First Yoris and now Inmundo! Learn why MariaConira became a grandparent kidnapper

Published at: 24/04/2024 10:32 PM

Wednesday, April 24, 2024.

Patriota Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordoooooooooooooooo! My dear gordis of my life and heart, here I am trying to understand and explain the madness of my friends La Cori, their Excessive Dreaming Syndrome (TEE) is increasing. It's hard for me to abandon it and I have to play the Buddha, I close my eyes, play romantic music and have a glass of champagne. God, I know, don't tell me! , you relax with a carat of mango listening to the Corraleros de Majagual, please!

God! Who doesn't go crazy like that? , when we were starting to get used to the campaign of Corina “the fake” Yoris, Cori appears with a new candidate, the Ninth Edmundo González Urrutia, that's not how it can be. Every time Cori changes her puppet, we have to design a new marketing.

Diosed Joseeee! , I'm super worried, I confess that I don't know how to act. Cori became a grandparent kidnapper, the Ninth Edmundo González is a hostage of María Corina, advise me, could it be that I report Cori to INASS or to SEBIN, what do you say?

On Saturday I was super relaxed brushing my legs and Cori's Luni-Toon (cardboard lunatic) called me to tell me that we should bring the Ninth Edmundo to Venezuela. Oseaaaaaa, I had to coordinate the staging: dressing him, making him up, making him pretty, buying the pampers, looking for the macaws and taking the photos, but that wasn't that easy. On the one hand, Cori wants to keep control of everything and differentiates them with Barboza, Aveledo and Ramos Allup's Dino-Dino, they begin to flourish.

My friends the gringos can't imagine the headache that comes to them when they start fighting over resources, and I'll tell you more, I just arrived from the meeting that was held with the Ninth Edmundo at the headquarters of A New Trick, which Cori didn't attend, she made excuses that she had some occupations, but the truth is that Cori despises them, she feels that she already got what she needed, the rest doesn't matter to her. God! My stomach broke down, these people are just waiting to see how much resource they will have, so Cori asked me to open a lot of cryptocurrency wallets so that we could control the flow of money and not share it with the filthy MUD.

Now, everything is going wrong for Cori, very badly, even though the money-financed media machinery of ExxonMobil and the corrupt bankers in the United States say that everything is going well. The international community didn't buy any of Cori's “tantrums”, she was convinced that my friends the gringos could beat you, so Cori dared to say “without me there are no elections” and she had the luxury of insisting on more sanctions.

Diosdi , Cori's plan was always for them to impose her candidacy from outside, although she had her eye on the Ninth Edmundo, who always expressed himself as “the old man with the cover”, but on April 18, when Cori fell into reality and assumed that the gringos could not impose it, that no new sanctions arrived and the reimposition of sanctions was not as she expected, Cori decided to change plans and thus “Unworldly for everyone” was born world”, people still don't realize that they are part of Cori's macabre game.

Little God, beautiful in my heart, my baby Gerber who doesn't break a plate, I must confess something very serious to you, I am part of a crime. On Friday, April 19, after choosing the designated puppet, I was part of the group that incinerated the letter of resignation of the Ninth Edmund, although bad tongues say that someone has a copy.

I'm exhausted, yesterday we stayed until the night at Helen Fernández's house, the Cori is in secret meetings behind the backs of the MUD and the Ninth González Urrutia. Among other things, there was discussion about the strategy of sugarcoating former ministers and people close to President Hugo Chávez, and I warned Cori that this is dreadful, that even Chavism does not want those people.

Today we went to the event of the Venezuelan Academy of Language for the incorporation of the “False” Corina Yoris, I tell you, we couldn't get the Ninth Edmundo to accompany us, because in the afternoon he had to go to the meeting with the MUD and as you understand that man can't last two rounds on the same day, Diosdado Joseeeeeee! , the Ninth Edmund needs to take 30 pills a day to be able to stand, remember that he is older than the Roman Empire.

I almost forgot, Cori asked me to increase the salary of Dr. Milos Alcalay, who is helping to communicate more actively with my friends at the U.S. Embassy in Bogota. Since I speak Portuguese, the Cori asked me to talk to some people in Brasilia who are lobbying for President Lula to send electoral observation. God don't call me a drug addict, but that doesn't smell good, keep an eye out.

I'm worried about Cori's mental state. On Sunday, I advised Cori not to release the video that one talking to the country, that she couldn't speak before the candidate Edmundo, and she told me “take a seat, I'm the candidate”. I also told her to remove from her biography on social networks the part where she says that she is a presidential candidate, and she said no, that she was the candidate, she also insists that 10 days before July 28 she can register, the truth is, Diosdado José, Cori is sick of her head.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu