Coyote Mafia! Discover how La Sayo, Bukele and Lester Toledo profit from the suffering of Venezuelans

Published at: 19/03/2025 11:27 PM

Wednesday, March 19, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Malay, excuse me for saying it again, but for your safety it's better to sit down, carmalicize yourself and ask for a jar of moringa that Ramos Allup sends, arias “Cara e Vieja”, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition paid for by USAID and ExxonMobil, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he found out that he had entered his house because he was outside and went up up because it was down.

Well cousin, let's start because the thing in the opposition is more mixed up than a molasses of cake tres leches.

Brother, since you sent me to find out what was happening with our Venezuelan compatriots who were illegally deported from the United States to Nazi concentration camps in El Salvador, I contacted our cooperating patriot “El Gringo”, who found out with details about the background of this million-dollar business.

Diosdado, it turns out and happens that after Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, ordered the dismantling of the USAID corruption network, Sayo and the lambs of Popular Will ran out of cash flow to continue conspiring because those pussies don't touch the copper that were stolen, that's for them to live like rich people, but not to work.

Primo, to cover up the lack of money, the genius of María Corina Machado sought out the other geniuses of Lester Toledo, alias “The Lord”, Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, and Sara Hanna, alias “the Turkish one”, to present a million-dollar business to the president of El Salvador Nayib Bukele, alias “Don Popy”, like the clown.

Diosdado, the business is clear! , Sayo, through the Popular Will train, recommended that Bukele sign a security agreement with the United States to deport Venezuelan migrants to concentration camps in El Salvador, in exchange for a significant sum of money where everyone will have a commission left, which is why these characters are silent.

Primo Pero Bukele, alias “Don Popy”, is not such an idiot, he told Lester Toledo that the migrants' business seemed very profitable to him but that he was concerned about the issue of human rights and that gringos would comply.

Lester told Bukele not to worry, that the issue of the human rights of migrants deported to El Salvador was going to be handled by saying that they are terrorists of the Aragua Train and that the issue in the United States María Corina was tied to him through Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”.

Well brother, “El Gringo” tells me that Sayo asked for a higher percentage in the distribution of filth, because according to her, apart from losing the flow of USAID, with the blow that your friend the minister gave to the Colombian cartels with the seizure of 5.4 tons of drugs in Zulia, the finances of Sayo are also affected because Álvaro Uribe and Iván Duque warned María Corina that this confiscation was going to affect cash flow for a few months.

Well Diosdado, after Bukele, the people of Voluntad Popular, Marco Rubio and Sayo lined up; Little Marco informed Catire Trump that they had allegedly captured more than 200 gang members of the Aragua Train and that the most feasible thing was for these alleged “dangerous criminals” to be deported to El Salvador on the excuse that there was no longer space in Guantánamo or in federal prisons; and also, to provide legal support to These mass deportations recommended that Catire do so by invoking a law that is older than a dinosaur tamer, the Foreign Enemies Act of 1798.

Primo, according to “El Gringo”, who is more attached to the people of Voluntad Popular than a lazy one, told me that the transaction for the first shipment of Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador was for 6 million dollars, not including the percentages that will be left to Don Popy Bukele, Lester Toledo, Guaidó, Leopoldo López, Sara Hanna and of course to Sayo.

Brother, hold on harder than a Dodge Dart bumper! because here comes the good thing.

Our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, told me that after the Venezuelan migrants arrived at the Nazi concentration camps of Bukele in El Salvador and the mothers of the kidnapped began to identify them through the videos and photos posted on social networks, and they began to report that their children are decent and hardworking people, La Sayo couldn't find a place to hide and called Marco Rubio to see if she could turn back the deportations, but it was too late.

In fact, cousin, there is a mollejúo triverguero caught between Sayo and Inmundo González because, according to Chespirito, who is not as stupid as we thought, he sent María Corina to tell (because they have been talking only what is strictly necessary for almost a month) that supporting these deportations was another political mistake, such as having said last week at the CeraWeek energy forum that they were going to privatize the five letters from PDVSA to the bar.

Diosdado, before I forget, El Gringo has verified information that, of the more than 200 migrants who were negotiated to enrich Bukele, and the fascist opposition, some of them are criminals, but they also took artists, urban music singers, graphic designers, barbers, mechanics, a magician, a physical education teacher and construction workers.

The gringo told me that there is a pastor of the evangelical church and even followers of María Corina Machado herself.

Well brother, changing the subject a bit because I know that your friend the minister sent us to look for other information that is more important than mozzarella cheese on pizza.

I tell you that the community manager of La Sayo got you the list of candidates for Deputies for the National Assembly that María Corina wants to try to infiltrate so that after they have a seat in parliament, they promote a coup d'etat and swear in Inmundo González as they already did with Juanito Alimaña.

