Candidaturitis exploded! Find out why extremists started taking their clothes out of the Sun

Published at: 04/11/2026 10:04 PM

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West End, very close to the State Department. Washington D.C.

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Hellooo, my Furrialeño friend. How are you? Merry Christmas, the best time of the year has started! Brother! You can't imagine the levels of hatred, resentment and bitterness that our country's stale and extremist opposition has been distilling in recent hours. And all because of a “terrible provocation” that, apparently, has ruined their day: that Christmas has begun in Venezuela! Imagine such a tragedy! These people get political hives every time our people take a step forward, every time a sign of hope appears and, above all, every time we talk about national union. It seems that their emotional stability depends on the country doing poorly for them to be able to bill.

But that's not all, brother. There is another issue that has this hating minority on edge: the recent visit of our foreign ministry to these parts of the world. That's when their stomachs ran out! You cannot imagine the amount of bile they have shed, nor the parade of fantasies, conspiracy theories and nonsense they have manufactured to try to disqualify and minimize what really happened. I'll tell you why.

But before continuing... Diosdado! Aha, yes, the same one you know: your friend, my friend, everyone's friend. As it turns out, Robin fell into Batman's hands on Halloween night! Now do you understand why I didn't answer your phone? Now we have to find out how he fell, if standing or sitting, don't think badly, he slipped and lost his balance.

Anyway, let's do our thing.

Brother! As I told you, the communication swarm of Venezuelan extremism is foaming at the mouth, they don't want peace diplomacy to move forward. The reaction every time we talk to the world is one of anthology! There are nerves, discomfort and, above all, a lot of concern about what is moving in the spaces where big decisions are made. And that, brother, is no accident.

Our dear friend “La Charlotte “, who as you well know is still working at the State Department, don't forget to greet her in English, she sent me some information that is not to be wasted.

According to "La Charlotte “, the meeting with the Secretary of State lasted more than 45 minutes and was far from being a simple protocol meeting.

Our friend also points out that the dialogue took place in an atmosphere of height, respect and absolute cordiality, with a fundamental premise: putting the needs of our people first and defending the interests of Venezuela. Because, brother, when it comes to the well-being of our people, the important thing is to have the maturity, the determination and the ability to open up all the necessary spaces to find concrete solutions.

Brother! let no one lose perspective. Venezuela has a voice, an interlocution and the capacity to sit down and talk at the highest levels of international diplomacy. That's what's really important. Defending national interests requires maturity, firmness and willingness to dialogue, without complexes and with clarity, about the priorities of our people.

So let's maintain serenity and trust. While some wear themselves out manufacturing rumors and contradictions, spaces for dialogue are still open and diplomacy continues to do its job.

Let the swarm keep making noise! as we move forward. To the anger of those who live in hate, I assure you that they won't like the next news much either. I know what I'm saying, and without trick or trick: The Mazo doesn't deceive!

THE FIGHTS HAVE ALREADY STARTED IN THE PUPU

Goddess! In that cartoon that they pompously call the Unitary Platform, the miseries, resentments and internal stabs among its members have already begun to uncover. I had warned you weeks ago: inside that empty bottle what is there is a real piranha fight, where everyone does everything to scratch a share of power. There's not even a name left of unity!

Our friend “Chichón de Piso”, who, as you well know, is still stuck up to his neck in the bowels of the extremism leadership, has already told me that Bejucal's most radical wing has once again dusted off its old repertoire of practices: denigrating, humiliating, intimidating and passing over anyone who dares to think differently or who doesn't fit their whims. Come on, tolerance lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to disagree with them.

Our friend tells me that for these characters unity consists of obeying without joking, applauding like seals and not asking too many questions. What a conception of democracy! What they present as a political alliance increasingly resembles a small court of inflamed egos, where differences are punished, loyalties are demanded and submission is confused with discipline.

But hold on, because there's more. According to “Chichón de Piso”, an epidemic of acute candidaturitis has already begun to wreak havoc on the structures of Vente Venezuela, especially at the local level. That looks like a fair of personal aspirations! Everyone wants to be a candidate, everyone says they feel they have merit to occupy a position and, of course, none seems willing to make room for the colleague next door. There are more candidates than votes and more ambitions than leadership.

