Drugs and paramilitarism! Learn about the links between La Sayo, Uribe, Duque and María Elvira Salazar

Published at: 02/04/2025 08:35 PM

March 02 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? I am here in the club pool clearing my mind and during this leisure time I decided to ask Grok who has the most beautiful eyes in Venezuelan politics? , guess! , he told me “the God of Cabello” so darn it! please rrrrrr! I also asked her: Grok, who is the woman who cares the least about the country and Venezuelans? obvious! Maria Corina.

Look at my Pichi Baby (little baby) the truth is that asking things to artificial intelligence got out of control, from Bukele's narcissist who took a bucket of cold water to my uncle the Unclean who keeps asking Grok every day who is the president of Venezuela, and obviously! Grok calls him “El Nico Maduro”, that's right! hellllooou!

MY EMPANADA WITH BREAD, I'll tell you that Cori is on bad terms with you, last Wednesday she called me as soon as your program ended to tell me that she doesn't know what to do to stop getting into her plans. Cori says that no matter how much she changes places, her messaging and that sometimes she only talks to the mirror, you always know everything, so she couldn't stand Thursday and went out to give “the cockatoo” an interview to try to deny you and do damage control.

By the way, before I tell you about the interview. I tell you that Cori wants to make public the movement with which he is going to finish burying the unitary platform and continue with his terrorist acts, THAT'S WHY HE RELEASED THE VIDEO THAT GIVES TERROR. She wants the movement to be called VEN, but I understand that you already gave that name to the registration platform for those who are going to participate in the 28th of July Movement for Constitutional Reform ¡Diosdi! , I told her not to give it that name, but hey, maybe when she sees that it's being copied from you, she'll change it.

MY CHURRITO WITH HOT CHOCOLATE! In Cori's interview with “the cockatoo”, she demanded that she be introduced as “the vice-president”, that is! She will be the vice-president of the asylum, because the one from Venezuela is my friend Delcy, but hey, it's Cori being Cori! God! Cori is so frustrated with El Mazo that she dedicated herself to explaining to “the cockatoo” everything you had said on the show, which has several hidden meanings hahaha! : firstly, she confirms that Cori does not miss a single episode of “Con El Mazo Dando”, and secondly, Cori has nothing to talk about but to go out and deny herself, because on important issues such as migrants, executions, sanctions and tariffs, Cori cannot speak out because she is the mastermind of the plan “Asphyxiation and Total Chaos” against our people, inside and outside of Venezuela.

Speaking of suffocation. Cori told “la cacauta” verbatim this: “I know that tightening the regime can affect Venezuelans”, really! Chubby! Are you reading that? , Cori openly assumes that he is aware of the harm he is doing to Venezuelans just because of his ambition to try to overthrow the government, definitely all wrong with Cori.

MY PEAR COMPOTE! Just as Cori suffocates the country to try to remove Nico Maduro from power, Cori wants to suffocate her best and worst friends, I refer to Magali Meda and María Elvira Salazar. It turns out that Cori is very angry, last night she spoke very badly about them, she told me that they are disastrous and reckless because they always end up leaving Cori in evidence.

I'll tell you my little baby that Magalí was saved because she had her birthday on Friday, but even so Cori chewed it up because of the post she published on her social network X celebrating that the criminal dollar is being inflated to harm the people, but Cori's scolding was not because of Magalí's happiness, but because Magalí exposed her and Cori's participation in the manipulation of the exchange rate.

Diosdado José, listen to me! Today I'm going to reveal several secrets to you because I love my friends Cori very much, but I still can't sleep knowing that Cori is a traveling poison without a prescription, everything he touches he destroys. That's it, take a deep breath and boot! , Cori and Magalí manage a network of people who exchange cryptocurrencies and dollars! , that way they help to spoil with the exchange rate, good! Your friend the minister knows something about that, and I think several have already fallen, ask him.

The other one that Cori wants to bury alive, even if she is her partner, is María Elvira Salazar, who, possessed by the effects of the magic dust of the night before, let out all the soup of her relationship with Cori, a baby boy! , through a video, María Elvira publicly confessed that all those actions they promote in Washington against Venezuelan migrants, against oil entry into our country, against the Essequibo, are because she receives instructions from Cori and does what Cori orders her to do, please! , darn it! I died dead Diosdado Josée!

God! When Cori saw that video she wanted to die because she knows the effect that this has both on the few followers she still has left and on Chavismo. But my cuddly toy! one may ask who is the puppet here? María Elvira or Cori?

