All for the ticket! Find out why La Sayo and her frights are in an uproar with a vampire included

Published at: 30/10/2024 08:42 PM

It's October 30, 2024

Montecitorio Palace.

Between the Parliament Square and the Piazza di Monte Citorio. Rome, Italy.

VIP PATRIOT

Good evening, my furrialeño friend! I tell you that I was in need of some fresh air and I escaped from Madrid to come to Rome.

Goddess! , you may say that I'm following Inmundo González, but that's not the case, it's just a coincidence of life, pure chance, Jijjiji... by the way, tomorrow is Halloween, what are you going to dress up as? , I'm going to dress up as Batman, you would look good as Robin.

Brother! If I were in your place, I would wear a bunch of garlic around my neck and a crucifix, because they say that by this time La Sayo and her fears are in an uproar.

¡Let's talk buddy! The Inmundo González arrived in Rome at the hands of the vampire Ledezma, who is desperate to be given the slice of green bills they promised him. Here in Rome, they were greeted by the criminal Mariela Magallanes, a former Venezuelan congresswoman with an extensive record of treason, conspiracy, civil rebellion and continued hatred. Mariela has been working with an NGO called “Roots in Italy” to justify her income.

But not all that glitters is gold and Inmundo's visit was not what was expected. La Michi (our dear friend who works with Inmundo) confirmed to me that the message from the Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni, was not very pleasant to La Sayo or the Inmundo team, because Meloni said that she will do what she can within the European block to promote the recognition of Inmundo, but that the situation is very uphill because many member countries are opposed to repeating the script of Juanito Alimaña's badly bathed.

Meloni made it clear to Inmundo that she can't do anything if there is no consensus in the entire European Union block, much less if the new administration that is about to be defined in the United States seeks greater understanding with Caracas.

Goddess! Meloni's dismay was such that in the official note issued by the Italian government about the meeting with Inmundo, they only described Edmundo González as the “Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought”, that is, they avoided referring to Inmundo as the winner of the elections in Venezuela or calling him elected president.

But it's not all there. The meetings between Inmundo and a group of Italian parliamentarians have so far been held in the private headquarters of their organizations and not in the parliament as such.

Since Inmundo and Sayo were unable to organize a plenary session of the Italian Parliament, they invented an event in an adjacent room inside the Parliament where La Sayo, Antonio Tajani, vice-president of the Council of Ministers of the Italian Republic and Tamara Sujú, may participate. I will go there tomorrow to cover all the incidents of this event, of course they will try to sell that event as if it were a parliamentary session, but the truth is that it is a meeting of a few, in a private room.

La Sayo will participate via zoom and Antonio Tajani will give a radical speech to justify Inmundo González's trip.

Brother! Inmundo González continues to fight to have him received at the Vatican, but La Michi tells me that a meeting between Inmundo and Pope Francis is ruled out for the time being, and they are trying to confirm a meeting with the Secretary of State of the Holy See, Pietro Parolin. The other option left for Inmundo is to use the papal audience that often takes place on Wednesdays and try to sneak in to get a handshake with Pope Francis and sell the narrative that “the Pope supports Inmundo González”.

For now, Inmundo González's ride through Italy is leaving a bad bittersweet taste. Brother! , It would not be surprising that in his meeting with Tajani Inmundo he hardened the discourse to try to save the trip and win some headlines that justify the slaughter they have in the name of “freedom of Venezuela”. La Michi, who does not keep secrets, told me that the tour has not ended and to date more than 50,000 euros have been spent, but worse still, it is very likely that Inmundo González will meet with Rafael Ramírez who continues to sell the pot of smoke that he has ancestry in the Armed Forces to overthrow Nicolás Maduro.

Poor Ledezma...

Brother! , Antonio Ledezma has become Edmundo González's main operator, far above the Ramones and other characters, and even above María Corina. Ledezma sometimes plays her own game and other times with La Sayo, who in silence is very upset but doesn't say anything so that they don't end up isolating her. Ledezma is seeking not only to be Edmundo González's foreign minister but to stay with the Council for Managing and Protecting Venezuelan Assets Abroad, which is a commission led by John Goicoechea.

Apparently, Antonio Ledezma is not satisfied with the money stolen when he served as Mayor, nor is he satisfied with everything stolen by his sons-in-law. Here is just a small sample of the 6 apartments that Antonio Ledezma and his wife have in the PH Ocean Aire condominium located in one of the most expensive areas of Panama City. For this reason, the Ledezma spouses use brothers José and Chamel Gaspard Morell as front men, who are accompanied by them as suppliers and contractors in the Mayor's Office of Caracas, Government of Guárico and Metropolitan Mayor's Office. Soon I will send you the expensive assets they keep in Lecherías, Anzoátegui State.

Brother, the fight of Venezuela's extremist opposition is for the bills, not for the people.

The final battle...

Bro! , in six days a new phase in the history of the United States will be defined. When we talk next week, I hope we will have access to the final results, because the winds are blowing, gringos are on their way to taking their own medicine. The truth is that the extremist opposition has already lost its nails from eating them so much because they know that in the United States they are not very happy with them.

The North American election has the extremist opposition more dislocated than usual.

La Sayo is more inclined towards Trump because she believes that she can understand him through his ultra-right friends, while another part of the Venezuelan extremist opposition is leaning towards Kamala, since they don't like the fact that Trump considers Nicolas Maduro a strong and brilliant man. The gringos know that La Sayo has a visceral hatred for Kamala and Biden for not having been stronger against Chavism.

Diosdado, my friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) is very convinced that she will remain in government for the next four years, but everything is so confusing that anything can happen on Super Tuesday. What they have told me is that, whoever wins, it will be understood with Maduro because our country is the only one that can guarantee them a stable energy market.

Speaking of the United States...

I can tell you that Inmundo González is crazy to set foot in the United States and they continue to make progress in terms of completing their tour on American soil and other Central American countries, but that would be after confirming the results of the US presidential election.

The plan is for Inmundo to arrive first in the United States and then visit Costa Rica, Panama and they are even trying to take him to Colombia. Between now and January 10, the plan is to sell the idea that Edmundo is strong, that he has international support and that he will be sworn in on Venezuelan soil.

I say goodbye brother, this Sunday I'm traveling to Washington from Diosdado Cabello to exercise my right to vote, that's the only benefit I have of being a Venezuelan-American, and of course, I'll be in the winner's bunker to report to you.

Remember that I am your fine, fitness and important friend.

Change and out.

Mazo News Team