Don't hit one! Learn about La Sayo's new failure and its campaign of lies

Published at: 30/10/2024 09:35 PM

Wednesday, October 30, 2024.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy notice that says MADURO PRESIDENT.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, I don't know how you're going to do it, but the best thing is that you calm down and make yourself very comfortable because with all the gossip I bring you about the fascist opposition, you're going to be crazier than Superman when he found out that the interiors were on the outside.

Well brother, let's start with María Corina alias “La Sayo”, because she is more obstinate than Doña Florinda when Professor Jirafales didn't stop by to drink the “Cup of Coffee”, her obstinacy is due to the fact that María Corina was once again left as a liar with the Fake News case about the death of Popular Will leader Edwin Santos last week, where she, together with Leopoldo López, alias “El Princeso de Salamanca”, Juan Pablo Guanipa alias “Tequeño” Crudo”, and other leaders of the fascist opposition, accompanied by their list of journalists and influencers, wanted to position the matrix that this political leader had been assassinated by State security agencies, but thanks to the investigations of your friend the Minister and the CICPC, it was possible to verify that the leader of Popular Will had died due to an accident.

That by the way brother, with all due respect to the deceased and his relatives, I received information from our cooperating patriots that we have at Popular Will, that Edwin Santos, before his regrettable accident, was very upset with Leopoldo López and Sayo herself because Edwin did not agree with Inmundo González being sworn in as president in exile or with a new call for electoral abstention for regional elections and municipalities in 2025. Our cooperating patriots inform me that the late Edwin Santos traveled to Caracas to formally resign his membership in Popular Will because of all these disagreements.

Diosdado, speaking of Fake News, to all the longline journalists from La Sayo, who said on their social networks that Super Mustache was not going to return from his recent international tour, because according to them he was taking the opportunity to “flee the country”, I tell you that they almost died when they saw Super Mustache with Cilita landing at the international airport of Maiquetía, and by the way, your friend was first and foremost there to receive it. Primo, the worst thing isn't that, but they didn't even have the decency to apologize to their followers. Brother, those journalists are discredited and no one believes them like Don Ramón when he says he's going to pay the rent.

Brother, but I have more information for you about La Sayo so rest assured as if you were going to shave your legs with wax. As I told you in Malay, now María Corina has reduced her circle of trust, she barely writes for SIGNAL groups and has six days left to leave the gap, you understand me.

Diosdado, the community manager of Sayo, told me that in order to control damage due to the rumba that Chespirito threw himself in Madrid and made a trisebillo, María Corina asked to accelerate Inmundo González's trip to Italy so that he could meet Giorgia Meloni and calm down the comments of national and international public opinion, by the way Diosdado, on the Unitary Platform many people are wondering how Inmundo does to finance his luxurious tour of Europe.

Primo, La Sayo, in order to continue his plan to divert attention to the adventures of the Underworld, asked the former rector of the CNE, Juan Carlos Delpino, to give an interview to the longliner Orlando Avenaño, alias “Donkey with Sleep”, to denounce that they tried to bribe him. Brother, it's the same show from Inmundo, they lost their creativity. Primo, Juan Carlos Delpino is a Cara E'Tabla who doesn't know how to get extremists to forgive and finance him.

Primo, other information sent to you by the community manager of La Sayo, is that María Corina is already beginning to define the names of those who will make up the government of Inmundo González in exile, of course she will be the vice-president; with Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, they are negotiating the foreign ministry because Ledezma also loves it and Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, La Sayo offered to be ambassador for the European Union with the aim of diluting the influence of Leopoldo López; the community manager tells me that The vampire Antonio Ledezma wants to send him as ambassador to the United States, but they are fighting harder than Adam on Mother's Day.

Diosdado, our cooperating patriot Pejoteco sent you to say that what he has heard is that Capriles is still determined to set up his own store, but not before he finishes unmasking and wiping out Cejón. Primo, this bratty in PJ will continue and more so with the alliance that Capriles and the philosopher of Zulia, Manuel Rosales, have just made, since they agreed to wait for Sayo and the Unworld to finish burning so that they could go out and sell themselves as the supporters of the vote in the 2025 elections.

Another thing brother, Pejoteco sent you to say that soon the ghost of Capriles will give another interview where he will reveal that the reason why Juan Pablo Guanipa was not sworn in as governor of Zulia was because Julio Borges had already informed the Tequeño Siniestro that the interim government of Juan Guaidó would soon come. Primo, Juan Pablo Guanipa left the government of Zulia because of the large sums of money supplied to him by Julio Borges from the interim term of Juanito Alimaña and because of the theft of CITGO. Hold on to Diosdado, because this concoction between the Ghost of Capriles, El Cejón and Tequeño Crudo is going to last longer than the Loblan boots that dad wore.

Primo and since you always send me to go around the mayor's office of Maracaibo to see how everything is there, I inform you that our cooperating patriot “La Guajira”, who is hidden in the office, sent you to say that the wife of the former mayor of Maracaibo, Vanessa Linares, threatens the mayor in charge Adrián Romero every day, telling him not to forget that he is holding that position thanks to her and that he cannot make any kind of decision if he is not consulted first.

Brother, the tri-verguero is coming to the United States, and my friend Palma de Coco has everything ready to run. Next week I'll tell you why we became friends, by the way, I don't celebrate Halloween because you know I'm evangelical, but I'll try to disguise myself as skinny.

Well, Diosdado, I have to leave you because I committed myself to the colleagues of CORPOZULIA to help them assemble the platform for the lighting of Bella Vista, which will be this Friday, mom tells you that she prayed a lot for you on the way down the Virgin and that you don't forget what you promised her for December.

What I love you is dick brother, I love you more than an onion steak with white rice and a lot of salcita on top, with grated salad with plenty of mayonnaise, with slices of ripe banana with grated cheese on top, with small arepitas of those that are sweet and filled with pink sauce, with their respective 3-liter Big Cola and for dessert a chicha worth 5 dollars, with a little ice to make it more, two cinnamon sticks, cookies and pieces of rain and enough chocolate Laid.

You take care of me brother, what I love you is dick