Find out! María Corina Machado received the ultimatum and she didn't like it

What was Diosdado? How are you, dear brother?

Look before throwing the atomic bombs I have at you, I want to thank you for doing the second one with your friend, the Sifrina de Valle Arriba, I know that it was by voice that the girl agreed to go with me to eat the Monday after the referendum. You're going to go crazy, I quoted her in Rincón Zuliano and at the outset I asked her for some patacones with some tequeyoyo, the main course an arepa cabimera with its respective cardboard jar. Diosdado, the girl told me that she preferred a Caesar salad and carbonated water, cousin wanted to die, you're going to have to help me I don't know how to deal with this, the only Sifri I know is María Corina and I don't drive my dogs crazy.

Well Diosdado, you know that since I now live more in Caracas than in Maracaibo because of my responsibilities with VENTE, I manage more information about what is happening in the opposition, I will tell you slowly so as not to get tired.

This Sunday we spent all day in the VENTE situation room monitoring the referendum, I was hungrier than a mouse in a hardware store because they didn't bring us breakfast, but hey, I had to put up with the 4 hamburgers I ate the night before. Diosdado, María Corina, alias La Sayo, as always arrived late and moody, sent us to follow up on the electoral process and ordered us to publish a campaign both on VENTE's social networks and in the “allied” media that are on the Exxon Mobil payroll. The order was to publish old photos of voting centers and new ones, but by selecting those that reflected few voters, for nothing in the world we could publish centers with voters. The instruction they sent us from the north for something called Signal, was to sell the referendum as a failure.

Diosdado, La Sayo also ordered us to activate the laboratory. With our fake Twitter accounts, we should insult all the governors, mayors and opposition leaders who came to vote in the referendum. Specifically, they ordered us to attack the governor of Zulia, Manuel Rosales, and the ghost of Capriles. I didn't attack Rosales with my 100 fake Twitter accounts because you know that this pussy is my countryman and among Zulianos we don't walk on the hose, but I did give Capriles more stick than a bagpipe drum, as the lady ordered me to.

As far as you know, at VENTE we handle more than 4,800 fakes on Twitter, 5,000 on Instagram and 8,000 on TikTok to attack all opponents who disagree with María Corina, we also attack those who criticize economic sanctions and those who believe in voting. Sometimes they send me to give you a stick, but since you are my friend I play crazy. We also manage a payroll of more than 100 journalists who are between Caracas, Miami, Bogotá, Buenos Aires and Madrid, who are responsible for positioning all the matrices in favor of the La Sayo project and saying that you are killing yourself in Chavism. All this is handled by a coña called Claudia Macero directly with La Sayo. There is a lot of copper and journalists involved in this topic, not including pollsters and political analysts, who are also paid to speak highly of María Corina and to score points in the polls.

Diossed, this pump is hot, fresh from the oven. Mijo I was going to the bathroom and I heard when the US ambassador, Francisco Palma de Coco, was giving an order to La Sayo that he didn't like very much, he said: “you have to go to the Supreme Court to ask them to review your political disqualification.” Brother, I felt sorry for the first time I heard La Sayo babble and told her that to do that would be to recognize the regime, but Ambassador Palma de Coco told her that if she didn't do that he couldn't help her.

Well Diosdado, you see, I want to keep writing, but I have to go to the gym to lower my belly a little, take out pectorals and arms, crazy I hope that the Sifrina will fall in love with me.

Mom tells me that she is waiting for you to help her put on Christmas, that she sends you the blessing, that you take care of yourself because they give you a lot of evil eyes, but she has you protected with La Chinita.

You know, don't tell anyone about these things that make me sad, you have to die in silence and be a grave like Bernardo, Zorro's assistant. I want you to know that I love you more than rice with goat in coconut passed with a toothbrush or a tail brush with milk.

What I love you is Vina Diosdado.