Diosdado here I am giving you the first list of María Corina's candidates who are going to slip through several cards from opposition parties registered with the CNE and other regional movements that are trying to negotiate with the rector of the opposition in the CNE, there is another list that businessmen are making, I'm going to pass it on to the WeChat group, but put up with this one:

1. Andrés Caleca — Capital.

2. Frederick Villegas — Capital.

3. Vanessa Robertazzo — Capital

4. Maribel Castillo — Capital

5. Jose Castillo — Capital

6. Mercedes Malave — Miranda

7. Jose Manuel Munoz — Miranda

8. Omar Villalba — Miranda

9. Andres Schloeter — Miranda

10. Ricardo Infante — Miranda

11. Israel Herrera — Miranda

12. Robert Garcia — Miranda

13. Miguel Angel Suarez — Miranda

14. Simon Calzadilla — Aragua

15. Rodrigo Campos — Aragua

16. Amelia Belisario — Aragua

17. Maria T. Clavijo — Aragua

18. Juan Carlos Fernandez — Zulia

19. Carlos Alaimo — Zulia

20. Eliseo Fermin — Zulia

21. Edgar Antunez — Zulia

22. Nora Bracho — Zulia

23. Avilio Troconis — Zulia

24. Julio Montoya — Zulia

25. Jose Manuel Olivares — La Guaira

26. Francisco Sucre — Bolivar

27. Luz Álvarez — Bolivar

28. Miguel Parra - Carabobo

29. Angel Ocanto — Lara

30. Horacio Suarez — Lara

31. Merlina Vasquez — Tachira

32. Milagros Paz — Sucre

33. Roberto Rodriguez — National

Primo, so you know that the members of this list are embedded in different opposition parties, they all say they hate María Corina, but cousin, you will remember me, if they give him a rope they will be the first to stage the parliamentary coup against the Revolution. These names come from different meetings that take place on Wednesdays with the MAS, and other meetings they hold with Capriles on the sides of Oritopo, to WeChat I'll give you the list of attendees.

Diosdado, I know that you don't like us talking about these things around here, but do you remember that a few weeks ago I informed you that Magalli Meda, alias “La Commadre” wanted to meet you in secret to arrange for her departure from the Argentinian embassy behind the back of her comrade La Sayo? Well brother she just told me on Signal that she hasn't received any answers from you and that she's making the request to you again to meet in secret.

Magalli Meda sent you to tell your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice not to forget the information she sent him at the beginning of January, to consider her an ally, a verging cousin! , I'd better shut my mouth because you gave me the order not to say anything about this, excuse me! Primo, a little thing that I bring you to leave in the backlog to answer.

There is a character who is simmering to be an executing arm of Sayo, imagine that they are positioning her in the media and are profiling her. Two months ago they even opened her Wikipedia to paint her as a hero, her name is Sairam Rivas, the coña who in 2014 ran the camp for guarimberos and drug addicts in Plaza Alfredo Sadel, but now she is resurrected because the partner of Jesús Armas is the terrorist who was arrested for laundering money, and being one of the logistic operators of the guarimbas. Primo, María Corina is using Sairam, taking advantage of the fact that she moves well on social networks and in the world of human rights NGOs. La Sayo also says that it will be difficult for the government to stop Sairam even if she eats away the electricity because she was already imprisoned for terrorism in 2014, you are seeing why these people cannot be trusted.

Diosdado, the “angry” patriot brought me the list of those who are financing Sairam Rivas, I only tell you that the offices of several of them remain in the CCT.

Brother like you always tell me not to forget to inform you about what is happening in Zulia, I tell you that there all the politicians of the fascist opposition and the infiltrators that we have already identified, are more scared than fat, rocking on a swing because of the success of “Operation Lightning” where several corrupt mayors and drug traffickers fell.

Cousin, but aside from that I bring you some more good gossip than sleeping on an old couch. You know that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, set fire to Nora Bracho, president of UNT-Zulia, because Rosales had the database audited for the mobilization of the party in the 21 municipalities of the state, but everyone came out more scraped than the ice with which they made the brushings in the Vereda del Lago.

Well brother, The Philosopher summoned his trusted political team and confessed that he's not sure he can count on the organization to win the re-election on May 25, so I'll leave it to you.

Diosdado, I'm leaving because I have to do the secret mission you entrusted to me on the Eastern Shore of the Lake, when I have the hair of a donkey in my hand, I confirm you so that you can tell me what is the next step we should take.

Diosdado, I have a weak stomach that's why I come light. I love you more than having two XXXL Korean arepas for breakfast, with plenty of melted butter that drips on your sides, grated cheese, scrambled egg with tomato, onion and sausage rolls, a large cup of coffee with milk and if I see that things are getting good, I'll make another arepa the same. Since it's breakfast, for dessert I only want three palmeritas of those that have sugar on top and add arequipe with condensed milk.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.

Mazo News Team