy and ignoring university authorities.
María Corina told me that she was very hurt because she received a lot of criticism on social networks from the same opposition sectors that supposedly “support” her, but that's not all brother, she feigns insanity before the team because we all advised her to suspend that act, but she didn't listen to us.
Hold on to the fact that there is still more. It turns out that La Sayo had not recovered from the cold water bath due to the assault she carried out on the UCV, when she was already receiving information that the director of the DATANALISIS polling firm, José Antonio Gil Yepes, had released the data of a private study which states that Super Mustache will win the presidential election against Inmundo González. When María Corina received this information and realized that it was already viral on social networks, La Sayo spoke the plague of Gil Yepes and even wished him dead.
Diosdado , after all this rice with mango and tamarind, La Sayo called an emergency meeting with the people of SÚMATE to evaluate how things are going with the accreditation of table witnesses before the CNE, brother! Things really got ugly here, since SÚMATE notified María Corina that, 11 days before the presidential election, only 46% of the members and witnesses of the tables have been able to prove it. Diosdado, you know that I'm not very good at mathematics, but I understood that La Sayo and the PUPU are more supportive than a political event organized by Andrés Velásquez.
Brother, you know that in the line of pushchairs in Bella Vista, in Maracaibo, there is a driver who is a member of “A New Time” and is the one who tells us all the details of how the campaign is going in Zulia and what Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher”, is up to. It turns out that this damn thing told us that UNT controlled 78% of the table witnesses in the Zulia state and that they are already accredited to the CNE, but Rosales ordered them to act crazy on election day, because if Chespirito loses in Zulia it wouldn't be because of Rosales, but because of the sectarianism of La Sayo, because of the disorganization of Vente and because of the war of egos between Gustavo Ruiz — Head of Vente Venezuela Zulia and Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”. Brother, as I informed you before, Manuel Rosales will take advantage of the election of July 28 to take its toll on La Sayo even if he takes a thousand photos with her. Brother, the Malaysian man from Rosales swore by La Chinita that he was going to take revenge on María Corina, remember that these two are angrier than Tom and Jerry.
Diosdado, do you remember that I had informed you about Inmundo González's frail health? Do you remember that I told you a few weeks ago that Chespirito was suffering from pain in his lower part, discomfort in his spine, joints and stomach? Well brother, there you have it. Yesterday, while Inmundo was in a church in Petare, next to Carlos Ocariz's seven-soled thief, the man broke down. Fortunately, the medical team that accompanied him revived him, they put him in a van and took him away quickly so that the media would not notice. One of the Inmundo escorts, who is a close friend of mine, told me that Chespirito had a severe headache and convulsed in the van, but according to the escort, Chespirito had left his house with a fever and reported this to María Corina, but she forced him to continue with the campaign agenda because the elections are few days away and Chespirito is unable to recover in the polls.
Brother, everyone in the campaign command is very concerned about Inmundo's health, many of us believe that if he doesn't keep the rest the doctor told him, unfortunately he won't make it to election day, and the saddest thing is that neither La Sayo, nor anyone else, will be responsible for what might happen to Chespirito.
Primo, a few days before the end of the electoral campaign, the meetings in the Unitary Platform, in Vente Venezuela, in Súmate, on the “Edmundo Nos UNE” platform and in Los Comanditos, seem like a wake, because as July 28 approaches, the atmosphere of opposition triumphalism is weakening and there is a lot of concern because nothing is known about electoral structures, the accreditation of table witnesses or who will reduce resources to the regions to finance the logistics of mobilizers and table members. Brother, the carometer in those meetings is scarier than walking through a cemetery at night.
Well cousin, I'm leaving you because we're already leaving La Sayo for Portuguesa, remember to send the PSUV drone to fly so that people can see that the street events organized by María Corina are pure photo and noise.
Brother what I love you is dick, I love you more than a super special patacón, mixed with shredded meat and chicken, with a double slice of zebu cheese, lots of tartar sauce, with an extra serving of very soft little ones, with a 3-liter Big Cola, and for dessert a 3-milk cake with chocolate chips and some egg cookies dipped in guarapo.