Cat bag! Learn why La Sayo asked to exclude the Guanipa brothers (+Argentine Embassy)

Published at: 07/05/2025 10:16 PM

Wednesday, May 07, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “With Maduro, on May 25 we won by beating”.

Patriota Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, because of mom's recommendations so that you can better digest all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition, it's better that you sit in the black chair and ask for the guarapo de Panela again but this time it has to be reinforced with a lot of lemon because with the gossip I have you you're going to go crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said these days “that if they didn't win the regional elections of May 25, it's because they ran the risk of losing them”.

Well Malaysian, put on your seat belt and imagine that you are Batman and I am the Penguin, and that we are riding the batmobile without brakes down the Pichincha slope in Maracaibo, which will lead directly to the Vereda del Lago.

Obliged brother, we have to start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because this story looks like the new Impostor Exorcist film, which is No. 7 in the saga and they were going to release it in 2026 but it was brought forward. The cries of La Sayo wanting to leave the country can still be heard in the hills of Valle Arriba where your friend La Sifri lives.

Our cooperating patriot tells me that she is the community manager of La Sayo, that María Corina found out a week ago that there was a movement of negotiations between the US government and the Venezuelan government, she knew that if she didn't start negotiating she would be left out again as happened to her in September 2024 when Edmundo González negotiated and left without her knowing it; also how it happened to him when Martínez Mottola left the headquarters of the embassy of Argentina in Caracas; or when Richard Grenell came on January 31, 2025.

Goddess! When La Sayo realized that she was going to be left out again, she immediately became active and told Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, that if the Super Mustache government had agreed to leave the door open to the crazy people who hid in the Argentine embassy, then she asked please to guarantee her mother's departure from the country, to take her to her and to set up a plan to capitalize on all this glitch in the media to raise the image of La Sayo Because remember cousin that María Corina is stronger than a tire on my bicycle, and I weigh 210 kg.

Here comes the story, it turns out that La Sayo went into despair and almost ruined everything negotiated. It happened that María Corina went crazy when she found out that Magalí and his band were ready to go first and La Sayo, full of nerves, asked them to please let her go together, but that goes cousin! Magalí told La Sayo that unfortunately they couldn't, that she had to go out the other way.

Goddess! , María Corina called the gringos and they told them that the only option she had was to leave the country, but because of Maiquetía with her mother, that they had already coordinated everything with the government, but La Sayo became toxic and did not accept because that image coming out of Maiquetía would bury her forever, so Mrs. Corina Parisca, her mother, went along and told her that she did agree to leave, that she didn't care what people said, that's why Mrs. Corina went on the one hand and the madmen went crazy The embassy by another, but it's all part of the same agreement, of the same business. Cousin! I confess it broke my heart to know that La Sayo waited with her suitcase ready.

Cousin! I'm going to really miss the crazy things of Magalí Meda, alias “La Commadre”, lying every day from the Argentinian embassy in Caracas, cousin is a joke he fucked up a lot, I suppose a new phase will come in his evil machinery because those people don't ridicule cousins, those people never rest, they carry hatred inoculated in their veins so they don't mind destroying the country and our people in order to try to come to power. The only good thing the Malaysian woman did before she left, is that she sent you to thank her for answering the help messages she sent you, she said that wherever she is she will be watching you and that she authorizes you to make public all the information she sent you, including that of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”.

Good cousin! In honor of Magalita I'm going to let you out little by little the jokes she sent you to say to help her get out. I start with the joke about the Tequeño Siniestro, it turns out that María Coria had been suspicious of Juan Pablo Guanipa for months. La Sayo says that Tequeño Crudo's ball pull at her was very suspicious and that's why she sent him to investigate.

It turns out that, according to La Sayo, she obtained evidence that the alleged “enmity” between Juan Pablo Guanipa and his brother Tomás Guanipa, alias “Cacique 500”, is more false than the tears of a soap opera. La Sayo says that Tequeño Crudo was the one who leaked the information about her partnership with the shrimp drug dealer in Zulia, and she also accuses Juan Pablo Guanipa of being allied with Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, to hope that things will go wrong for La Sayo to steal her space within the radical opposition sector because that generates a lot of international funding.

Cousin! , the truth is that La Sayo has already given the order to exclude Tequeño Crudo from its closest circle and cut off part of its funding. María Corina gave the order in the Unitary Platform that they no longer send the link to Juan Pablo Guanipa to join the private circle meetings she holds on Mondays and said that from now on Tequeño Crudo should be more ignored and meddled only in what is strictly necessary.

Goddess! , we cannot expect that we will return to peace and normality even though the crazy people at the embassy left the country, because La Sayo took as fun the very bad habit of destroying, of killing her enemies through social networks and investing hundreds of thousands of dollars every month in that.

Our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo sent you to say that it was María Corina herself who last week ordered journalist Shirley Vargany to wage war for having interviewed Nicolasito, the son of Super Mustache. Cousin! , is the same thing they gave Juan Requesens, alias “Chupeta Boba”, and that they give to anyone who gets in the way of La Sayo.

Cousin! Explain a scabbard to me how are those prizes awarded to María Corina Disque for freedom and democracy, when the devil himself is the devil himself? Goddess! What democrat can María Corina be if she breathes and lives through a communication machine that concentrates the greatest number of resentments and haters of digital media.

