Don't hit one! Inmundo González's Total Failure tour in Panama and El Salvador

Published at: 05/02/2025 10:29 PM

February 5, 2025
Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club Hello

Gordooooooooo! , Chubby! How are you? God! , say with me “” Xīn nián kuài lè” did you see? That the sifri speaks Chinese, “Happy Chinese Year” my God, notice that I took advantage of that holiday to spend the whole week celebrating and forget a little bit about Cori because the pills to control her personality disorder no longer work, I don't know if it's because of taking them so much her body got used to the dosage or because drinking so much wine loses the effect.

Ahhh nooo! God of Cabello! , you don't know chubby, the thing about Cori is scary. Now I do believe in the soul alone and in the stories of the afterlife! , as it turns out that Cori had to drink a bottle of wine every time she gets stressed. If you look closely, Cori talks about more inconsistencies every day and her physical appearance is disturbing, and her gestures are more overacted than the episodes of the novel “The Rose of Guadalupe”.

God, my friend is sick. It's sad to know that it's not just the cigarette, now it's also the liquor, but God! , this is not new to Cori, although on fateful Friday, that is, last Friday when my friend the gringo arrived, Cori ran out of time, he didn't measure his actions and made a mistake.

Turns out she calls me: “Alooo! , alooo my friend!” , (Cori tells me), “Mom, please, buy me some bottles of white wine and bring them to me where you know!” , God! , I said to her, “Cori, I can't do it, I'm super busy watching Nico Maduro with Richard Grenell, because oh my God! this is something super important for the country”, good God! , Cori got super angry, super toxic and locked my phone.

God or Joseph! Listen to this, pay attention, we have a trusted liquor store where we always place orders, you know, I order my champagne, my wiskisito and when Cori wants something, I have no choice but to order it there because they have delivery... Suddenly they call me “hello! Mrs. Sifri! Look here is the order that Mrs. Cori made, where do we take it?” , and they send me the photos, they send me the invoice because I'm always the one who places the order and this time they thought I was going to receive it... Turns out that the crazy woman from Cori came up with the great idea of giving the name and ID of my aunt Corina Parisca, Diosdado José! , look at the bill and tell me if Cori didn't go crazy, twelve bottles of wine to celebrate what? , that the gringos ignored her, that she is anxious because she no longer knows what to do with my uncle Inmundo, who is nervous because she knows that with the USAID problem it will be known that she and Magalí also grabbed their share of the real ones.

Honestly Diosdado José! , I don't know how much Cori can celebrate, unless she celebrates for the people who are in prison for having listened to her, I really don't understand anything.

MY PEAR JAM BECAUSE DE PLUM IS MR. CHOURIO, AND THAT'S NOT MY COMPOTE! , let's move on to another topic, which animal in the Chinese horoscope are you? I am the wood snake and this is my year, so get ready.

MY MAMMON ICE CREAM! , I don't understand Cori's anger, I don't understand her show, her frustration with Grenell's visit, if the gringos told Cori a fortnight ago, that neither she, nor my uncle Inmundo, are a priority on the agenda of my friend the BlondMan (catire in English). They explained to Cori that Catire Trump comes to resolve his issues and he doesn't care about the personal whims of some corrupt losers, just as you read it.

Speaking of changes, God! , sometimes it scares me because the Catire is uncovering a lot of pots, he is putting his finger on many interests and they can hurt him, hopefully not, it would be a disaster.

Well, that Friday of madness and despair for Cori. She started calling my uncle Inmundo and nothing, calling my Aunt Mercedes and nothing, calling Little Marco and nothing, calling the boy Rick Scott and nothing, calling Magalli and nothing, but they're fighting and now I'll tell you, okay! Cori even called her trusted witch and the witch told her she was busy, that was worse. In the end Cori was able to talk to María Elvira Salazar, the Cuban senator who is only famous for talking about Venezuela, and María Elvira told Cori to “throw the old man from Inmundo to Panama and I'll talk to Marco to get him”, that's how it was.

Cori managed to get my uncle Inmundo and my aunt Mercedes straight to Panama, but all to no avail, the missile that was supposedly going to explode to kill Nico Maduro, stayed in their freezer, and that's when my friend drank all those bottles of wine in one sitting. The Diosdi, the Littel Marco thing was a pain in the ass, they didn't achieve what Cori wanted in Panama, so Cori insisted that Marco see my uncle Inmundo in El Salvador, but anyway there was no result, he told them he couldn't. God! I am about to believe that my uncle and Cori have - as they say in some religions - the saint upside down, because everything goes wrong for them.

