Desperate! La Sayo plans insurrectional plan (+funding from Colombia)

Published at: 06/03/2024 10:19 PM

Mérida March 6, 2024

From the inn “El Andino”, 11:45pm.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you doing mijo? Dear God, you know that María Corina asked me to accompany her to the Mérida tour and well, I had to come. Right now I am writing to you from the bathroom of the inn where we were staying, I hid here cousin because for me this is very cold, imagine that I was frozen to the creole balls that we brought for the tournament that we are going to do after the tour ends. I'm sure you laugh, if you're not well thought out.

Aha brother, as soon as we arrived in Mérida we had to go with La Sayo to the scene of the event. When the joke was going to be set on the stage, just then the CNE was announcing that the date of the presidential election would be July 28 and that in 20 days the nominations would be completed. Well brother, when that woman found out, her blood pressure went up. La Sayo smoked half a box of cigarettes to calm down so she could get on the stage. She didn't know what to say to people because the news hit her like a bucket of cold water.

Diosdado, after the activity ended, La Sayo smoked the other half box of cigarettes, she wanted to make a video call to the US ambassador, Francisco “Palma de Coco”, but there was no telephone signal. When we arrived at the inn, it was possible to connect to the Wi-Fi and it was worse, La Sayo had to see the messages of several parties of the Unitary Platform agreeing to support Manuel Rosales's candidacy and you know that I was the first to say that, since last year.

Well brother, the cries tripled when La Sayo confirmed that the game includes Democratic Action, A New Time, Justice First, Neighborhood Force, Future, The MAS, Union and Progress, El Cambio, among other organizations, and that Ramón Guillermo Aveledo will be in charge of coordinating with other opposition factors so that the MANITO card can apply to Rosales, all this information will be published on the last day of the applications, you'll remember mine.

Primo, what a pain, I'm left with the 40-degree heat of Maracaibo, I'm so cold that I'm going to sleep dressed and wearing five duvets. I'm not going to bathe either because the water in the tube comes out as if it were from the freezer.

Diosdado , La Sayo called an emergency meeting via Zoom with the party's national coordination, La Sayo told them that she would go to the end with her candidacy even if she is still disqualified, that it is the people who qualify her and not the CNE, she also said that if the CNE does not allow her to run she believed that the best thing was to ignore the process because the opposite was to eternalize Maduro, that there can be no elections legitimate if she is not a candidate. She said that she will soon call for a big mobilization to the CNE to register her candidacy and that if the CNE does not admit her application, she will summon people to the streets with the help of Popular Will and the Resistance groups that are still irrigated there. Diosdado, this is delicate, don't tell anyone, but I have a feeling that María Corina is on an insurrectional plan, I don't like that at all, if you are going to send brother to SEBIN let me know first to hide me, look I'll give you a fact check the networks, there are people close to La Sayo who are outcasts, some mouths talking about María Corina and something insurrectional, keep an eye on that.

Diosdado I leave you this little bomb, look at most of the copper that comes to La Sayo, they come from Colombia, from some financiers sent by the former president of Colombia, Iván Duque, alias Porky. All that money is being spent in cash from Cúcuta and I found out about this through a conversation that Henry Alviárez and Magalli Meda had in the office, I was listening to everything because they had left the door open.

You see cousin, I got an iPad in a van in La Sayo, nobody knows that I have it. Brother, don't think badly about me, I'm not a thief, I just borrowed it to get the information out of him, I'll tell you that little by little I'll tell you who is on the payroll that María Corina pays with Cúcuta's dark funds: Eugenio Martínez, alias Puzkas; “Politik” Andrés González and Enderson Sequera; influencer Ana Milagros Parra; and some owners of polling companies such as Ricardo Rios of Power & Strategy, among others. Brother, you have to put the magnifying glass into all these people, these pussies are more dangerous than a shooting in an elevator.

Well cousin I'll leave you, if mom asks you about me, tell her that I'm with you in Caracas because she doesn't know that I came with La Sayo to Mérida.

So you know that my thing with Vente Venezuela's communications joke is going on, these days she asked me to give her an iPhone 15, I'm getting together to give it to her because I already feel that she loves me and I love her.

God take care of me, you know that I love you more than a goat in coconut, with a kilo of rice and a 3-liter Big Cola.