Desperate! Find out what La Sayo and extremism are looking for with the campaign against Venezuelan migrants

Published at: 19/03/2025 09:53 PM

March 19 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! How are you? , I'm sure you're taking care of the families of the migrants that Cori despises and doesn't mind being taken to El Salvador even if they're innocent, because for Cori they're merchandise, they're dollars, euros, bitcoins, bones! Do you understand me Diosdi?

Look at my pinpoyito, (today I'm romantic) I'll tell you that today I dressed as a super patriot and I went to sign up for the migrants, for the dignity of the people of Venezuela, that's right! I went to meet my country, I also took advantage of meeting some Chavista friends who are super cool and then I came to the club's sauna to relax because I'm very upset with Cori, what she's doing goes beyond humanly acceptable limits, by the way, Diosdi! Is there a sauna in the furrial?

Diosdi to talk about Cori's adventures is to tell an endless, boring and repeated story, if it weren't for the damage that my dear friend does to the country, it would be like telling a joke, because Cori has a unique talent to repeat her mistakes over and over again, to play ahead and to have everything returned to her. Cori's failures are getting bigger every day.

MY BUNDLE OF BREAD DIPPED IN COFFEE, another fateful week for Cori and the kingdom of the lousy, starting with their disastrous appearance at CeraWeek, the oil fair they held in Houston last week, Oh God! Cori was more upset than Mosquito at 3 in the morning, because the people who organized that event didn't allow her to speak live the way she wanted.

Goddess! , I don't like gossip, but it amuses me. Bone! ExxonMobil spent 200,000 dollars advertising space at CeraWeek to broadcast an eight-minute video where Cori and my uncle, like SCAMMERS, offered up the country's wealth for sale, something like when you sell a house that isn't yours, fortunately the main guests of the oil world who were there realized that this was a vulgar scam, you simply can't offer something that isn't yours and that you don't have the power to deliver it either.

MY CINNAMON COOKIE, for the little ear, Cori is scared because the lousy people at ExxonMobil are starting to question whether María Corina is the right one for her plan to take over Venezuelan oil. Turns out that a major international public relations firm made a report to ExxonMobil after listening to Cori and my uncle Inmundo's drag at CERAWeek. The report says that the presentation of Cori and Inmundo is perceived as a misleading offer, it says verbatim: “it is an attractive promise, but without practical support”, and they end up defining Cori as an “oil demagogue”. Add to this the fact that the ExxonMobil louse confirmed that Cori has no influence or influence in the military world, which is vital for them to be able to enter our country.

MY SAN JOAQUIN PANELITA, but Cori's energy scam doesn't end there. Two days ago I went to visit her in the hiding place that is not a hiding place, you know Diosdado José, don't act crazy, okay! Cori started talking to me about her project called “Cajita Feliz Oil and Gas”, oh my God! Please oooooooo!

God! Cori was copied from McDonald's “Happy Box”, as a terminology to refer to everything she wants to sell to gringos in exchange for them helping to overthrow Nico Maduro, as she said herself. Honestly when I heard that, Goddamn it! I thought that the hydrogen peroxide and the dye being applied to me by La Chiqui, my hairdresser who dates a PJ goat, was driving me crazy.

God! It immediately occurred to me that the happy box has a doll inside it, and I said to myself: “myself, which little doll will bring Cori's happy box?” Well, Diosdado José, you're not going to like this much. I don't know if you knew that Cori is obsessed with you and she had some of your dolls made in China, and she has them in the bathroom, some with candles, others with needles, because she will be very Marian, very Catholic, but she loves every witchcraft ritual they recommend. Diosdado, can you imagine opening a happy box and having yourself come out as a prize? , I'm dying deceased.

But back to the topic, all that economic effort of 200,000 dollars that ExxonMobil paid went to the water closet, my God! , for the sake of it, because no one is paying attention to Cori, especially when she speaks in that exaggerated English with those scary grimaces. I'm going to confess something to you, I'd rather hear you talking like a Furrialeño who just arrived from the East, than to hear Cori believing that he speaks London English. God! My teacher who taught us at the Merici school, Miss Doubtfire, must be very disappointed, Cori should practice English with Duolingo.

Now let's move on to more important issues. Diosdado José, I tell you that the press conference given by your friend the minister about the seizure of 5.4 tons of magic powder, left Cori out of the base. That day Cori was super nervous, she smoked like a chimney, she even drank a bottle of whiskey as if it were a teapot. There came a time when I was getting nervous too, I couldn't stand it and yelled at him, “Cori, what's going on? , not that they were your friends who grabbed”, God! As my friends from Petare say, I think Cori is down with the kg.

MY BABY GERBER! I think that Cori's nervousness is not only due to the fact that the confiscation of these powders puts her in the red to finance her terrorist acts, but also because she lost operations with the dismantling of the paramilitary camps. Cori told me that those camps were part of her plan, because Cori had everything ready to present some supposed soldiers talking to the country and create a media show, to buy her time with the gringos, with the oil tankers and with Irfaan Ali, president of Guyana and partner of Cori, Diosdi! Remember that Cori is selling her happy little box to all of them, with a doll of yours inside haha.