Brother! Another thing that frustrates La Sayo more than Iván Simonovis when they call him “El Reno”, is that, despite having the Communication Machinery of Terror, no one in the country gave a shit about that campaign that María Corina planned for May 1 with old refrigerators in the streets saying that there is a food crisis in Venezuela. Cousin! people didn't stop her half the ball, no one bowed to that champion, of course, La Sayo managed to pocket 200,000 dollars of the 250,000 that ExxonMobil disbursed her for that media show because María Corina herself had offered them that she was going to overwhelm Venezuela on May 1st, that the workers were going to take Caracas and force the military to leave, Diosdado! , the joke turned out so badly that that's why I was crazy to leave the country.

But that's not all cousin! , here's another piece of information about La Sayo that's better than a Friday when a holiday falls. It turns out that with the case of Maikelis Espinoza, the migrant baby who was kidnapped by the US government, our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” began looking for information in Gringoland about that regrettable event and sent you to say that since this case has generated a lot of rejection in the international community and in NGOs defending human rights, Mr. Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, asked La Sayo to help him do harm control, that's why La Sayo, who has proven to have no feelings for an innocent girl, ordered his longline network to position the narrative that Maikelis' parents were part of the Aragua Train and for this reason their little daughter was taken from them. Cousin! , when El Gringo told me that, I understood that María Corina is really a very bad joke.

Goddess! , another news came from the US, but I don't know if it's good or bad. Do you remember when I informed you last week that Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, had another relapse due to the consumption of magic powder? , good brother! It seems that the thing is worse than what I told you. Our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami sent you to tell you that Guaidó has been literally crossing the line for some time, and the last thing he gave him was a “transient ischemic accident”, I translate to you, a stroke that doesn't lead to gravity, but leaves its consequences. Primo, if things go on like this, Juanito Alimaña's new alias will be “the human vacuum cleaner”, because this is the second time an accident of this type has happened to him in less than a year, the truth is that the money from the famous humanitarian aid is now also spent on drugs.

Cousin! With so much fanfare, I almost forget that our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” informed me firsthand everything that is happening with the delicate state of health of Inmundo González, alias “Chespirito”. Good God! , you know that the Unworld has never been well, but by force of injections they kept it standing. Cousin! El Madrileño confirmed to me that Chespirito was a reaction to his treatments for his cancerous lesion, that is, that was not a simple increase in tension as La Sayo ordered them to say.

Goddess! , Edmundo is under medical treatment and supervision, but at any time he could go the other way because his evolution is unpredictable, so La Sayo doesn't sleep and is thinking of taking a symbolic oath so that if something happens Inmundo can leave the throne to her. Cousin! , now that La Sayo wants to leave, she will surely finish disappearing to the Unworld so as not to have shadows. Nothing surprises me at La Sayo because we already know that she is very bad, but I swear to La Chinita that I don't understand the fact that because she maintains her ambition for power, neither Inmundo's wife, nor her daughters, care about continuing this farce.

Brother! Another one who is more concerned than a cat on a move is Miss Capriles, since a few days before the elections of May 25, she doesn't raise any bad thoughts in the polls. Our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” told me that the few people Miss Capriles has in the regions are already being turned around because they say that Capriles isn't even sending them for coffee, but Primo! that's not new because Capriles has always been harder than a mummy's jaw. Another one who is complaining that Capriles has not given him resources is Elias Sayegh, who said he will not take it out of his pocket for the Juan Requesens campaign because he doesn't lift, as does that of his pupil Mercedes Malavé who is behind the ambulance.

Diosdado pending! , Capriles assumes that his experiment in Miranda with Juan Requesens, alias “Chupeta Boba”, did not generate the impact they had projected and that because of that he is starting to design a plan to delegitimize the result and talk straw about the elections of May 25, cousin, nothing new! This is what they always do when the result does not favor them, but it is understood that Miss Capriles cannot afford to assume a new political defeat against Chavismo because this will be the end of the end of her final.

Goddess! so you know that the situation room that we set up in Maracaibo to monitor the electoral campaign in Zulia is more active than the passenger terminal on December 24.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot who is the driver of the Bella Vista stalls sent you to say that he heard in the corridors of the headquarters of Un Nuevo Tiempo de las Mercedes del Zulia, that Manuel Rosales is very upset and disappointed with Capriles because Manuel says that Miss Capriles is not raising the votes she says she has at the national level. The Bella Vista driver also told me that these days Miss Capriles showed up at Zulia to take a tour in western Maracaibo, but Rosales had to give her people so that she didn't look like she was alone in the walk she took. Cousin! Every day Rosales says that Capriles is more committed than the Titanic and that if he succeeds in being a deputy, it will be because of the votes given to him by A New Time.

Good brother! I have to leave you because later I have to accompany mom to a meeting of PSUV mobilizers, since we are not patarucos we are oil the electoral machinery of Chavism in the parish of Santa Lucia in the face of the great victory of the revolution in the elections of May 25.

Good God! I love you more than spaghetti Bolognese that they sell at Trucupey de Veritas, those that come with extra pork and meat, that have half a kilo of cheese on top; that they stir it with tomato sauce and mayonnaise; with half a dozen fried eggs on top, of course, with the soft yellow; with slices of ripe banana on the sides well watered and juicy; with three canilla bread with garlic butter to dip them with the spaghetti sauce.

Goddess! And in order not to abuse, because that's not the idea, for dessert I only order a tray of ice cream that they sell in pharmacies, which are plastic and candy, which come in three flavors: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry; with a can of condensed milk and chocolate chips, that's all brother, because I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to abuse it.

What I love you is Verga! You take care of me cousin!

Change and out.

Mazo News Team