Extremist right wing in the spotlight! Learn why Guaidó could be deported to Venezuela (+USAID)
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Published at: 05/02/2025 11:29 PM
Wednesday, February 05, 2025.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “MADURO CHARGES THEM CRAZY WITH PEACE DIPLOMACY”.
Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.
What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Look cousin, it's better if you put some very comfortable cushions on the chair where you sit. Brother, sit calmly and delicately; move your neck from top to bottom and to the sides; do some of the yoga meditations that Coquito does; tell the cameramen to focus well on you and hold the card harder than a baseball bat because with all the information I bring you you are going to look crazier than María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, when she saw the photo of the United States flag in the palace of Miraflores and Super Mustache talking to Donald Trump's special envoy , alias “El Catire”.
Primo, this letter weighs more than a forced marriage because of all the information it brings, and since you don't like to waste time, we're going to start La Sayo because in recent days she has been more possessed than the doll Anabel, the one in the horror movie.
Brother, our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's Community Manager , told me that La Sayo entered the final short circuit, that is, her fuses stopped fusing on Friday, January 31, when she saw the first images of Dr. Jorge Rodríguez receiving Richard Grenell at Maiquetía airport. Primo, the Community tells me, that María Corina screamed, laughed, cried, all at the same time as if she were possessed by the choarrero spirits of Chavo del Ocho, she also told me that La Sayo screamed more than when a fingernail was being taken out. But that's not all Diosdado, the Community Manager tells me that the final thrust was when María Corina saw the 6 Americans riding the plane back to the US, brother! La Sayo started to get crazier, she said she was going to have a party and she started dancing, smoking, and she also had some drinks. Primo, the next day La Sayo was more groped than Coquito when she stole your rum possession, they tell me she started calling a crowd on the phone and telling them “they left me alone”.
Diosdado , while this new political apocalypse was happening to María Corina, Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire”, suggested to María Corina that she call Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marcos”, to attend to Chespirito in Panama , but since Catire Trump's order , more words, less words, was that they didn't fuck with the Venezuela issue because everything is going well with Super Mustache, and Catire also said that he didn't want anything with that corrupt opposition, Marco Rubio didn't take his picture with the old man so as not to disobey Catire, but cousin, that to María Corina She is worth a dick and she doesn't mind lying, she doesn't mind getting her friends into trouble, so she ordered her longliners, including “Donkey With a Dream”, to come out and say on social networks that she had met personally in Caracas with the special envoy of Catire and that the Immundo met privately with Marco Rubio at a hotel in Panama City, Diosdado, all this is more false than when Don Ramón says he is going to look for work to pay his rent.
Primo, I'll give you a fact, in the United States they are not comfortable with the lies that La Sayo invents to continue selling smoke, just as when she invented that Trump had invited Edmundo to take office, that's going to turn ugly, then don't say he wasn't notified.
Primo, another piece of information sent to you by María Corina's community manager is that since La Sayo knows that Donald Trump, alias “El Catire” sent to uncover the USAID's rotten pot, and that in parallel, the FBI is investigating Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, because of the multi-million dollar embezzlement they did with humanitarian aid resources, which is why María Corina ordered to activate an attack on social networks against Guaidó, López and the entire “Interim Train”, but the joke does not do it for good, but to try to obscure the progress that exists between the US government and the government of Venezuela, but in addition, ordered the attack to target Leopoldo López because he is the one who finances and controls Inmundo González with the money that comes from the commissions that the princess charges for the barrels of oil that are refined in CITGO, as your friend the minister says, they are rats, they bite each other.
By the way, Diosdado, look for a better place in that chair, because I bring you a better gossip than eating green mango with a cube, vinegar and marinade. Our cooperating patriot, who owns several padel courts in Miami, where Juan Guaidó is playing, told me to inform you that Juanito Alimaña set Leopoldo López a fire, because Guaidó asked the Princess of Salamanca to help him seek asylum in Spain before the FBI grabs him for the embezzlement they did to USAID and the Federal Government of the United States directly. Primo, the princess told Juanito Alimaña that he couldn't help him, that it wasn't advisable to do that right now, that the best thing was to hire a lobbying company and a communication consultancy to be able to do damage control for what is coming, cousin, Juanito Alimaña told Leopoldo “if you leave me alone, we'll be in the same cell because I'm going to tell everything”, well cousin, you have to buy cotufas because this gets good.
Brother, but that's not all Juanito Alimaña is worried about, our cooperating patriot El Gringo tells me , that Juan Guaidó learned through a person very close to the White House, that in the negotiations taking place Venezuela, Super Mustache would have the possibility of asking that they deport Juan Guaidó to Venezuela to be prosecuted for the embezzlement of our assets abroad, that is, for the theft of the money that Venezuela had in foreign banks; the theft of CITGO; the theft of monomers; and first of all, be careful, all this is apart from what they received through USAID, by the federal government of the The United States via the State Department, through the European Union, through multilateral organizations, and stop counting. Diosdado, if we add up everything these pussies handled, it can be said that the “Interim Train”, between squandering and stealing, took more than 8 billion dollars.