MY AUYAMA CAKE! , the show at the Embassy of Argentina in Venezuela is longer than the novels Marimar, María Mercedes and Judas's wife. My friend, the crazy Magalli Meda, knowing that tomorrow marks one year since she decided to go there alone, is aware that my uncle Inmundo is not going to return and that Cori can no longer deceive anyone with the subject of the supposed military and the people who support her, so Magalí let it be seen, in the interview she gave to the lice of EFE, that she was willing to sit down with Nico Maduro to get out of there.

Look! God or Joseph! , Listen To Me! , today may be your saint's day, but I tell you this very seriously, you get to sit down with Magalí and I swear to you on the most sacred thing, which is my Louis Vuitton wallet, that I'm going to take your speech away for a year, for the record that what she said to EFE I've been saying to you.

MY CHUPI CHUPI DE TAMARINDO, we have to talk about my Uncle Inmundo. It turns out that my uncle's Unworld is crying on every street corner saying that he feels completely desolate in Spain, he's seeing who feels sorry for the fact that the golden days where he had plenty of invitations and the payment of expenses are over. Dude, it's already clear that Cori is doing his thing, that Leopoldo is seeing how he gets back into the United States, by the way, my hairdresser from Doral, Maryuri, told me that Crazy Leo is looking for an audience with Richard Grenell, please! and, well! Ledezma is looking to see who invites Uncle Inmundo to an event or another country because they already miss the good life of traveling for free.

God! , I'm going to tell you what the real desolation of my uncle Inmundo is. It turns out that the government of Spain has already warned him that it will no longer pay him for his exquisite tastes, his luxurious housing, his president's cars or his escorts, to that add to the fact that many Spanish businessmen treated my uncle like a king and displayed him like a trophy, now they don't even visit him, that's why my uncle Inmundo appeared in a Spanish media throwing Flores at former president Rodríguez Zapatero, to see if they would return his privileges to him. Now who will pay for my filthy uncle's expenses from now on? , I'll tell you about it on WeChat.

Since no one is paying attention to my uncle who only cries because of the money his son-in-law stole, so he gave another interview to ABC de España saying that HE FELT LIKE A PRISONER IN SPAIN and let it be seen that he feared for his safety, that he fears that someone would attack him. Aside from that, my uncle lamented that he can't walk down Serrano Street, look at ¡Diosdi! , that's not Serrano del Furrial Street, I'm talking about Serrano Street in Madrid, a well-known street considered one of the most expensive and exclusive streets in the Spanish capital, and the center of the “Madrid Golden Mile”, the most luxurious area in the city. Serrano Street is home to a large number of luxury brands, including Prada, Gucci, Versace and Yves Saint Laurent.

God! I'm laughing at your mispronunciation. I translate for you, Uncle Inmundo is sad not for the country, not for the migrants, not for his macaws, not for his plants, not for the thief and the terrorist in his son-in-law, but for not being able to walk where the main luxury stores in Madrid are, I swear!

MY LITTLE COCOON OF ALELI! , I have to tell you something very intimate, my aunt Mercedes and my cousins Mariana and Carolina told me that they are afraid that Cori, the Crazy Leo and even the vampire Ledezma, will attack my uncle Inmundo in order to blame Nico Maduro as they did with the case of Lieutenant Ojeda in Chile.

God this is the part where I get toxic. Generating a physical attack on an uncle would go hand in hand, they would divert attention from the demands of Venezuelan migrants and their families, while opening a Cassius Veli against the government of Nico Maduro, pending this.

MY COLITA ICE CREAM WITH MILK! , since they can't cover up people's dissatisfaction with the business that Cori did with migrants by supporting their deportation to El Salvador and being exchanged for money, Cori's communication assassins tried to make a noise yesterday with the presentation of the propaganda report of the Venezuelan Fact Determination Mission. Imagine how biased this supposed UN Mission is, which only gave the right to speak to opposition NGOs, but that's not all, they gave space to my Uncle Inmundo who spoke as if he were a member of the NGO “UN Watch”, the same one that gave a prize to my uncle in Switzerland, which was paid for through the donation of a businessman. Worse was Cori, who spoke on behalf of an NGO called “Engineers of the World” and that only she knows. I ask, who can believe in a human rights commission that only gives opponents the right to speak?

God! an idea came to me. As you are also an engineer, next year you should request your space at the UN and speak on behalf of “Furrial Engineers”, if Cori can, you too, please!

God! , one last thing, I'm going to tell you something Brunico, my Pilates teacher, told me so you can tell your friend the minister. It turns out that the heads of the FCU of the UCV were ordered to activate “tealights” in the street under the cover of supposed social demands so that it would not be seen as a political end. Cori's idea is to see if they can destabilize the country in this way, and do you know who confirmed this plan? my own uncle Inmundo in his interview today on the ABC of Spain when he said: “the pressure strategy and the candles are on recess but NEVER abandoned”, uncle also said “at any time you start again and the spark ignites”, Diosdado José, then don't say that uncle and I didn't tell you.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team