MY FURRIAL MANGO JELLY! , before I forget. The problem between Cori and Magalí is that since they lie to each other, Cori had promised Magalí that on January 10 she would release them from the Embassy of Argentina in Caracas, just as Guaidó did with Leopoldo on April 30, but since my uncle Inmundo didn't even make the attempt to come, Magali told Cori that by when, until when they will be there, I'll tell you more, Magalí that Friday that Cori was buying wine and inventing things, the Magali I told the others to pack their bags because supposedly Grenell was going to take them, damn it! Diosed Joseeee! , you can imagine that film, that's why they're a little upset and Magalí has insisted that her cousin help her find a way out of there, then I'll give you details for your friend the minister's handsome.

That's why Magalí reactivated the false positive at the embassy, taking out a video saying that she doesn't have water but she's snug and pretty, that they don't have electricity but she talks from a cell phone, that they don't have food, but she's chubby, that they don't have medicines but they all look scratching. This time they released the video criticizing the international community, criticizing the Brazilian Embassy, what Magali doesn't know is that because of their lies, because of their disrespect for ambassadors and the diplomatic corps, because of their attacks on social networks, they have lost the affection and consideration of the international community, in fact, they already look at them like a circus.

God! , you know that, since I joined the Chavistas I have become a little more intelligent, so I started to think and I said to myself: “myself, if supposedly Cori says that my uncle Edmundo comes at any time, takes an oath, takes the presidency, then why are they asking for safe conduct for those in the embassy? What is desperation? Why don't they wait for my uncle? , don't you think my little boy jumps mountains.

MY JOBITO YELLOW ICE CREAM! Faced with this new failure of Cori, and the great scandal that comes with the investigation of the use of federal funds that come out of the pockets of gringo citizens, Cori decided to go public, so she put on that show on Monday at a mini controlled press conference with her journalist friends, but it was worse, I told her not to do it myself, but you know what she's like when something gets stuck in her head.

Mistake after mistake. From her staging, her way of expressing herself, the face she had, the crazy things she said, that Grenell called her from the bathroom in Miraflores, who made a video conference with Queen Elizabeth, even though she died, that the end is in God's hands, that no one knows, that even she doesn't know, but one day Nico will leave, oh well! please ooooorrrr! Explain to me why my friends insist on making a fool of himself.

But that's not all. Cori summoned the journalists and in exchange asked them to make a media blackout about Richard Grenell's visit, not to talk about the corruption of USAID, to minimize the situation of Venezuelans and the TPS, and to instead publish that my uncle Inmundo was going to meet Little Marco, that my uncle Edmundo is recognized by the whole world, to be patient, that something is coming soon and that she is in Venezuela eating chicharrón with hair, you wouldn't laugh at Diosdado José!

God, maybe nobody pays attention to Cori anymore, because you can't cover the sun with one finger, how are you going to cover up the fact that Nico Maduro is getting stronger every day? Diosdi, there is no way to capture the discouragement that Cori's few remaining followers have, they know that the Trump team recognized Nico Maduro by sending him an envoy, Cori knows that he has nothing to offer to Venezuelans living in the United States, because everyone knows that because of Cori's bad decisions, at the juncture with Ledezma, with Leopoldo and Voluntad Popular, that thanks to the lies and lack of firmness of my uncle Inmundo, that thanks to them they went to praise Biden on his way out of Biden power, Venezuelans who are in The United States was left helpless.

MY BABY GERBER! , I'm going to leave you two clues for your friend the minister's pretty eye: the president of the Legislative Council of the State Cojedes, Francisco Vera, and the president of the Municipal Council, Omar Novak, both say they follow Cori's line, and you know what that means.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD! , it's time to become toxic. Not everything is beautiful in the kingdom of the Lord, you know that, although the international community understands that Cori, Crazy Leo, Grandpa Monster and all those lousy extremists are corrupt, they are bad and do not want good for this country, they will continue to move transnational interests to put their hands on our wealth. I estimate that we will have more or less a year of relative calm to reach certain agreements on “agenda zero”, but when the extreme right comes to Colombia if my friend Petro doesn't get his act together, then the attack will start again, so we have to take steps now to prevent Colombia from becoming the platform of attack again. Another fact, the Trump cabal will resolve with the oil world that he comes to work here without problem, but pending, Cori knows that he died politically and his only way out is to seek the path of terrorism, such as causing damage to oil infrastructure; causing physical harm to a foreigner who visits us to say that coming to Venezuela is not safe; causing harm to some opposition leader to create false positives; causing harm to some Chavista leader out of fear of creating.

God! , They're going to want to sabotage Trump's plan, I hope that because they want to sabotage him, they won't sabotage us.

I'll leave you, I'll see if Cori ordered more wine. I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.