Diosdado, Juanito Alimaña is more scared than a cockroach in a chicken coop and that's why he's thinking of escaping from the United States. By the way, El Gringo sent you to say that among those investigated by the FBI for being involved in the multi-million dollar embezzlement of USAID are: Juan Guaidó, Fabiana Rosales, Leopoldo López, David Smolansky, Carlos Vecchio, Lester Toledo, José Ignacio Hernández, Roberto Marrero, Marco Aurelio Quiñones, Sergio Vergara, Alejandro Plaz, Yon Goicoechea, Alberto Ravell, Julio Borges, Miguel Pizarro, among other opposition leaders. I'm going to pass the complete list to you on WeChat so that you can send it to your friend the minister of interior and justice. El Gringo says that if they request them here with code red, it will be easier for Trump to deport them because to regularize the status they need a clean criminal record.
Primo, El Gringo says that the other one being investigated by the FBI is Erick Prince's clown for money laundering in the scam of the platform “Already Almost Venezuela” where surely Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno” , will also fall like an iguana from a mango bush for having promoted and participated in this mega-fraud that is already around 2 million dollars and more than 200,000 people defrauded. Diosdado, says El Gringo who heard Reno talking on the phone, is also looking for another country to go to.
Brother, our cooperating patriot El Madrileño sends you to say that Inmundo González is in Panama recounting the fakes that La Sayo made, because he believes that María Corina lied to him and is beginning to realize that he didn't win any elections.
The Madrilenian also investigated why Inmundo González's international tours had stopped , since he now travels more than Luisito Comunicata; it turns out and it turns out that Sayo told Chespirito to go to Israel, but Inmundo told María Corina to consider him and to suspend that trip since it was too long, that I would recall that after the tour in Argentina, he had a health relapse. Diosdado, this is another topic that Sayo has sleepless because if Chespirito doesn't continue with the tour show, people won't even mention it.
Primo like you always tell us to be monitoring what Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”, our cooperating patriot El Paisa, who we have undercover in Colombia, sent you information that I later confirmed with María Corina's community manager. It turns out that Uribe, seeing that Inmundo González no longer stands up even with VitaFer and that Super Mustache is getting stronger, Uribe suggested to La Sayo to resume the plan to infiltrate Colombian paramilitaries in Zulia in order to attack oil production fields in the Eastern Shore of Lake Maracaibo to affect the country's economy and the Venezuelan government's commitments to shipping oil to other countries. According to Uribe, this could slow down Venezuela's economic growth and generate social unrest so that María Corina takes center stage again, so talk to your friend the minister, because the Tren de los Paracos is still running.
Diosdado our cooperating patriot Pejoteco, who was more lost than Adam on Mother's Day, reported today with better information than a Monday when a holiday falls. Primo, Pejoteco sent you to say that someone else who is more concerned than Pinocchio putting out a fire is Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, because he appears in FBI investigations, cousin here among us Julio Borges is involved up to the eyebrows in robbing taxpayers North Americans, but that's not all, El Cejón is so worried that he told Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” to suspend payments for the portals La Gran Aldea, PoliTik, Válvula Política, Tal Cual, El Pitazo and that of the longline journalists they control because all that funding came from fruit and vegetables and USAID.
Brother and since you always ask me not to forget to find out what is happening in Maracaibo, I found out more good information than walking indoors in the house. Primo, do you know that in Maracaibo there is a portal called “Truths and Rumors” run from Chile by a certain Darwin Chávez, alias “The Extortionist” who is dedicated from that website to attacking Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, It attacks the mayors of the region who are militants of A New Time, it attacks the creepy leaders of First Justice, it attacks the uncomfortable people of Voluntad Popular and anyone who criticizes La Sayo. Well brother, so you know that our cooperating patriot Tequeyoyo sent you to say that this medium is financed by Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo” and by a certain Carlos Alaimo, alias “El Viejo” , who is also the owner of the “Final Version” portal. They use the portal “Truths and Rumors” to destroy the philosopher and anyone who does not align themselves with María Corina's terrorist agenda.
Well brother I'm leaving you because lunchtime is coming and that for me is more sacred than Good Friday.
Diosdado I love you more than a “Pipo Cupcake Tray” from October 18, which includes 5 potato and cheese cupcakes, 5 mandocas with a roll of very soft palmita cheese, 5 fried empanadas of shredded meat and chicken, 5 grated cassava chips with cheese and obviously two of those tequeyoyos that you drip when you bite it, of course with their respective 3-liter Big Cola and a teapot of tartar sauce, and for dessert, if Maybe, a Paledonia of those who sell diagonally to the church of Santa Rita with a Soursop brushed with condensed milk and lollipop sticks.
What I love you is dick cousin, you take care of me my brother.