Curvy and friendless! Learn why Vente Venezuela is looking for La Sayo while Edmundo is preparing a European tour

Published at: 16/10/2024 09:13 PM

Wednesday, October 16, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy notice that says Maduro President.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look, cousin, you better relax and be more comfortable than me when I sleep indoors on mom's old couch because with all the information I have for you, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales when he found out this morning that today is Wednesday because yesterday was Tuesday.

Brother we are going to start the information round with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because the joke is very mysterious. Diosdado, you know that La Sayo writes less frequently in SIGNAL groups than before and in her most trusted team we have begun to believe that she really left the fight and left the country.

Look cousin, you're not going to bother Malay, but I think you're losing your charm, because you have Sifri close to you and you don't get the data out of her, I have a feeling that this joke does know where La Sayo is, but don't worry, I'm going to give you a little help, I'm going to drop a few kilos to win back Sifri so she can tell me everything.

Diosdado, La Sayo set fire to the organization group Los Comanditos because she says she feels more alone than a high school at night, but the truth is that La Sayo says this because she feels that people on the street are stopping talking about her and Inmundo González, she says that people are talking about Christmas, the new baseball season and the economic stability that is perceived in the last quarter of the year, which by the way cousin did you see that last Sunday the glorious Á Guilas del Zulia, defeated the Tiburones de la Guaira 3-2? Well brother, let's leave that topic so far because I don't like to enjoy the pain of others and least of all yours because you are my soul brother, my dear cousin and I love you more than the Witch of 71 Don Ramón.

Let's continue with our Malaysian, as I was telling you, La Sayo is in crisis, so she contacted her friend Luis Almagro, alias “El Pavoso”, to help her revive using the OAS to set up her shows, but cousin, who has seen a dead person reviving another dead person? Primo Almagro is competing with Lilian Tintori to see who is the scariest.

Diosdado, I have a new cooperating patriot who is called “El Madrileño”. It turns out that we have the pussy covered up in Inmundo González's closest team, and he sent you to say that Inmundo resumed his cancer treatment in Spain at a very exclusive clinic in Madrid, but cousin nobody knows this so you can't say it. Well brother, Inmundo resumed his medical treatment because the pain in his lower part and the increases in attention returned, especially when he found out that after November he will have to reconnect with La Sayo.

By the way, at a meeting that Chespirito had with La Sayo last week via SIGNAL, the Inmundo told him that he had everything ready for an extensive tour of Europe, the United States and Latin America in order to seek support to recognize him on January 10 as president in exile. Primo, the patriot “El Madrileño” informed us that this entire international Chespirito tour is financed by Spanish businessmen close to the PP and VOX, who are the same people to whom Inmundo offered the administration of CITGO and the Venezuelan gold seized from banks in the United Kingdom.

Primo, the Madrilenian also told me that Miguel Henrique Otero is very disadvantaged, that Otero tried to build a mini Macondo in Madrid to continue being the center of the opposition's political movement, but the López and the Ledezma only leave his bones and Otero says they are ungrateful.

The Madrilenian says that Otero lives in a privileged area of Madrid but with the most limited luxuries, because since the fall of the interim term of Juanito Alimaña, Otero's income has diminished and that is why he has been doing everything to promote the swearing in and recognition of Inmundo González as president in exile, he is also one of those who insist on convincing the U.S. government to transfer the management and administration of Venezuela's assets abroad to Inmundo. Primo, I also found out that Antonieta Jurado, Otero's partner, is no longer married to him and has his own political agenda with a former Spanish president - a historic member of the PP - and Nelson Mezerhane.

Cousin, you are like white rice, it always comes out on a plate. It turns out that Miguel Henrique Otero's fixation is that Inmundo or whoever comes for Inmundo, has to pay him ten million dollars for the Nacional, because of that story he stopped fighting with Leopoldo, because Otero wants CITGO to pay for those copper, but cousin explain to me how that is, if yours was a private lawsuit from you against him, why does the Venezuelan state have to pay him? , he's a rascal.

Diosdado, like you, you send more than an airplane alternator and you asked me to be very aware of what is happening inside Primero Justicia, I inform you that the embarrassment in that game stings and extends more than the belly of a child the son of Mr. Barriga. I tell you that now Capriles says that Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, received more than 50 million dollars while he was chancellor of the interim government of Juan Guaidó and did not share the filth with them. In addition, Capriles says that “Brush Ceja” financed the campaign of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, in the internal primaries of PJ in 2023 to make life impossible for him.

Primo, Capriles also reported that Julio Borges did not sign in the Dominican Republic dialogue in 2018, because Borges had already planned with Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, the creation of the interim government of “Juanito Alimaña” where he would be the Chancellor and would pocket the 50 million dollars I previously informed you. Diosdado, remember that a few weeks ago I had already told you that María Corina had allied herself with “El Cejón” and with the “Tequeño Siniestro” to finish wiping out Capriles' political career and all this is happening today in real time.

Diosdado and about what is happening in the mayor's office of Maracaibo, don't worry that here our cooperating patriot “The Driver of Bella Vista”, and I, are more aware of that than my mother from the Patria System when they tell her that a bond is coming.

Brother, you know that “La Guajira”, the cooperating patriot we have inside the mayor's office, told us that the new mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, is an actor very close to the former governor of Zulia Pablo Pérez, who hates Juan Pablo Guanipa and swore by La Chinita that he will not rest until he takes revenge on him for betraying him in 2021. Good cousin so you know that with the arrest of “Negro Ramírez” for the corruption scheme that includes the Guanipa brothers, Pablo Pérez has begun to gain space within PJ-Zulia and the mayor's office. Diosdado, so that you are aware, Pablo Pérez is meeting with the PJ structures in the 18 parishes of Maracaibo and is notifying them that he is going to run for mayor in the 2025 elections, so get on with the batteries that come with a new name in Primero Justicia and we are going to enjoy a rollero.

Diosdado, I'm leaving you because I have to keep an eye on the SIGNAL groups from Vente Venezuela to see if María Corina appears because she is more lost than La Llorona's son.

Brother what I love you is dick, I love you more than a coconut goat accompanied with white rice, avocado, parboiled cassava with butter and grated cheese on top, some slices of ripe banana and a beetroot salad with potato without carrots because it makes me sick, I pass with a jug of guarapo jelly with a lot of lemon and a lot of lemon. For dessert, a grated coconut candy with condensed milk, black raisins and chocolate rain.

You take care of me Malay.

Mazo News Team