Diosdado José, listen to me! That I will be very toxic with this that I am going to confess to you, take a deep breath and let go again! It turns out that Cori and María Elvira have more things in common than many people think, they are certainly both part of the ExxonMobil payroll and of the energy capital that wants to steal our oil reserves, but they are also daughters of the same political father: Álvaro Uribe, that is, Cori and María Elvira are daughters of Colombian paramilitarism and drug trafficking.

MY LITTLE BOY WITH A CHISTORRA! It hurts me to tell you that my friend Cori took the easy path and got into the dark business of the lousy Álvaro Uribe and Iván Duque, but hey! Cori will never accept it. In the María Elvira case, there are precedents, including legal ones. It turns out that María Elvira is the profile of Álvaro Uribe's lousy, that is, Colombian drug traffickers have a representative in the U.S. Congress.

God reads well! In 2021 María Elvira Salazar received a warning and a penalty from the United States Federal Electoral Commission (FEC) for excessive and suspicious donations, including that of a famous Colombian lawyer and his wife, who turned out to be the same lawyer as Álvaro Uribe Vélez.

Now everything starts to make sense in the puzzle. MY FURRIALEÑO DELICACY! The interest of Cori and María Elvira Salazar in promoting the narrative of the non-existent Cartel of the Suns is an order given to them by the lousy of Uribe to divert attention from the real cartel that they control.

María Elvira and Cori use money from Colombian drug trafficking to carry out their political projects, Cori in Venezuela and María Elvira in Florida but with an eye on Cuba. Diosdado José is coming! , let me cool off with a splash of champagne because what I just told you is very strong.

MY RICE WITH CHICKEN IN A RENA WARE POT! The one who is seeing if she can refresh her image is Cori who couldn't keep silent and that's why she's been saying what she didn't say at the time for two days, although the truth is that the gringos themselves gave her permission to speak because the silence was ending up consuming what little is left of her. Then yesterday she came out saying that she could recover the Essequibo with her ultra special equipment and today she said that she was going to fix people's pain, honestly Cori is a pain in the ass, if she is to blame for what is happening to our people in El Salvador and in the United States, I think, and I said to myself, “myself! the best way to fix that pain is for Cori to lock herself in a room and throw away the key.”

As if that weren't enough, Cori is very angry with our little friend Felix Seijas, the owner of the Delphos polling company, who conducted a study which shows that 66% of Venezuelans DO NOT agree to punish those who do not follow Cori's abstinent line, that is, people are not supporting María Corina's decisions. You can imagine that Cori threw it up and accused him of being a traitor.

MY PAPAUPA CAMBUR-FLAVORED! I'll tell you that my uncle Inmundo keeps going from church to church and not because Holy Week is coming, but because he doesn't know what else to do because his body doesn't work for much and money is starting to get scarce, Cori doesn't help him, and now Spanish businessmen don't even want to see him because of the double tariff that Trump would apply to Spain if he buys our oil, remember also that uncle had the money that his son-in-law stole from him.

Good! , my aunt Mercedes tells me that the only one who is helping him half is Antonio Ledezma's vampire, getting him meetings, some private and some public, like the one he had with the people of Human Right Watch or with an economist today, all to try to justify that he is doing something else, besides drinking whiskey. But I don't know. God! , I see the guy very worn out and very tired, ugly for the picture, I hope I'm wrong.

MY LITTLE YELLOW ICE CREAM! Now I'm going to tell you some ugly things so listen to me! Magalí is paying 200 dollars a week to motorized vehicles to scare people on the street, thank God it hasn't happened to me, but if that happens, Diosdado José! , I don't know how I'm going to react, it's not possible that Cori and Magalí want to see Venezuelans nervous, upset, uneasy, for the simple reason that, since they are not happy then the rest of us cannot be happy.

Along the same lines of evil, Cori continues to work to reconfigure his separatist plan for the West, or do you think that all those drugs, camps and logistics that your handsome friend the minister has achieved in those states are just to play bad guys? God! , since I'm having a good time today I'll tell you another secret about Cori. It turns out that a year and a half ago Cori, Duque, Uribe and other members of the Bad Idea group came to the conclusion that a total takeover of our national territory was not feasible because there is no support from the Bolivarian National Armed Forces, and that is why we had to focus on taking, by paramilitary means, a specific territorial area. In this case, they chose Zulia and Falcón because of their border facilities, their energy and natural wealth, and because they are the favorite corridor where Uribe dreams of moving his drugs.

This plan has been thwarted by your friends the minister over and over again, which is why Cori is publicly silent, but he asks his list of journalists like Ybeyise Pacheco to defend the drug traffickers that your friend is learning. Uribe is starting to get tired, so three days ago he told Cori that either the move is turned around or he will look for other allies.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.