The truly picturesque thing is that some have already begun to distribute threats and to remove the old intimidating slogan from the trunk: “Whoever is against me is in favor of the Government”. How convenient! If you don't support my candidacy, you are my enemy; if you question my decisions, you are a suspect; and if you dare to have your own judgment, you are automatically qualified as a collaborationist.

“Chichón de Piso” warns me that the fight between all these characters is one step away from bursting and that everything suggests that the spark will end up igniting with the tour they are already preparing around the guy “National Agreement”. Hold on, because that's where the real show will begin! It will be a matter of seeing how the resentments, rivalries and hatred that are professed between them emerge, while they try to sell out a unit that is watering inside.

And the thing is that, Diosdado, in that political fauna they are not looking for candidates, but subjects; they are not building a political organization, but distributing certificates of loyalty. There, those who do not kneel to the aspirations of the shift leader end up becoming a suspect, traitor or enemy. After such an exhibition of intolerance, they still intend to give lessons in democracy, pluralism and unity.

THE RESULTS ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD

Brother! Americans spoke with their votes in the midterm elections this Tuesday and, as always, we are respectful of their internal processes. But I will warn you something: there will be no shortage of those who, once again, intend to link chicha with lemonade and use the election results in the United States to draw hasty conclusions about Venezuela.

The reality is clear: as we have maintained from the beginning, the Venezuelan issue had no influence on this American electoral process. And those who today rush to make political calculations, build convenient scenarios and get an account in advance about the future of Venezuela run the risk of crashing even harder than they have already crashed.

Because one thing is what the Americans decided at the polls and quite another is what some would like to interpret based on their own political aspirations. Don't confuse your wishes with reality!

We have seen too many times how some people turn their aspirations into supposed certainties, present speculations as faits accompli and end up generating expectations that later do not correspond to what actually happens. And when those predictions don't come true, instead of recognizing that their analyses were wrong, they simply change the dates, modify the arguments and re-announce new scenarios.

In the end, brother, political events don't necessarily unfold at the pace of the expectations of those who observe them. They have their own times, their own complexities and their own circumstances. Because it is one thing to analyze what is happening and quite another to pretend that everything that happens in the world must necessarily fit into the story that some people have been building about Venezuela for years.

By the way, I'm going to give you a hint: there are people celebrating the defeat of their former allies, that's the way they are, thankfully we are one-faced people, and the only thing that moves us is Venezuela.

THE NEW PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE CAMPAIGNS

My friend Furrialeño, I am warning you right away: Venezuelan extremism will not give up for the next few weeks. Let no one be deceived! Christmas is coming and, instead of allowing our people to enjoy these holidays in peace, they will do everything in their power to sow anxiety, manufacture conflicts and make the holidays bitter for Venezuelans.

Let's not be fooled, brother: they are already preparing new communication campaigns to sell, once again, their worn-out story that “Venezuela is chaos”. The intention is obvious: to manufacture a parallel reality, to magnify every difficulty, to turn any incident into a supposed national catastrophe and to try to obscure the advances that are beginning to take place in our country.

It's the same old script! When they don't have arguments, they manufacture scandals; when they don't find news, they invent stories; and when reality doesn't fit their interests, they try to accommodate it at the tip of propaganda.

And I'll tell you something else, brother: internally they're quite desperate because they've been left out of any way. Without the capacity to set the agenda and without the prominence they seek so much, they now intend to make up ground on the verge of provocations and media noise.

Do not rule out that they try to generate confrontations with the country's majority forces, precisely with those sectors that are committed to peace, coexistence and national stability. They want to turn any difference into a conflict and any provocation into a supposed test of their own narratives.

So a lot of attention, my friend. Let no one follow the game! Because political debate is one thing and quite another to try to impose chaos as a survival strategy.

I'm leaving you, but I'm waiting, something is moving and I'll be informing you.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

P.D.: TELL YOUR FRIEND THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FILLING.

Mazo News Team