Desperate! La Sayona and her gang are terrified of Trump's victory (+Simonovis)

Published at: 06/11/2024 10:38 PM

Wednesday, November 06, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy notice that says MADURO PRESIDENT.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother?

Look cousin, you better make yourself comfortable because with all the information I have for you, you're going to look crazier than Bernardo, Zorro's friend giving public speaking classes.

Brother, let's start with María Corina, alias the “Sayo”. Cousin, the girl doesn't sleep and I know it because of her connections in the chat we have on Signal, the other night she told me “Patrick I miss smoking cigarettes with you”, cousin I chased myself, the truth since I was away from La Sayo until my anxiety went away. Diosdado, La Sayo is more concerned than the girlfriend of the black guy on WhatsApp, because she, despite all her contacts with the most radical Republican senators, with Zionism, and the international extreme right, knows that Donald Trump's hair is focused on fulfilling his campaign promises and what he least needs is a window of conflict with Venezuela in order to bring stability to the region, limit migration and stabilize the economy. Primo, this is not my invention, that's what my friend Palma de Coco told me, who is also making their respective calls to find out if he can register or fix his bags.

Primo, La Sayo is also worried because Super Mustache betrayed her confirming that she fled the country, and although the people who believed in her are complaining more than a filthy truck, and they keep asking how long they are going to be lost in space and without a plan, La Sayo has not been able to go out and deny Super Mustache, so to divert attention from the issue and calm the anger of her followers, La Sayo sent Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, to give an interview on César Miguel Rondón's program to continue with the lie that he is going to return to Venezuela on January 10 to be sworn in as president, but in addition, La Sayo also asked him to say that she is here, that she was still hiding in a secret place in Caracas, when everyone knows that this is more false than when mom told me - to go to the house that she wasn't going to hit me and marked the oil chola on me-.

Primo, another thing that has La Sayo without sleep, is that they have failed to convince the international community to recognize the Inmundo as president in exile, and this has led to the fact that even the parties of the Unitary Platform give up the idea of supporting a new Guaidó 2.0 and begin to evaluate their participation in next year's elections. You see Malay, all those thieves, from Chatarrita to Manuel Rosales, alias the philosopher from Zulia, want to go to the elections, but they were crazier than a bat on a plane when you said that there is no problem, but they have to recognize the undisputed victory of Super Mustache.

By the way brother, our cooperating patriot the “penguin” sent you to say that Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón” and other members of the fascist opposition, are terrified by the triumph of Donald Trump even if they say otherwise, because they know that the Catire doesn't want them for lying to him and for having stolen his money that their administration gave them for the famous interim government. Primo, the “penguin” tells me that all these characters were hard on Kamala Harris until the last minute because they say there was a better chance to convince her to recognize a government of Inmundo 2.0, on the other hand Trump will be much harder to convince because he already knows this film.

Diosdado , changing the subject a little, I have a better gossip for you than eating reheated pizza, the cooperating patriot “El Gringo” who is undercover in the trusted team of Iván Simonovis, alias “El Venado”, sent you to say that Simonovis is very angry with you because you confiscated the arms smuggling that he had sent to the country and because you sapped it with INTERPOL, Simonovis says that because of you the The FBI is under investigation. Primo, Simonovis no longer knows what to invent so that people forget that he lied to them about his super escape, that he is not a ranger, who went on a boat vomiting up the bile and now he comes out throwing it away in a bad way next to the gringo Rick Scott who still doesn't know that Simonovis is crazy looking for a way to win some copper because since you threw straw at him, many sponsors left him.

Cousin about the conspiracy in First Justice, our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you to say that the waters have calmed down a bit in the WhatsApp and Telegram groups, but the snake between the Ghost of Capriles, Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón” and Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, is still more alive than the old mangos woman; he also tells you to say the Pejoteco, that Capriles is presuming that he is the one who has the votes tied to not recognize the presidency in exile of Inmundo González and also says that Dinorah Figuera has already betrayed Borges and they have not spoken to each other for several days. Chatarrita seeks to keep the management of assets abroad.

By the way, Diosdado, speaking of the Tequeño siniestro, the cooperating patriot that we have in Maracaibo “The Driver of Bella Vista” informed us that “The Philosopher of Zulia” threw more candles than a welding torch when he found out that Juan Pablo Guanipa hired an army of fake accounts on social networks to trick Rosales for lighting Christmas on Bella Vista Avenue because according to Tequeño Siniestro, that's a disregard for former mayor Rafael Ramírez and his brother Pedro Guanipa, but that's not all Diosdado, Tequeño Crudo boasted in a Signal group to the mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, for having accompanied Manuel Rosales in that activity.

Cousin, hold on because there you have an atomic bomb going there. “La Guajira”, who is the cooperating patriot that we have infiltrated the mayor's office, overheard a conversation between the mayor in charge Adrián Romero and his trusted team where the hell said he was obstinate by the threats of former First Lady Vanessa Linares and Tequeño Crudo himself, who was therefore weighing on Manuel Rosales's recent proposal to leave Justice First for Return to A New Time.

Brother, I'll leave you a ñapa. You know that Rafael Ramírez, alias “The Lord of Monaco”, has spent time funding and promoting the supposed dissent of Chavism, Enrique Márquez and the Popular Will faction of Leopoldo López. Well cousin, in that group of Rafael Ramírez is Mrs. María Alejandra Díaz, who, together with Andrés Caleca, Felipe Mujica, and others in disguise, are responsible for flooding the Supreme Court with resources and requests on the grounds that “they must help the Magistrates to obtain legal arguments to remove Nicolás Maduro”. Primo, it is a good thing that the Supreme Court brought order because what they have been doing is abusing the judicial system by using it for a different nature for its purpose, what they intend to bring to the Supreme Court is to political conflict, but worse is Caleca who doesn't even jokingly sign such a document, that's another coward who hides under women's skirts.

Cousin, do you remember that last week I told you that I was going to tell you how I became friends with the US ambassador, Francisco Palmieri, alias “Palma de Coco”? Well brother, I'll tell you about it the other week because since the Unitary Platform and all the opposition are more clueless than the chassis of my Farline 500, without articulation, without direction, without even knowing what country the Sayo is in, we are going to leave the letter here.

Primo mom sent you to ask what when are you going to come to Maracaibo to set up a night security operation like those that you are doing out there in Caracas? Mom says that if by chance you are going to be surprised, don't forget to stop by the house to eat some hallacas and the sweet Majarete that you like so much. She also sent you to say that next year the boys are going to graduate from high school and want to apply for the PNB and that please help her with that.

Well brother, I'm leaving you because I'm going to start chatting with the Sayo community manager to see what new information she has for us and since in an hour I have a ZOOM meeting with our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” because he says that in Madrid the opponents are picking on each other, and even the Inmundo carried his spoon.

You take care of me brother, what I love you is dick, I love you more than a mixed grill of meat and chicken, with pork, sausage, black pudding and a service of chinchurria; accompanied by parboiled cassava, with hand cheese, milk cream and tostones, with avocado, tomato and onion salad, with a very cold jar of lemon guarapo and for dessert a cake of three milks, with cheese and pieces of strawberry with chocolate chips on top.

What I love you is dick cousin.